Chopper bit his lip as he made his first entry on the list. Why had he agreed to train the shinies again? There was nothing but trouble with them; although this time it really hadn't been their fault.

25) Stop telling the new guys that every meal taste like nunas and especially drop that 'Oh, and one time I found a beak in mine!'

Ahsoka resisted the urge to bang her head against the board. One would have thought that the older clones would have some mercy on their younger brothers, but apparently it had become some kind of tradition.

She didn't care about it; she still couldn't look at the stew the same way.

25a) Neither is lunch made out of bugs. Almonds are not part of their bodies and are meant to stay in the desert. They are not meant to go in the stew.

Rex rubbed his temple while staring at the board. Slowly but surely he doubted that this thing had been a good idea. Scuttlebutt had gone entirely out of control.

26) When someone asks you what the barracks on our new posting look like the correct answer is: 'I don't know.' Not: 'By the way the Republic is planning their budget we will have to make the bricks ourselves. Since I'm really bad at pottering freshers, I guess we will all have to share one.'

Fives jumped out of the way as Coric stormed through the corridor, attacked the flimsi with his stylus and rushed through the corridor again. He stepped closer, curious to what had made the medic so angry.

27) Do not shave with Tibana.

Echo pressed a hand on his bandaged arm and hissed. Whose bright idea had it been to let the shinies close to anything? Teaching on Kamino really seemed to have declined in the past years.

27a) If anyone asks 'Is this flammable?' run. Run like the Nightsisters are on you. Chances are they are already finding out themselves.

Ahsoka blushed a deep sunset red as she put her second entry to the list. How had Fives talked her into this? She should have known it would not end well.

Although, she grinned, the look on her masters' face as he had seen the Twilight had been well worth the trouble; even if her giggling fit had sold her hiding place out.

28) Due to several pink disturbances on the ship all requestments for paint will have to be approved by command.

Rex smiled as he added this note to the list. Finally he had gotten a laugh in as well, although he needed to be careful that this game didn't repeat itself here, especially when Cody came to the 501st again.

29) Do not use twenty full packs of flimsi to label everything in the barracks so that the commanders won't ask questions.

After a moment of concideration he added another. He could never be too sure with his men.

29a) Any other amount of flimsi packs isn't acceptable either.

Choric grinned. He had heard a lot of excuses in his short life, but that had been the best so far.

30) Temporary loss of sanity is no valid reason for missing live fire exercises.

Talking about those, Ahsoka thought while scribbling the next rule down. Those explosions had been more than impressive, as had been her masters' curses. Too bad she hadn't had the opportunity to write them down. Several had sounded rather interesting.

30a) You may not conduct life fire exercise at unattended speeders, even if they have been parked in the area designated as such.

Choric had the urge to go out and get as full as drunk as possible.

30c) Temporary loss of insanity will be diagnosed if you decide to give the small, bright red insect with a stinger a ride around on your shoulder. You know, it could be dangerous; you have the wildlife data bank for a reason.

A.N.:

So, here we go again, thanks for all the lovely reviews. Again I did not expect this chapter to be writtenm but as I went through all the great feedback you left me, this thing wrote itself.

So please tell me what was good, what wasn't so good so I know what you like.

Again, heavily inspired by Skippys List.