A/N: The reviewer a-rod84 asked for "99 Red Mushrooms" to the tune of "99 Luftballoons" by Nena. Sadly, I don't speak German, so I had to base it more on the English version of the song, "99 Red Balloons", but the syllables match up similarly enough that either background listening works most of the time, and while most chunks mirror the actual song closely, a lot of it is just doing its own thing anyway (but the same can be said when comparing the English and German versions too). Anyway, hope you like it!
99 Red Mushrooms
Bro and I in the fields of green
The Koopa Troopas are all that can be seen
Stomping Goombas dusk to dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Above our heads we break all the brick blocks
And realize that they're not all just rocks
Underneath the summer sky
99 Red Mushrooms go by
99 Red Mushrooms
As we try to go grab them, soon
Koopas sound the red alert
"There's plumbers here, they're gonna hurt"
The Magikoopa springs to life
Opens up his crystal eye
Looks towards my bro and I
As 99 Red Mushrooms go by
99-strong airship fleet
99 shelled soldiers meet
To worry, panic, fret and scurry
Send the Troops out in a hurry
"This is what we've waited for
Nothing's gonna stop this war"
The Koopa King believes his lie
As 99 Red Mushrooms go by
99 clouds in the air
The Lakitus are everywhere
Bro and I are running fast
Bullet Bills come screaming past
No orders to identify
Or clarify or classify
"Just make sure that those plumbers die"
99 Red Mushrooms go by
As 99 Red Mushrooms go by
99 worlds we have cleared
But will be lost once more I fear
The blocks we break might soon run out
In the lands we fight about
The years go by without an end
Each time they lose, they rise again
But here I find a Red Mushroom
I gulp it down, and here we go…