A/N: This one's in Princess Daisy's POV and comes from "Dead Flowers" by the Rolling Stones, from their album Sticky Fingers: one of my favourite songs, by one of my favourite bands.
Dead Daisies
Well when you're standing tall in your pitch black overalls
Talking to that rich guy that you know
Well, I hope you will see me in my plumber company
Well, you know I could never be alone
Take me down Waluigi, take me down
I know you think you're the king of spin-off characters town
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put daisies on your grave
Well when you're sitting back in that purple Cadillac
Making bets on NES Open Tournament Day
Ah, I'll be out on the greens and you know what that means
With my Mario Bro. taking my neglect away
Take me down Waluigi, take me down
I know you think you're the king of spin-off characters town
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put daisies on your grave – yeah!
Take me down Waluigi, take me down
I know you think you're the king of filler characters town
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by Paratroopa mail
Say it with dead flowers in my wedding
And I won't forget to put daisies on your grave
No, I won't forget to put Daisies on your grave