As stated earlier, Ahsoka had been itching to get a place on the list, but this was not how she had planned it.
Her master on the other hand had laughed until he could barely breath while Ahsoka's had blushed a deep, sunset red.
This was not how she had imagined her entry on the list!
16) 'Unboxing and uncrating instructions are always inside the box' does not mean you can open the box with a light saber.
16b) Especially if it has fragile content.
Two days later she had , again, to admit that her idea might not have been as good as she had thought. Grown men with the actual age of pre- and early teens did not mix well with free time. Especially if you trained them for war.
16c) you may also not be opened with two crazes of explosives, a rainbow coloured plasic gandark and a sombrr.
Rex had to resists the urge to bang his head against the board as he wrote the last note down. At least Cody had not seen this one.
16c) neither do we want to know what else you can do with these things and what they are doing under your bunk.
What had he done to deserve this? Went through Echo's head as he jotted down a note on the list. It was in the middle of the night and he had snuck out of bed to write the thought down when no one could see him.
Since he could not really think about anything (blasting Seppies was a good thing, wasn't it?)
He decided that perhaps there was something about that thing with the rebirth and hoped he had payed his dues with his brother for this life. Shifting from one foot to another he viewed his note and finding no mistakes decided to go back to his bunk, perhaps it was still warm.
17) Sweets are a thing to be cherished, not stuffed into engines.
When he strolled down the corridor the next day to check if perhaps someone had crossed the point of three different people had added a new point each.
17c) Even if you wanted to make caramel out of it; much lower temperatures, remember? You had basic explosives training!
17d) I thought we had been over this already. If it makes you giggle for more than three minutes, it is a bad idea. Don't do it!
17d) Just for information. Insane giggling is to be avoided at official moments.
Rex had seen number seventeen and children appear on the board before he got his third cup of caf and thought the matter done with for the day. When he returned from the mess and a short chat with the commander, she had changed her attire again, he found a new point on the list.
He inhaled his coffee and started coughing as his body tried to expell the liquid from his lungs.
18) Although the eyes of commando droids glow in the dark, they are no light bulbs. Please refrain from trying to take them out.
Two days later Rex was not in a laughing mood. Why did this only happen in his legion? Why?!
Shinies, that's why. He answered himself as he jotted down the next entrance on the list.
19) Moderate use of violence does not mean you should measure the diameter of the bomb hole.
Sometimes Coric was ready to lay down the deece and get lost in the confusion after some battle.
20) Circles of bantha blood do not work against commanding officers.
20b) Spring guns do work, from their use is to be refrained.
A.N.:
A dreat thank you to everyone, who reviewed, you make this fun double.
As usual, heavily inspired by Skippy's list, have fun!