A/N: An anonymous reviewer asked for "Monster", which I chose to mean the Lady Gaga song. It could easily be a Bowser/Peach tune, but the guest wanted it to be sung by the Koopas and a couple other parts really reminded me of Bowser's undoubtedly traumatic experience as "Bowletta", which I haven't explored yet with this anthology, despite the fact that it's a favourite subject of mine. Well, I'm exploring it now. Most of the lines are Bowser thinking/flashing back to it (note that the tense shifts later on are very on-purpose), while the italic stuff is his memories of Cackletta's thoughts while she possessed him still echoing in his head - forever… Fun stuff!

Monster

Don't call me Koopa
They've never seen one like this before
Eya ha ha, don't fight with me like that
You are now me

She ate my heart
She a-a-ate my heart
(Come along, Bowser)
She ate my heart
She a-a-ate my heart out
(You complete me)
She ate my heart
She a-a-ate my heart
(Eya ha ha)
She ate my heart
She a-a-ate my heart
(Good boy)

Look at her, look at me
The mirror's false, no honesty
She's not me, it's just lies
But I can't stop staring through her evil eyes

I'm asked by Kamek what she did to me before (Eya ha)
I mumbled something as I limped across the floor, that she
She might've… Not really sure, don't quite recall (Eya ha)
But deep inside me, can't forget it, yeah

That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
That witch was a monster-er-er-er-er

She ate my heart
(I love this fire)
She ate my heart
(Wanna burn it all, he's hot as hell)
She ate my heart
(I love this power)
She ate my heart
(Wanna take it all, he's hot as hell)

She licked my lips
Said to me
"Boy we look good enough to eat"
Ran her claws all down me
Screamed "Witch now get your mind right out of me"

I asked my children what she did to them before (Eya ha)
They mumbled something as they limped across the floor, that she
She might've… Not really sure, don't quite recall (Eya ha)
But deep inside me, know I've seen it, yeah

That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I drink him?)
That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I drain him?)
That witch was a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I drown him?)
That witch was a monster-er-er-er-er

She ate my heart
(I love this fire)
She ate my heart
(Wanna burn it down, he's hot as hell)
She ate my heart
(I love this power)
She ate my heart
(Wanna beat them down, he's hot as hell)

She ate my heart, she ate my heart
Instead she's the monster in my head
She ate my heart, she ate my heart
Instead she's the monster in my head

I wanna forget
But she took me home instead
Uh oh, can't fight the monster in my head
With my hands, put my kids in chains
She wiped their minds slate-clean
She ate my heart and then she ate their brains
Huh oh, huh ohhhh
(I love this rage)
Huh oh, huh ohhhh
(Wanna use them all, he's hot as hell)
She ate my heart
(Huh oh, huh ohhhh)
She a-a-ate my heart
(I love this pain)
She ate my heart
(Wanna kill them all, he's hot as hell)
Dreadful dreadful dreadful dreadful dreadful dreadful

This witch is a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I kill him?)
Cackletta's a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I use him?)
Bowletta's a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I be him?)
This Koopa's a monster-er-er-er-er

This Koopa's a monster
(She ate my heart, she ate my heart)
M-m-m-monster
(Could I be her?)
This Koopa's a monster
(She ate my heart, she ate my heart)
M-m-m-monster
(Could I be her?)
This Koopa's a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I be her?)
Please am I a monster-er-er-er-er?