A/N: This is a Paper Mario inspired take on "Miss Murder" by the band AFI from their album Decemberunderground. Whereas the actual song gets its title from what's said in the refrain, I attribute the title to the one who's singing the song, rather than whom it's being sung about, to make the connection more obvious.
Miss Kammy
Hey King Koopa can I?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Make your power stay if I
Give my life?
Mweh heh heh!
With just a look, Toads shook
And Yoshis bowed before him.
Simply a look can torch resolve.
The Stars that pierce the sky
He left them all behind.
We're left to wonder why
He left us all behind.
Hey King Koopa can I?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Make your power stay if I
Give my life?
Mweh heh heh!
(ohh)
Dreams of his crash won't pass
Oh, how they all abhorred him.
Power won't last when leveled down.
The Stars that mystify
He left them all behind.
And how his children cried
He left us all behind.
Hey King Koopa can I?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Make your power stay if I
Give my life?
Mweh heh heh!
What's the hook, the twist
Within this verbose RPG?
I would bet my extra lives upon it.
That the girl you love, your Princess Peach
Gives up the game without hope.
We're the empty pixels floating through, paper skin
Ever searching for what we weren't promised.
Reaching for that Mushroom Land, we'd never let go,
But who would let the Koopas put our filthy hands upon it?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Make your power stay if I
Give my life?
Mweh heh heh!
Hey King Koopa can I?
Hey King Koopa can I?
Make your power stay if I
Give my life?
Mweh heh heh!