3:00 p.m.
Grabbing an air freshener, some hand-wipes, and a brown sack with holes already cut in it, Robot swiftly bolts into his room to check on the baby hedgehog. The baby, wearing a brown sack in the shape of a diaper, is sleeping away on Robot's bed. All the orange-yellow robot wants to do is grab onto the cute little baby like there's no tomorrow. As Robot reaches his arms out for the baby, little unnamed Mc'Newman wakes up, looks at Robot with its innocent teal eyes and starts crying. And that crying is not the good kind either. It's the annoying 'help me!' kind of cry!
"No no! Baby, baby!" Robot cries as he tries to calm the infant, "Shh! Everything's going to be okay! I promise!"
As this is happening, Dr. Eggman barges into the room screaming, "WHAT IN MOBIUS' NAME IS THAT HORRIBLE NOISE?!"
Since he is too scared to open his mouth and make words, all Robot could do was point to the wailing baby.
The cranky scientist grunts at Robot's response as he tries to see what's wrong with the baby, "Since you won't do anything to this poor excuse of an infant, I'm going to see what's wrong with him."
Eggman takes the sack-diaper off the baby and he is disgusted at what's inside of it. This right here is one of the reasons the villain can't stand babies.
"Doctor...what's wrong?" Robot wants to know.
"That filthy hedgehog pooped in its diaper!" the grossed-out doctor whines, "You see? This is why I hate infants so much!"
This is not making any sense to Robot, "So? It's normal for him to use the bathroom in his clothes!"
"YOU CALL THIS (while shoving the dirty sack in his sidekick's face) CLOTHING?!" Eggman spazzes, "YOU BASICALLY TOOK A LUNCH SACK, CUT HOLES IN IT, AND CALLED IT A DIAPER! THIS IS CLEARLY NOT CLOTHING!"
"Doctor, can you please not shove that in my face?" Robot pleads, "It's gross!"
His boss groans loudly and does what Robot told him to do, "And now will you excuse me...I have to change its diap- I mean...sack!"
At this point, the unnamed Mc'Newman stops crying. The adorable green baby looks at Eggman with his sparkling teal eyes and this happens: the baby pees all over Eggman's face! The angry man takes this bluntly at first, but as the infant stopped urinating, Eggman throws a tantrum.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" the scientist runs around the room, squealing like little girl, "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...EW!"
Robot face-palms himself as he's watching his own boss acting like a girl. This is so sad, the robot says in his thoughts, So, so sad.
Finally, Eggman stops in his tracks and screams to his invention, "THAT BABY IS SUCH A MANIC!"
"Um...Doctor?
"WHAT?!"
"It's...maniac, " the robot corrects his boss.
Oh, no... Eggman's about to spazz... And- "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" he screams like a girl...again.
As this is happening...
The Mc'Newman's blue minivan parks in front of their house. Wait...where's Lisa and her car?! She's going to be at a hotel since she wants to spend more time with her niece and nephew.
Anyways, disappointed Jacob and a crying Sonic and Sonia get out of the car and enter their house. The hedgehogs can't believe they lost their new addition to the family. The visit to the hospital felt like a waste of time to Sonic and Sonia. As the three hedgehogs enter the kitchen, a bunch of figures popped out of nowhere.
"SURPRISE!" they called out to the hedgehogs. The figures just happened to be Knuckles, his mother Bre, Espio, Barbra, Charlie, and Amy. The others, such as Parker, Hannah, and Amy's parents are not attending for various reasons. Parker, because he hates babies, though not as much as Eggman does. Hannah, because she's out with her family. And Amy's parents, because they went out to liner (between lunch and dinner).
Anyways, back to where we were. Knuckles and the others have planned a big brother and sister party for Sonic and Sonia respectively for their new sibling. As the party people saw the sad looks on the Mc'Newman's faces, Bre asks them, "Jacob, Sonic, Sonia, what happened?"
"Someone kidnapped the baby," Jacob answers.
"Sonia and I didn't get to meet him," Sonic adds.
"The baby's not a girl!" Sonia whines, then her eyes fill with more tears.
"I'm sorry about that," Amy apologizes, while giving Sonia a hug, "Maybe the next baby could be a girl."
"I hope so," Sonia responds to her neighborly friend.
This is so sad, yet confusing to everyone. Why on Earth would anyone kidnap a baby? A newborn, in this case?!
"M-maybe the baby crawled out of the room when you weren't looking," Charlie comes up with a theory.
"No way," Barbra disagrees, "The baby was born last night. It's too young to crawl."
Then Espio steps in, coming up with a different theory, "Maybe the person who kidnapped the baby was Eggman. After all, he does want to ruin your life, Sonic."
Sonic face-palms himself, "Gah! How could I forget about Eggman?! Of course he would take away our brother! He's evil!"
That is true, Sonic. Dr. Eggman is very evil. How will we get to him, though.
And that was Chapter 4! What did you think of it? I'm sorry if the first half of this chapter grossed you out, but then again, everyone uses the bathroom in their "clothes" when they're very young. Anyways, what do you think is going to happen next? Find out in Chapter 5!