A/N: YinWriter was kind enough to give me another suggestion: a villains' group rendition of "When You're Evil" by Voltaire. Great idea! Most of the song is done as a chorus, but there's parts where certain lines pertain to different villains (or different groups of villains), especially in the actual choruses. Unlike my other group songs, I don't say who's-who, however, so you'll have to guess on your own! (But if you tell me what you think in a review, I'll confirm if you're right or not, haha!) Hope you enjoy!
When We're Evil
When the Koopa is too silly
And plots require skill
They call us out by name, you see
Lots of roles to fill
To the cynical, we're just one-shots
To our fandom, we're so cool
But in lots, or just one game
Anyway, it's all the same
I'm the warts on your face
I'm the mustard of your rage
I'm the shadow by your bed
I'm the witch that's in your head
I'm the clown that you can't trust
I'm the world starting to rust
I'm the face you try to hide
And all the aliens inside
And it's so easy when we're evil
This is the game, you see
The Mushrooms bow to us and we,
We do it all because we're evil
And we do it all for free
Your stars are all the pay we'll ever need
While there's wishes to turn bad
While there's dreamers to be had
While there's power left to steal
While there's realms to make unreal you know that
We'll be there, we'll be waiting for the boss fight
It's a game, we're glad we're in it
Losing points with every minute
And it's so easy when we're evil
This is the game, you see
The Koopas bow to us and we,
We do it all because we're evil
And we do it all for free
Your castle's all the pay we'll ever need
We pledge our allegiances, to all things evil
And we promise on our damned souls
To not do as we're told, and Lord Bonechill
Has never seen villains like us, for we
Not only do his job, but do it happily
I'm the beast that makes you wake
I'm the monster you've become
I'm the pictures on your walls
I'm the invader in your halls
I'm the dagger in your back
Another alien attack
I'm the shadows in your heart
A burning pain, time to restart
And it's so easy when we're evil
This is the game, you see
The Stars all bow to us and we,
We do it all because we're evil
And we do it all for free
Your kingdom's all the pay we'll ever need
And we do it all for free
Your dimension's all the pay we'll ever need
And we do it all for free
Your world is all the pay we'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see her smile
At me for a little while
And no one loves me when I'm evil
I'm lying through my teeth
Your screams are all the company I need