A/N: A guest asked for a parody of "Dorothy the Dinosaur" by The Wiggles. I included most of the talking intro too (but not the singalong coaching part), just cuz. The brackets are said by Yoshi, the rest is by Mario.
Yoshi the Dinosaur
We'd-a like you to meet a friend of ours
He's a person like-a you and me
He's a dinosaur, and his name's-a Yoshi the dinosaur
Now, Yoshi the-a dinosaur is a very friendly dinosaur
He's-a green, he's got a white belly
He-a wears a red saddle-like shell
And-a best of all, Yoshi the dinosaur loves to eat-a everything!
Now here's a song about the first time that we-a Mario Partied with Yoshi the dinosaur…
I was looking out my window late the other night
He was sitting in the garden
And gave me such a fright
Eating all Bro's roses there in the moonlight
It was Yoshi the dinosaur
(Yoshi!)
I knew that if Bro saw him
He'd never let him stay
A Yoshi friend that ravenous needs feeding night and day
I'd have to find a place where I could hide him away
Yoshi the dinosaur
Goomba-A-Chomp!
Koopa-A-Chomp!
(Oh! Roses!)
Wiggler-A-Chomp!
(I like it here!)
Bob-omb-A-Chomp!
Cheep-Cheep-A-Chomp!
Blooper-A-Chomp!
Yoshi the dinosaur
(Chomp)
I knew that he was so loud
That he's soon be found
My brother called up Princess Peach
She came around
When she laid her eyes on him she hopped up and down
"Nice to see you here, Yoshi the dinosaur!"
Shy-Guy-A-Chomp!
Snifit-A-Chomp!
(Owowowow my stomach hurts!)
Goonie-A-Chomp!
(I'm still hungry!)
Dayzee-A-Chomp!
(Are we gonna find snacks in minigames now?)
Bandit-A-Chomp!
Toady-A-Chomp!
Yoshi the dinosaur
(Chomp)
They called up old Toadsworth to bring food straight away
They called up the Toads
To find a place to play
I asked if there'd be pasta
I said "Hooray!"
With Yoshi the dinosaur
(Yoshi!)
Buzzy-A-Chomp!
Nipper-A-Chomp!
Spiny-A-Chomp!
Grinder-A-Chomp!
Boo-Guy-A-Chomp!
(Oh! Berries!)
Swooper-A-Chomp!
Yoshi the dinosaur
(Chomp)
Goombrat-A-Chomp!
Ice-Bro-A-Chomp!
Spear-Guy-A-Chomp!
Mouser-A-Chomp!
Ptooie-A-Chomp!
Fuzzy-A-Chomp!
Yoshi the dinosaur!
(Yoshi!)