"Mou, you promised to introduce me to your hot nii-san!" Sakura accused pointing at Sasuke
Sasuke gave her a blank look "And have you fall for him?"
Naruto nodded in agreement crossing his arms "You're ours Sakura-chan!"
"I don't belong to anyone!" Sakura yelled at them with a pout as she climbed on the swing. The three of them were the only kids at the park seeing that Naruto was there with them.
Whatever, they didn't like the other kids anyways. Sakura because she saw them as ants and Sasuke because they were annoying.
"Except us" Sasuke said
"One day we'll grow up, and when we do we're all going to get married to someone eventually" Sakura pointed out as she tried to swing herself, only to fail. A ninja in training she may be, but she is still short.
"Then we'll both marry you, dattebayo!" Naruto grinned pushing Sakura
"Hn" Sasuke agreed
"Is that a proposal?" Sakura asked arching her eyebrows, "Try again in ten years, boys" she slyly said
Both boys flushed looking away from Sakura who always manages to fluster them.
"But...if you two really love me, like love-love, I'll say yes." Sakura added after a moment. Then she coughed awkwardly "Of course you two have to be powerful, wealthy and pleasing by then. I'll do the same."
"Then wait ten years Sakura-chan, we'll give you everything you'd ever want!" Naruto exclaimed, "That's a promise of a life time!"
Sasuke made a noise, "Dobe, Sakura wants everything. We'd have to take over the world just so she can say yes"
Sakura's eyes practically became hearts "World domination~!" she cooed
"The three of us can do it!" Naruto confidently said
"Hn, we'll start with the village. Then work our way up" Sasuke mused
Sakura grinned at her two best friends, "Now I want to meet your nii-san!"
Sasuke groaned "Fine, but promise you won't fall in love with him" he bargained
"I can't choose who I fall in love with, it just happens." Sakura stated, "But!" She jumped off the swing directing a small amount of chakra to her feet to cushion the fall "I'll try not to, okay?" she winked at the two
"Eh, good enough?" Naruto shrugged, "Besides Sakura-chan will choose us in the end" he confidently said as the object of both his and Sasuke's puppy love looped her arms around theirs
"Off we go!" Sakura grinned dragging the two with her
"We'll go for ramen at night then Sakura-chan" Naruto stated
"Of course" Sakura easily agreed
Sasuke scowled "I have curfew," seeing Sakura open her mouth he cut her off "And no, I can't sneak out like you do. Kami, I hate my clan so much"
"Well, they are stuck-ups" Sakura muttered, but both boys knew she hated the Uchiha clan as well.
"Sakura-chan's just being nice, truth is they're pessimistic assholes!" Naruto loudly said
Sasuke nodded in agreement, "Except for my mother, cousin and brother" he added after a moment
"How about your father?" Naruto curiously asked
"He's the biggest asshole of them all" Sasuke answered in a matter of fact way
"And that is why you should have dumb and loving parents who are easy to manipulate" Sakura concluded
"Or mysterious parents who were killed during the nine tailed fox's attack" Naruto added
"At least I have the Sharingan" Sasuke sighed
"Which you haven't unlocked yet" Naruto pointed out
"Piss on my pity parade why don't you?" Sasuke snarked
As usual the villagers shot the trio of friends suspicious looks. They all suspect that the Uchiha told Sasuke to get close to Naruto in order to use the fox, never knowing that the clan as a whole is trying to break off their friendship. One of the reasons Sasuke hates his clan among others.
"So I was thinking we could trick Ibiki-sensei into letting us observe his torture session" Sakure suddenly mused
"Sounds like fun" Naruto easily agreed
"Hn" Sasuke did went along with anything his friends did after all, whether it be bad, stupid or plain evil.
"By the way, I wanna become Hokage" Naruto suddenly said, "Like after we dominate the world"
"That's interesting, we should place an excecution rule to kill everyone who have ever even looked at you the wrong way" Sakura suggested
"And their children" Sasuke added nodding in agreement
"Then there wouldn't be a village left" Naruto pointed out
"Too bad" his two friends sighed in unison
"What about you Sasuke? We already know what Sakura wants" Naruto asked
"I want to destroy the Uchiha clan, then the Hyuga clan and finally that dog loving clan" Sasuke hissed under his breath
"Well, can I have the Sharingan of the corpses?" At Sasuke's nod Sakura grinned "The Hyuga clan are big perverts after all, it's sweet that you're taking revenge for me. And a cat person really hates dog lovers, huh?"
Naruto gave his nodding friends a blank look "If Sasuke does that he'll become a missing-nin"
"We can pin the blame on someone else" Sasuke stated
"We?" Naruto asked
"Yes. Friends do stick together after all" Sasuke pointed out
"Isn't a friend supposed to make sure you don't walk down that path?" A confused Naruto asked
"You should ask yourself what a true friend would do. A friend is someone who walks with you even if you're on the wrong path. Someone who can bear the burden of your sins! Isn't that what a true friend is?!" Sasuke actually sounded passionant for once
Realization dawned his friends "Oh!" both exclaimed clapping their hands at a smirking Sasuke. The three kids never knowing that this was one of the many reasons they would lack morals when they grow up.
"Now let's go already"
°•○●LATER●○•°
"Ara, welcome back Sasuke-kun! You brought friends?"
Sasuke nodded mutely at his mother, "Sakura Haruno," here Sakura gave a bow
"How do you miss? My name's Sakura Haruno, please take care of me!"
"My, how polite!" Mikoto gushed
"And Naruto Uzumaki"
Mikoto tensed briefly as her eyes slid on the grinning blond boy. She knew Sasuke had befriended her late friend's son, but it was painful to see the oh so Kushina like grin on the boy's face that looked so much like Minato's
"It's nice to meet you Naruto" Mikoto greeted, she couldn't betray her friend by being mean to the boy.
Naruto's grin seemed to become more genuine, Sasuke broke into a small relieved smile and Sakura gave her an approving smile.
It was then that Mikoto realized that the three had been testing her. She blinked, a small proud smile on her face, "I passed then?" she asked amusement twinkling in her voice
"Hn" Sasuke nodded
"We're sorry for doing that. It's just-"
"I understand Naruto, don't worry" Mikoto assured
"Miss, may I ask why you didn't treat Naruto like the other Uchiha do?" Sakura asked arching her eyebrows up
"Let's just say Naruto reminds me of an old friend of mine" Mikoto mysteriously said ushering the kids inside.
She didn't notice the three sharing a discreet glance behind her back. She did notice when Naruto and Sasuke tensed at seeing her husband. She didn't blame them at all.
Her husband barely spared the children a glance "I'll be at a clan meeting"
"Hai dear" Mikoto politely said, she loves her husband but he could be a little stiff. Of course in bed he's a completely different person...
Shaking her head of such perverted thoughts Mikoto led the kids to the dining room. "Make yourselves at home" she said before disappearing into the kitchen, chakra focused on her ears to listen in. She was a former Anbu after all.
"So, your mother seems nice" Sakura commented as she sat down at the table, she was sitting between the two boys.
"And she's beautiful, dattebayo! Of course you're prettier Sakura-chan!" Naruto added
"I wonder if she'd teach me in her ways of beauty" Sakura mused, "She is beautiful after all"
"Guys, she's my mom" Sasuke groaned
"We already established that" Sakura stated
"Yeah, stop being a mama's boy" Naruto chided
"I'm not a mama's boy!" Sasuke exclained, it was an obvious lie to his friends
"No need to be so defensive" Naruto grinned at him
"Ugh!" Sasuke groaned deciding to kiss the table. Or rather, he just hit his head on the table. He couldn't win an argument against Naruto.
"Good afternoon" a soft spoken and polite voice greeted earning the three kids' attention
"Nii-san!" Sasuke happily chirped, even though both him and Naruto were staring intently at Sakura.
Sakura eyed Itachi from the bottom to the top, every inch of Itachi seemed perfect. But his face was a bit feminine...
"He's in the A-list" she concluded standing up, she didn't miss how her boys sighed in relief.
"Hello, how do you do? My name's Sakura Haruno and this is Naruto Uzumaki, we're both Sasuke's friends, Sasuke has told us a lot about you, please take care of us" as usual she gave a polite bow
"I see, I'm glad Sasuke has made some friends. My name is Itachi Uchiha, please continue to be friends with my little brother" Itachi spoke, his head nodding at the two in acknowledgement
"Of course! The teme is stuck with us!" Naruto assured giving the Uchiha a big grin
Suddenly another voice was heard, "Pardon the intruition!" followed by footsteps heading towards the dining room
"Oh? I didn't know there were guests"
"Shisui!" Sasuke exclaimed
"Looks like I was wrong, he does have friends" Shisui sighed dramatically
"Hey!" Sasuke exclaimed feeling offended
"Well, aren't you going to introduce us?" Shisui asked
Giving his cousin a glare Sasuke pointed at Naruto "This is Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto this is Shisui"
"Hi!" Naruto waved with a grin
Shisui grinned at him and gave his own small wave
Sasuke then pointed at Sakura "This is Sakura Haruno. Saku, this is Shisui"
Sakura stared at Shisui, taking in his features slowly.
Thump thump thump
"He's the one..." she whispered to herself, "Rank S plus" her eyes seemed to have transformed in hearts
"...eh?" Naruto and Sasuke mumbled
Then their eyes bulged out, they were only rank S after all, with impressive speed Naruto pulled Sakura onto him sending Shisui a glare. Sasuke stood in front of Sakura protectively "She's ours! Get your own Sakura!"
Shisui was definitely amused "But she wants me, right?" he asked looking at Sakura who peered at him with nice green eyes
"Yes~" she purred, no kidding, she actually purred "I totally want you!"
Despite being taken off guard (were girls these days always this aggressive?!) Shisui gave Sakura a seductive smile as he held out his arms to her "Come to me my kitten"
Naruto didn't even have a chance to blink as an elbow to the gut sent him falling down. Sasuke didn't even have a second to take a breath as Sakura used his head as a launch pad and threw herself in Shisui's arms.
Sakura hugged Shisui tightly, the Uchiha smiled at her and patted her on the head. "Good girl"
"Shisui" Itachi warned
"I've always wanted a pet kitten, and isn't she just so cute?"
Before Itachi could add his two cents the two ninja felt murderous intent directed in their direction.
Shisui glanced back at the two boys to see them glaring at him as if his existent was a sin
"Give. Her. Back" Naruto spoke in a low tone
"She. Belongs. To. Us" Sasuke followed suit
"Mou~! They're so overprotective, ne, you can take them out, right Shisui-kun?" Sakura asked
"Sure, but it'd be unfair if I do that now" Shisui informed
"Ten years!" Naruto declared
"We'll eliminate you in ten years" Sasuke clarified
"I would suggest you lay off on the jokes. They seem serious" Itachi commented
"But I really am falling for Sakura-chan~!" Shisui playfully said
"Kyaah~!" Sakura semeed to be in pure bliss