A/N: This one's based on the song "I'm Just Your Problem", from one of my favourite shows, Adventure Time. It was written by Rebecca Sugar and performed by Olivia Olson in the episode "What Was Missing", and became infamous for maybe having some lesbian subtext between the singer, Marceline, and the subject, Princess Bubblegum. I personally view the original song that way, but this Waluigi/Luigi version works as either platonic or shipping, depending on what floats your boat (I can't make up my mind on how I interpret it meself, haha). Also, rather than maintaining a verbal exchange between Waluigi and Luigi, I took a cue from the extended "full band" fan remake of the song and only incorporated Marcy/Waluigi's line. You can find that version on YouTube or its original Bandcamp location; the creator's Helena91, and the lyrics were sung by Nicole Vaquerano, with guitar work by KarlosRock92. It's worth a listen, although to be clear, my lyrics here only correspond to the original TV show's version of the song.
Waaai'm Just Your Problem
Wa wa wa wa wa
I'm gonna leave you in my dust
Wa wa wa wa wa
I'm gonna leave you behind to rust
I'm gonna rip the 'stache from your little green face
I'm gonna…
Oh, you don't like that? Or do you just not like me?!
Sorry I don't forget what your name is
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're no one
Like all your stupid little Toad friends do,
Sorry I'm no fan of your brother's
Am I not unaware enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
I must be such an inconvenience to you,
Waaa… I'm just your problem,
Waaai'm just your problem,
It's like I'm not my own-a person, am I?
Waaai'm just you're problem
Well Wa-a-a-a-a-aluigi shouldn't have to justify what I do
Wa-a-a-a-a-aluigi shouldn't have to prove anything to you
I ain't sorry I exist, I forget what landed you on my blacklist
But Wa-a-a-a-a-aluigi shouldn't have to be the one who makes peace with you
So… why do I want to?
Waaai do I want to…