A/N: When I started this anthology, I never thought it'd be prolific as it has been – just a song here and there, but between my own hits of inspiration and all the wonderful requests from you readers, here we are, at song #50! To mark this milestone, I'm doing a request I got a long time ago, from Madz the Penguin: a Mario version of the Pokérap! Growing up, I was a huge fan of the Pokémon anime and loved signing along to the Pokérap, so of course I had to take her up on the idea – but raps are a lot of work, and this one required research as well as the usual syllable/stress/rhyme matching to fill up the list, so given how much effort went into it, I think it's fitting as the fiftieth song. Let me know what you think and as always, keep those recommendations coming! (PS, as always, italics are spoken, the rest sung, and who's saying what's only important for the speaking parts so they're the only ones with names.)

Pokérap – Mario Style

Mario:Okie-dokie, Luigi, we gotta stomp some-a Koopa Troops.
Luigi: Just don't-a-make me lead, Mario. I'm-a-scared!
Mario: Let's-a-go!

I want to be the best
At video games
To save the princess, yeah
That's my aim.

Electroid, Cheep-Cheep, Lava Bud, Fuzzy
Kuribo, Peek-a-Boom, Nep-Eenut, Spiny
Seed Weed, Sentry Beam, Fishin' Boo, Toady
Underhand, Piranha Plant, Zombie Shroom, Gold Beanie

Stomp 'em, stomp 'em, gotta stomp 'em all, Mario!

I'll run across the lands,
Look far and wide,
Got fire in my hands
King Koopa just can't hide!

Capture Kong, Ukiki, Hammer Brother, Black Duck
Clubosaur, Striker, Koopatrol, Naplock
Waddlewing, Scorchit, Fly Guy, Boo Man Bluff
Swooper, Flapdor, Goombeetle, Poison Puff

Stomp 'em, stomp 'em, gotta stomp 'em all,
Gotta stomp 'em all, Mario!

Zinger, Ninjape, Thwomp, X-Yux
Strollin' Stu, Nipper Plant, Mekabon, Tox Box
Kritter, Croctopus, Shy Guy, Bowbow
Greenie, Boo, Lantern Ghost, AirMeow

Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, yeah!
Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, yeah!
Gotta stomp 'em all, Luigi! Ow!

Bandito, Urchin, Troopea, Gringill
Cataquack, Chargin' Chuck, Unagi, Bullet Bill
Beezo, Hoopster, Shy Away, Big Boo
Bucket Head, Ptooey, X-Naut, Lakitu

Almost 250, soon more to see
To be a video game star is my destiny.

Pi'illowdactyl, Penguin, Crusher Blargg, Stone Spike
Angry Sun, Ostro, Koopa Troopa, Oerlikon
Gold Mouse, Sammer Guy, Klaptrap, Dayzee
Spear Guy, Podoboo, Slime Drop, Beanie

Mario: Wa-hoo! We're at the halfway flag, we're-a-number one!
Luigi: We? What's all this-a "we" stuff? I'm-a-doing all the hard work!
Mario: Pause-time's over, Weegee, here we gooo!

Manky Kong, Mandibug, Sidestepper, Stone Buzzy
Banzai Bill, Sharpea, Li'l Boo, Bumpty
Galoomba, Snifit, Wiggler, Eeligon
Cursya, Tweester, Puffer-Cheep, Eggplant Man

Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, yeah!
Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, yeah!

Pigarithm, Rex, Buzzy Beetle, Skipdrill
Ninji, Tweeter, Pokey, (Cosmic Clone)
Pionpi, Duplighost, Tuck, Chained Kong
Paratroopa, Blooper, Virus, Klampon

Almost 250, soon more to see
To be a video game star is my destiny.

Broozer, Chain Chomp, Bandit, Kremling
Clawdaddy, Bombat, Spike Top, Tenderling
Big Whomp, Cobrat, Shellcreeper
Bob-omb, Banzai Bill, Rip Van Fish, Ember

Mario: Whoa, catch your-a-breath, bro. Shake out that 'stache.
Luigi: It's-a downhill from here, just-a one more level to go.
Mario: Now it gets tricky, so jump-a real high!

Wiggler, Dr. Shroob, Clubba, Boo Buddy
Goonie, Magikoopa, Davincheese, Spikey
Alarm Clock, Pokey, Mr. I, Fishbone
Tiki Buzz, Reznor, Goom – we're almost home!

Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, yeow!
Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all, huhh!
Gotta stomp 'em all, Mario! (yeeaahh!)

Koopeleon, Chuboomba
Boom-Boom, Firebar, Dragon-Koopa
Monty Mole, Birdo
Rocky Wrench, Goomba – that's all, bro!

Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all (oooh)
Gotta stomp 'em all, Mario
Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all (oooh)
Gotta stomp 'em all, Luigi
Gotta stomp 'em all, gotta stomp 'em all
Gotta stomp 'em all… Mario!