A/N: Here's another awesome request – this one from randomreadfreak, asking for an Airship parody of "Starships" by Nicki Minaj. Happy to oblige, and I hope you like it!


Airships


Koopa

Let's go storm the beach, each
No one gets away
They save, what they gonna save?
Have a king, ping, found the right spell
Koopalings like us, hard to stomp spiked shells
We clones? Own, ain't no Bowser clones
The zone, own, whistle in Warp Zones
There's seven? Eight? We're not gonna wait
He'll-a clear all the levels and swallow the bait

On the boss floor, floor
We love to spar
So give us more, more,
We're going far
Fall to the floor, floor
And pray to your Stars
If you want more, more
Then here we are

Airships were meant to fly
Fire rains from the sky
Won't stop, we ride on high
Let's do this one more time
Oh oh oh oh

Airships were meant to fly
Burn them down from the sky
Let's do this one last time
Won't stop…

We're higher than those Mushroom munchers
We're higher than those Mushroom munchers
We're higher than those Mushroom munchers

Jump past our blasters, minions, traps
Dad owns that
But we ain't got our allowances
He owes that
So break what you want, and beat who you like
That's our life, there's no end in sight
Twinkle, twinkle stupid Stars

Now everybody let us hear you scream "help help help"
Now give us all your coins or you'll yelp yelp yelp
And if you're a Toad, you're-a toa- toa- toast
If you're name's Mario, then you're going to roast

Lie on the floor, floor
Like it's your last life
Do you want more, more?
Hurts like a knife

Airships were meant to fly
Conquer them from the sky
Won't stop, we're aiming high
Let's do this one more time
Oh oh, oh oh

Airships were meant to fly
Bomb them all from the sky
Let's do this one last time
Won't stop…

We're higher than those Flower flickers
We're higher than those Flower flickers
We're higher than those Flower flickers

Airships were meant to fly
Terror strikes from the sky
Won't stop, we're aiming high
Let's do this one more time
Oh oh, oh oh

Airships were meant to fly
Hands up or you'll all die
Let's do this one last time
Won't stop…

We're higher than those Starmen stuffers
We're higher than those Starmen stuffers
We're higher than those Starmen stuffers