A/N: Asiraya asked for a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, and I am happy to deliver. I didn't even been to play the song repeatedly to make sure all the lines scan like I normally would: I already know how it goes by heart.

Mushroomian Rhapsody

Mario: Is this a new game?
Luigi: Is it just Minus World?
Peach: Caught in a castle
Bowser: No escaping for you, my girl

Mario: I'll journey far
Look up to the Stars and see
I'm just a plumber, I need no sympathy
Because I'm warping here, piping low
Luigi: Jumping high, falling slow
Mario: Any fire the boss blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Princess, just killed Koopa
Put an axe against his rope
Dropped the bridge and now he's toast
Princess, the game had just begun
But now I've gone and beat it in a day

Bowser: Princess, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
But you know I'll never die
And you'll be gone again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because nothing really matters

Mario: Too late, my clock's run out
Sent glitches down my spine
Body's falling down this time
Goodbye, Toad Retainers, I've got to go
Gotta leave you and go back to level one

Princess, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Luigi: Any way the Boos blow)
I just want to win
I sometimes wish I never had left Brooklyn

I see a giant silhouetto of an ape
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, will you kidnap my girlfriend?
Barrels, Junior, fire
Gotta climb up higher – bro:
(Luigi: Bowser Koopa) Bowser Koopa
(Luigi: Bowser Koopa) Bowser Koopa
Bowser Koopa, Koopalings
And also Wart! -ort -ort -ort

I'm just a plumber nobody loves me
Luigi: He's just a plumber; I'm his bro, Luigi
Saving the girl is our new specialty

Peach: He will come – Mario – will you let me go?
Bowser: Princess Peach! No, I will not let you go! (Mario: Let her go!)
Princess Peach! I will not let you go! (Luigi: Let her go!)
Princess Peach! I will not let you go! (Peach: Let me go!)
Will not let you go! (Peach: Let me go!)
Never, never let you go! (Peach: Never let me go, oh.)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mario: Oh mama mia! Mama mia! (Luigi: Mama mia let her go!)
Bowser: Oh Queen Jaydez has a D-man put aside for me, for me, for me!

Luigi: So you think you can haunt me and make life flash by?
So you think I would just flee and leave Bro to die?
Oh, King Boo, can't do this to me, King Boo
Just gotta suck up, just gotta suck up all of you

(Mario: Oh yeah! Luigi: Oh yeah!)

Mario: Nothing really matters
Bowser: Even I can see
Peach: Nothing really matters
Mario: All the games just reset to me

Luigi: Any way the Boos blow…