A/N: Nogobro requested "Bills" by Lunchmoney Lewis, and I can't think of a better fit for it than Wario!
Bills
I got bills I gotta pay
So they gon' work, work, work every day
I got guts I gotta feed
And if I don't then nobody else eats
I got bills!
All these bills piled in one spot
They lookin' like a mount (Teapot)
All the young kids run around
I can hear their scary moms growl (arrr!)
There's a new badge out
And my witch just keep on howlin' (hoo hoo)
She said she gonna curse me
If I don't pay up to her red demon (paid in sugar?)
Star damn, Star damn, Star damn, Star damn
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man
Star damn, oh man, Star damn, oh man
I got games I gotta play
So they gon' build, build, build every day
They got brains, ideas take seed
But I'm gon' make sure credit goes to me
I got games
Woke up by two crazed redheads
Wunderkind girls standin' over my bed
Fled to the fridge but the food all gone
Pale alien done parked on my lawn
Hopped on the bike and bike won't start
Taxi don't come so I now gotta walk
Behind an old cyborg in the grocery line
Watchin' a disco dude dance in time
Star damn, Star damn, Star damn, Star damn
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man
Star damn, oh man, Star damn, oh man
I got bills I gotta pay
So they gon' build, build, build every day
I got games – a whole series
So I gon' bring in good publicity
I got-!
(Bringin' reporters trouble!)
And my moves, my moves
They said my moves
Ain't got good fooooorm
I got games I gotta make
So they gon' play, play, play every day
I got banks I gotta flee
So I'm gon' make sure they don't come for me
I got bills I gotta burn
And I'm gon' win, win, win every turn
I got Stars shinin' on me
Guess that's how the cops got wind of my ID
I got bills!
Rudy got bills! Yo' plumbers got bills! Yo' princess got bills! Yo' black cat got bills!
(I got bills!)
Yo' pirate got bills! Waluigi got bills! Everybody got bills!
WaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaAAaa