After a surprising shortage of foil from the kitchen General Skywalker himself saw the necessity to take action.

11) Holos for the holo night will have to be pre-approved by command from now on.

11b) Hats out of tinfoil are no proper substitute for helmets.

11c) Neither should you wear them under your helmet, why do you do that anyway?

He was torn between laughing and crying after he got his answer. (A printed note that someone had slipped into his office at night.)

11d) Hats out of tinfoil do not protect you from Separatist mind-probes.

Coric had seen the need for a stern talking to his General. the only moment when he could work up the courage to talk out of turn was when it concerned the health of his men, because, well medics do outrank everyone.

And sleep deprivation could cause a lot of trouble, especially with men, who had been trained to be the best soldiers in the history of warfare since they could hold a blaster.

So, he added another note to the list.

11e) There are no Separatist mind-probes.

Coric had been seriously considering switching companies for the last days, right in the mess hall, and rather loudly as well.

Ahsoka stared at the flimsi paper as if it would answer her. judging from yet another of Coric's notes, she could understand why.

Hadn't the last two rounds of new guys had enough with the 501st? Rumour on Kamino said that shinies should watch out for their sanity and not for their lives in the (in)famous Legion; judging for the newest entry it looked like they should watch out for both.

12) Fuel for the y-fighters is not sweet and or a substitute for candy. Stop telling shinies that it is.

Rex scratched his head in wonder as he stared at the board. How and why? He didn't even want to know.

the captain was unsure who had added to the list and it was better not to ask. he valued the rest of his sanity far too much.

Yes, not only the shinies should watch out for it in the 501st, everybody on the resolute seemed to be going a little crazy lately.

Last mission on planet had been extraordinarily weird, as several new numbers on the list proved.

13) Members of the 224 may be called mud-jumpers. That does not mean it is ok to check behind their ears to see if they are clean and no disciplinary action will be taken if said stunt earns you an elbow to your gut (or elsewhere).

14) No matter how annoying you shiny is and we all know they can be curious idiots who ask questions rapid fire from dusk till dawn: Continuously telling him yes may lead to him trying to eat something he should not or accidentally causing a civil war. Try to remember how you were straight from Kamino, just for once!

15) On another note. Doing things like the above just to get on the list will end in you having your ass worked over so hard even your first year as a cadet will seem like a break.

Last note could be from Dogma; Rex allowed himself a rare smile. General Windu would have commented upon it favourably. It would make most men dive for cover.

Few times had the captain agreed with Dogma so much as here.

A.N.:
So, yet another week where I take refugee from my main story here. (Sorry to everyone who is waiting for a update there, but damn, I swear it does not want to be written right now.)

Anyway, I hope you got a laugh out of it. See you later!