Rex gritted his teeth as he introduced the next rule to the list. Cody had laughed himself dizzy at this one and he would not let it happen again.
6) You are a clone and no matter how much you may dislike it, pulling a Jar Jar will not make you a war hero. You are not a Jedi, stop pretending to be one.
Next one made Echo shake his head. One solo mission away and than this. "Either Fives did this or a shiny he talked into trouble." He mumbled.
A hand slapped his shoulder with a sound thud and his brother hung himself over Echo's shoulder.
"Nope, not me, but I will find out who it was and I will make him tell me his inspiration!"
"Oh no, you won't." Soon the two clones were rolling on the floor, just glad to be reunited with each other again. Rex, who had just finished a meeting with general Skywalker decided to let it slide and stepped over the two brothers on his way to his office.
7) Being woken for physical at o 'five hundred does not give you allowance to add your sergeant's picture to the wanted list of the Separatists.
Two days later Echo was seething with frustration. How had Echo managed this? He didn't know the handwriting, but he would find out and drag his brother to the clone and make him apologize.
7b) No adding identification of superiors to the enemy for any kind of reason.
A short time later, the resolute was being re-fitted with new front lasers long hours of nothing to do filled the hall and ultimately the med bay. Coric's usual neat handwriting was bunched up in frustration.
8) Duct tape does not hold the universe together.
8b) Ductape related injuries of a certain kind will no longer be treated in med bay.
The next entry had been done by Commander Tano. Coric had stumbled into her room, slightly pale and held out pen and a note for her.
"Sir, if you could add this to the list; perhaps they will listen to you."
Ahsoka chuckled and thanked him profusely. She had been itching to get something on the list, not quiet in this way, but still; it was a start.
8c) Thanks to the last ductape related incidents tape will only be handed out by Captain Rex, Sergeants Flight and Ryder.
The same afternoon Ahsoka had finished 8C, another addition appeared on the borad, apperently done by Kix. He had scribbled the note in bitween two other posts. No-one objected.
8d) Scratch Ryder
9) Stating Chain of command is a hamster wheel from the inside will not get you out of kitchen duty.
Why, yes, it had been a couple of very long, very boring weeks indeed.
Ahsoka stepped back, stepped forward and rubbed her eyes. Nope, the new additions to the list were still the same.
No wonder the captain had seemed so tense over the last couple of days. Perhaps she should share some of her chocolate with him and find out just what was behind this note.
10) You are no longer allowed to teach any animals in the Gar the Pretty Girl Dance.
10b) Neither are you allowed to perform it yourself, especially during inspection of another Captain or higher ranking. Do you want Captain Rex to suffer a heart attack?
Kix had to hold his sides, aching with laugher as a written apology had misteriously found it's way inside med bay. But no matter how amusing he found it, it really was no excuse, also, it deserved it's place on the list.
10c) Making Commander Cody pass put due to laugher is no acceptable excuse for number either.