A/N: The other day, I was thinking "I need more Koopaling songs", and then today I was thinking "'Feel Good, Inc.' by the Gorillaz is great – I should adapt it somehow". And then it occurred to me that the rap breaks would be great for Morton and Roy, while the melodious chorus would fit Ludwig and Wendy, and voila, two birds with one stone. The title is from the Koopalings' original "we just love being mean" slogan.

Be Mean, Inc.

Iggy: Hahahahahahahahaha,
Ludwig: Be mean
Junior: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Larry: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Morton: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Wendy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Roy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Lemmy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Ludwig: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean

Larry: Plumber's bearing down on a Koopa's back
He's just gotta jump 'cause he don't know wack
His brother's in the streets, it's appealing to see
They won't rescue the country, cause we're bad and free
Lemmy: We've got a new appearance – an ephemeral style
A technicolour bunch, as we try to smile
But all we wanna hear is the hero weep
Our dreams, they've got to cheer us when he puts us to sleep, now

Ludwig: Airship, airship, rule the land
Burn forever in our hands
Take it all on in our strides
Music's skipping, falling down
Wendy: Love forever, love is free
We're kin forever, you and me
Airship, airship, for the win
Is everybody in?

Morton: Poison gas these pipe rats – fast cats
Light them all up like plumber's cracks
Stab these humans in the back
It's my sonic boom attack
Junior: Oops, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Junior's star shining brighter this year
Morton: Watch me anti-gravitate
Hahahahahaa

Roy: Yo, we gonna go ghost town
On Toad Town
With our sound
They're on the brink
Gonna bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With our sound
We'll kill the pink
So don't stop
Junior: Get it, get it
Roy: Until we fly ahead
Yo, watch the way I dominate
Hahahahahaa

Junior: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Ludwig: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Lemmy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Roy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah

Wendy: Airship, airship, rule the land
Burn forever, in our hands
Take it all on in our strides
Music's skipping, falling down
Ludwig: Blood forever, blood is free
We're heirs forever, you and me
Airship, airship, for the win
Is everybody in?

Iggy: Don't stop, break it, make it
These are your weapons, take it
Steady, watch me innovate
Ahahahahaa
Don't stop, build it, fill it
We are your jailers, kill it
Steady, watch me terminate
Ahahahahaa

Wendy: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Morton: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Larry: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah
Junior: Shake it shake it, shake it, Be mean
Iggy: Ahhhhahahahah