A/N: This one's "Momma's Broken Heart" by Miranda Lambert, as requested by the lovely guest who always leaves such warm reviews. Definitely a great fit for Daisy.
Peach Toadstool's Broken Heart
I cut my mane with a fraying Super Feather
I screamed my name 'til it wasn't heard but felt
I numbed the pain with some Stars and dried Mushrooms
Don't know what I did next, all I know it didn't help
Word got around to Wario and to Toadette
My best friend's phone started ringin' off the hook
I can hear her now sayin' she ain't gonna have it
Don't matter how you feel, it only matters how you look
Go and fix your makeup, girl, it's just a breakup
Run and hide your distress and start acting like a princess
'Cause I schooled you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain't Peach Toadstool's broken heart
Wish I could be just a little less dramatic
Like Wa-luigi when he was left out of Smash Four
Leave it to me to be holding the Flowers
When the fire trucks show up and there's no Koopas here to blame
Can't blow off steam and keep your cheerful reputation
Sometimes revenge is a war you gotta rage
Peach Toadstool's used to her peaceful Mushroom nation
Where you throw parties and sports tourneys just to act like life's okay
Go and fix your makeup, girl, it's just a breakup
Run and hide your distress and start actin' like a princess
'Cause I taught you better, gotta keep it together
Even when things fall apart
But this ain't Peach Toadstool's broken heart
Powder your nose, sunny clothes
Dainty lips – just keep them closed
Brush your hair, bat your eyes
And never let 'em see you cry
Go and fix your makeup, well it's just a breakup
Run and hide your distress and start actin' like a princess
'Cause I told you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain't Peach Toadstool's broken heart