A/N: Sanec Headghog asked for a post-Super Paper Mario Luigi take on "Evelin Evelin", by Evelin Evelin (from the album Evelin Evelin). Awesome idea; post-SPM angst is a favourite Luigi subject of mine. Anyway, the actual song is a duet between conjoined twins, and this one's sorta two duets, one between Luigi and Mario, and a far more sinister one inside Luigi's mind between him and Mr. L. Rather than breaking it up with many names, I'm just using the following legend to tell who's singing: Luigi is italics, Mario is bold, and Mr, L is underlined. The three lines with the dots happen at the same time; everything else is alternating, or in the case of combos of the font types, both characters are singing the same thing at the same time (but it's not as often as in the original song). When listening, Luigi usually corresponds to the boy's voice, and Mr. L / Mario split the girl's parts. Hopefully it's followable.

Luigi Luigi

Mario, Luigi,
Why do we bother to save?
Why are you running away?
Don't you feel like Game Overing?
The bosses are all beaten at last.
I'm broken, I don't want to play.

We grew up closer than most.
Closer than anything, closer than anything.
Shared our head, but wore different clothes.
Talked about everything, tried to end many things.

What shall we play tonight? What shall we eat today?
Can we go kart racing? But we just did that yesterday.
Should we see Princess Peach? Can I be left behind?
What if they call us? They don't need me anyway.

Luigi, Mario,
Why do I bother to save?
Why are you running away?
Don't you feel like recovering?
Remembering my name at last.
You're broken, I'm sorry to say.

Have our cake, let's drink a toast.
This is our birthday, so why are you weeping?
All alone, I am not a ghost.
I wake up first, and I stare at you screaming.

What shall we slay tonight? Who shall we kill today?
Do you think I should follow him? But they just beat him yesterday.
Should we be enemies? Weren't we the final boss?
I want to be famous. They're watching bro anyway.

Luigi, Luigi,
Why do I bother to stay?
Why am I running away?
Don't I feel like Game Overing?
Everything's just falling apart at last.
I'm broken, but he wants to play.

We grew up so very close.
A Chaos Heart needs a host.
Destroying the whole world is what is best for us.
Well, I never asked for this, I never wanted this.
All that I want is my mind to myself.
Reflection in your eyes, I'm quite at home.
Just get away from me, please just stop touching me.
You're always making me be somebody else.
Now you realize you're not alone.
Well, they're only scared of me.
And he really cared for me.
Why don't you let me free?
'Cause you'd never dare to be.
'Cause they never listen, they're always insisting.
Let's keep reminiscing. . . . . . . . Can't stop reminiscing.
I feel something missing.
I just want you to be me. . . . . . . . I just want my sanity.
He's waiting, just come along. . . . . . . . His voice won't leave me alone.

Mr. L, Mr. L, Luigi, Luigi,
Mr. L, Mr. L, Luigi, Luigi,
Mr. L, Mr. L, Luigi, Luigi,
Mr. L, Mr. L, Luigi, Luigi,
Luigi, Mario, Luigi, Mario,
Luigi, Mario, Luigi, Mario,
Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi,
Mr. L, Mr. L, Mr. L, Mr. L.