*I do not own Naruto *
Chapter 2
The sticky heat of Konaha swept over like an angry tidal wave, I groaned at the heat as I walked to the ramen shop Naruto always ate at. My muscles sore from the competition I was a little weary for this whole makeover idea but that's how much I loved the pink haired angel.
I entered the ramen shop, lifting up the plastic flap to see Naruto surrounded by bowls all around him and someone screaming at what a slobbery pig he was. As I made my way to around to Naruto I saw who was yelling at him. It was none other than Ino Yamanaka, Sakura's best friend. I pulled Naruto by his collar.
"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HER BEST FRIEND WAS GONNA BE HERE!" I hissed into his ear
"Cwill out Wee it's all gewd shewl make you a sertified huwnk." He slurped down more ramen
She watched us and smiled waving her perfectly manicured finger nails at me. She wore a halter top and khaki shirt, her leg was crossed over knee with her hands now resting on the higher knee. She was easily the hottest girl in school to others. She stood up and walked over to us.
"Hello Lee how are you?" She smiled with her eye twitching
"I'm fine how about you." As I said my reply I didn't Naruto squealing and shaking his head no violently.
I didn't understand at first.
"OHMYGOSHitissohotrightIcanfeelmyfacemeltingoffandbeautylikethisisn'teasybutyouwilllearnsoonenough-"her words were like a whirlwind and I was a storm chaser trying to follow but I was just consumed in the winds I had no clue what she was saying.
"-I am just so glad you asked Naruto for help on trying to impress Sakura because then I get Sasuke-Kun to myself…well except Karin but who cares she's dumb." She blathered on as I nodded trying to follow.
"Well follow me boys to my house." She began towards the exit of the shop.
The walk to her house wasn't challenging except for the heat which seemed to kill Naruto he couldn't stop complaining and groaning, it was so bad Ino couldn't handle it and she was too hot to beat him, so she asked if I could carry the oaf, which I ended up doing.]
Her house wasn't very big nor was it very small. It was covered in flowers and multiple plants on the front yard with a bird bath and fountain. As she let us in the cold air blasted us and seemed to freeze the sweat right there.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Naruto moaned in happiness as he jumped off my back and spun around hugging himself. He looked like he was in a fabric softener commercial. Ino smacked upside the head grumbling about how Sakura or Sasuke could tolerate him. He rubbed his head and smiled at me then looked at Ino.
"So Ino what's the damage."
Ino cupped her chin with her fingers while walking around me and assessing me.
"He has a body, gymnastics was good to you." I blushed
"But Master Guy was not good with the haircut. Your eyebrows. No no…those are caterpillars." I looked down embarrassed at what she was saying.
"So Ino?"
"HE IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE WE BEGIN TOMMOROW AND I WILL NOT SPEAK A WORD TO SAKURA…HE WILL BE MY MASTERPIECE!"