A/N: EpicKoopalings asked for "Love is a Suicide" by Natalia Kills. It definitely suits Mario's quests, but is too confrontational to be Mario x Peach, so I decided to make it about Mario and Bowser instead, as a chance to do something a little different from my usual ships (be it sexual or platonic or somewhere in between). I had fun with it, and I hope you do too!
Love is a Suicide
You like the smell of blood
When it's pumpin' like a volcano
Oh you like your stomps to crush
You like to wear the sharpest of steel-toes
I wonder who you're thinkin' of, her or me?
Am I the epitome
Of everything you hate and you desire?
You love me as your enemy
You can run, I won't hide
So sooner or later
It's gonna cut like a knife
Sooner or later
Nowhere to go
You're already inside
You know
No one'll love ya like I hate ya
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide
It feels political
How you exploit every mistake I make
I'm like an animal
I burn and bite with every breath I take
And when I'm on the bridge
You will make me fall
Axe against my neck
But you won't cut it off
And I'm hearin' voices sayin'
It's time that we end it
Go ahead if you mean it
But I know you don't mean it
You can run, I won't hide
So sooner or later
It's gonna cut like a knife
Sooner or later
Can't wait to go
I'm already inside
You know
No one'll love ya like I hate ya
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide
Close your eyes
Count to ten
Take the hammer out again
Say my name
Hit me hard
Your firebrand right to my heart…
Burn
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide
'Cause love is a suicide
Love is a suicide