A/N: This one's "Mark It Up" from Repo! The Genetic Opera, a rock-opera horror-music film based on a stage play of the same name.
I've always thought of Wendy as a bit like the film's Amber for one reason or another, and when I was wondering what sort of Mario duet I could do, I came up with the idea of her squabbling with Ludwig and Junior about who gets Bowser's throne (since Ludwig's the oldest original Koopaling by most reckonings and Junior's the current canon heir). In the movie, Junior's character, is actually the one with the random accent, but his lines fit Junior better than Ludwig, who's a little OOC-ly aggressive here compared to my other stories, but ah well, I still like how it turned out.
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Wendy: Where the hell's King Dad, brothers?
Ludwig: He left me in charge, sister!
Both: I don't take lip from a
Ludwig: Girl! . . . . . . . . Wendy: Nerd!
Junior: My brother and sister should Smash!
Ludwig: Junior, shut the hell up!
I'm zee smartest and zee eldest!
I vill find a vand and vield it!
If Mario comes, I'll write his svan song!
Prince Ludwig don't take shit from no one!
One brain, level up!
Only I have brains enough!
Zat's vy Fazzer vill leave Dark Land to me
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
Junior: Ha!
Ask Toad Retainers who they prefer,
6 out of 7 will say B-Junior!
The most cutest, to Bowser truest!
I will leave your plumbers clueless!
Two Shines, level up!
Junior steals all of the Shines!
Ludwig: You ain't got zee flames, brozzer!
Junior: All hair and overbite, brother!
Both: King Dad's leaving Dark Land to me!
Junior: You wait! Time will tell! . . . . . . . . Ludwig: You vait! Time vill tell!
Junior's face will win them all! . . . . . . . . Ludvig's bots vill rule you! . . .
When I inherit Papa's stuff, . . . . . . . . Ven I inherit Fazzer's stuff,
. . Take his will and retcon you! . . . . . . . . Take his vill and write you out!
Both: Take my cut and level up!
Level up, level up!