A/N: This one's "Self Esteem" by The Offspring, from their album Smash, although I know it from an excellent FLCL amv. Hope you enjoy!
Green Esteem
La la lalala la la lalala
Bro went off for the tenth time today
I practiced all the things I would say
But he returned, I lost my nerve
Said "welcome back" and I made him dessert
Now I know I'm not being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I fear the abuse
I know they're excluding me
That's okay 'cause I got no self esteem
Oh-way oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
He gets called, and stays out all night
I wait 'til 2 then I turn out the light
This rejection's got me so low
He keeps it up I just might tell him so
Oh-way oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Peach is saying, oh, that she cares about me
Then I wonder why she just screams for Bro
Know she's thinking, oh, that I'm useless and meek
Then I wonder why I bother to go
Well I guess I do stick up for myself
But in battle when there's nowhere to run
The more you're frightened
The more it shows you're really brave
Right? Yeah…
Now I'll relate this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
Daisy's bored and she's looking to score
Now I know I should say "no", but…
It's kinda hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm no 2P
I'm just a hero with no self esteem
Oh-way oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Daisy's saying, oh, that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my Bro
When she's saying, oh, she wants Waluigi
Then I wonder why she asks me to show
Well I guess I should stand up for myself
But I really don't wanna cause a scene
The more you let slide
The more it shows you're a good man
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah