A/N: An anonymous reviewer requested "Be Prepared" from The Lion King. My bro already recorded a version of that (hence I did "My Lullaby" from the sequel a while ago), but I figured, what the hell, I'd give it a try too. The words are sung by Bowser unless they're in italics; if only one Koopaling is speaking, it's indicated, otherwise all seven of them are chorusing (no Junior this time out), although I do say "all" sometimes too.

Be Prepared

I know that your odds of land retention
Are as high as the Special Star World
But as weird as you are, pay attention
My plans are about to unfold

It's clear from your eager expressions
Failures of the past are forgot
But we're talking heirs and successions
And I'll need every one of you lot

So prepare for comebacks of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A nostalgic era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Iggy: But why should we bother?
Just listen to Father

I know it sounds dated
But you'll be outfitted
With a new set of colours and toys!
And new moves for dramatic flair
Be prepared!

Morton: Yeah! Be prepared. We'll be prepared! For what?
For the birthday of Peach!
Larry: We're invited?
No, son! You're gonna gate-crash. Junior too.
Lemmy: Great idea!
Wendy: I love to party!
All: Party! Party! La la la la la la la la!
Koopalings! You will not party!
Ludwig: But you said…
Snatch the princess! First her lands, and then we will conquer the world!
Roy: Yay, all right! Conquer the world!
All: Conquer the world! Conquer the world!

It's great we're once again accepted
By the king who is also our dad
Of course, nowadays, you're expected
To bow down to Junior, my lad

The future is littered with castles
To slow Mario on that day
And though it will be a small hassle
You best not let him get away!

So prepare for the shock of the century
Be prepared for the tastiest scam . . . (Ooooh, la la la!) . . . . .
. The cake we are baking . . . (We just love)
And airships we're making . . . (Be-ing mean) .
Losses and denial . . . (Mario)
. . . . . . . . . . . Is simply why I'll . . . (Will soon scream!)
Bring you back to my side
So that he will soon die
And Peach will be left just for me
Yes, ensure that her plumbers aren't spared
Be prepared!

We'll ensure that no plumbers are spared
Be prepared!