A/N: Big thanks to YinWriter for telling me about Panic! At the Disco and their song "Bittersweet". The only other thing I have to say about this one is that Captain Syrup should be in more games, because she's awesome.
Garlic and Sugar (Bittersweet)
I'm just setting, I'm just setting a trap
And I'm not pulling, Wario
I'm not pulling for you, you're just amusing me
I'm not a betting girl but this is a sure thing
I've been to Kitchen Isle and to Diamond City
So many treasures – I really want to steal them all
But my favourite place is the warm embrace
Of lighting your methane gas in bathroom stalls
Everything we do is bittersweet
You could tell me secrets that I'll probably go reap
I'm just trying to rob you, take it personally
It feels like we're pulling teeth
So bittersweet
I guess that's how its gotta be
I guess that's how its gotta be
All that greed is gonna burn you up
It keeps me warm at night
But stinks like garlic – yuck
I think how many crews I've had
No more on deck or land
I'm solo on purpose
And it's certainly worth it
Everything we do is bittersweet
You could tell me passwords: your accounts I'll delete
I just want to bankrupt you, take it personally
Wanna feel like we're pulling teeth
So bittersweet
I guess that's how its gotta be
I guess that's how its gotta be
I guess that's how its gotta be
You and me
Another thievery
It's not a mystery why you're here
(It's so boring without you)
Your microgames and crooked business fame
My voice of plundering
I don't think I can take the way you're making out to be
I'm just setting, I'm just setting a trap
And I'm not pulling, no
I'm not pulling for ya
Everything we do is bittersweet
Don't tell me business tips: those I will never need
I'm just trying to trick you, take it personally
Gotta feels like we're pulling teeth
So bittersweet
Let's feel like we're pulling teeth
So bittersweet
It feels like we're pulling teeth
So bittersweet