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All Characters Appearing In This Work Are Fictitious. Any Resemblance To Real Persons, Living Or Dead Is Purely Coincidental.


Boom... crash... what was that deafening noise. All of a sudden the oncoming shinobi were greeted by an onslaught of weapons insects and poison not to mention a genjutsu trap.

Naruto smiled and said to Moegi, "Seems like they fell into your genjutsu trap Moegi chan." "heh looks so" said Kiba "well that won't stop them for long," and just as he said it seemed that even after all the traps set by the Konoha nin more than half of the shinobi had escaped , but were struggling with the Barrier Jutsu Moegi had put up.

Leading them was none other than the famous free-lance ninja assassin Naraku Higorashi and his henchmen the 4 scorpion brothers so named for their being imbibed with scorpion genes and turning into humanoid scorpions.

They were one of Orochimaru's first experiments needless to say they had gone horribly wrong and were nothing more than killing machines with little intellect. Along with a group of shinobi from The Rock Village no doubt sent by that Yagiro bastard thought all the Konoha Jonin at the same time.

"Heh well how about we do this," Naruto told the group. "Let the Genin take the rock shinobi while Kiba and Chouji take on those idiot brothers and I'll take on that Naraku bastard?"

"Heh sounds fine with me," said Kiba "I've been looking for a good fight," "Yea me too; a good fight will at least let me lose a couple pounds Ino has screamed at me about my weight again." "Well then let's have the girls give us back up" said Chouji

"That's a good Idea Chouji that way they can get some action and stay safe at the same time" suggested Naruto. "Yeah good idea Naruto all right let's do it" said Kiba." "Alright girls you guys are going to back us up" said Chouji "Moegi your with Naruto, Tatsuki your with me and Hanabi your with Kiba."

"Hey what about us?" Kenpachi asked. "What do we do?" "Heh you want to give them the good news Kiba" said Chouji grinning like a lazy lion. "He he don't mind if I do" said Kiba. "Alright boys were going to handle the demon brothers and the leader; meanwhile I want you guys to do the one thing we have always told you not to do."

"You mean...?" Said Hirako, "Surely you don't mean..." said Kenshin with hope in his voice..."Yep I mean exactly that. Go crazy boys, Have fun."

"Sensei you always tell us never do so unless it's to protect a precious person" said Udon. "This time is an exception," said Kiba. The boys were elated hardly ever did their sensei allow them to go crazy, because they knew what would happen if they went crazy... going crazy was something they hardly got to do... even amongst themselves... "Hehehehe" Kenpachi started laughing like the demon he was named after and Chiruku looked like he had been invited to an all you can eat buffet for free and Konohamaru looking like Christmas came early this year.

"Are you sure?" Kenshin asked just to confirm. "Yep, guys go crazy and have fun." "Alright," said Konohamaru and created a familiar hand seal known to anyone who knew him and his master and said "Kage bunshin no jutsu" while Kenpachi unsheathed his sword and started playing with it. At the same time Hirako and Chiruku unfolded their hands and released their jutsu, while Kenshin began charging chakra into his blades.

Smiling crazily the Genin jumped into the oncoming wave of rock shinobi like a pride of lions on a group of deer, soon the only sounds were that of metal against metal and death screams with rivers of blood flowing from the rock shinobi with the Konoha Genin in the middle laughing and dodging death blows as if it were all a big game.

"Heh seems they're happy" Well of course you just gave them a great gift" said Naruto laughing. "Well then shall we go greet our guests" said Chouji politely. "Yes, let's now Moegi-Chan would you please be so kind and release your genjutsu," said Naruto politely.

"Hai, sensei" said the genjutsu caster. "Now Hanabi I want you to keep an eye on our guests while Moegi releases her genjutsu" said Kiba."Could you please shower them with a nice low yield toxic mist to welcome them Tatsuki Chan," said Chouji well naturedly. "heh no problem I know just the brand for them to refresh them with"" said Tatsuki smirking. "Excellent" said Chouji beaming with his hands behind his back, "now Hanabi are you keeping an eye on them?" "Yes Sensei.""Very well now please release your genjutsu."

One minute later

"Well well if it isn't the 4 ugly brothers and their keeper." Kiba said laughingly. "He he I'll show you who is ugly," said one of the brothers.

"Alright attack boys," said Naraku. "Alright then let's go Akamaru Jūjin Bunshin (Man Beast Clone!)" They attacked the brothers and knocking them 10 feet away and breaking their scorpion like armour when they started charging again throwing kunai and shuriken Hanabi threw herself in front of her master and yelled out: " Hakkeshō Kaiten (Eight Trigrams Palms Revolving Heaven)" knocking the weapons aimed at them away. She then rushed at her opponent and said " Hakke Rokujūyon Shō (Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!)"

Rapidly closing off the opponent's chakra points before they could even release their demon seals one of the demon brothers was dead. "Heh good work Hanabi I see Neji and Hinata taught you well however let's make sure he doesn't get up again just in case saying that he gripped his opponents head in a vice and after channelling chakra to his wrist he smashed his opponent's head into a thousand pieces spreading a fine mist of blood all over the area. And just like that one of the four demon brothers were killed.

The second demon brother was now releasing his curse seal and started charging at the Hyuuga girl, , but was knocked down and killed by Kiba's Man Beast Combination Transformation: Double-Headed Wolf technique who wasted no time in biting off his head and spitting it out .

"Sorry can't let you go hurting this little Hyuuga he said resting his hand on Hanabi's head if I do... Well let's just say lord Hiashi won't be too pleased with me.""Hey I can take care of myself," said Hanabi crossly and removing her sensei's hand from her head, but was smiling nonetheless. "I know you can Hanabi chan... good work by the way."

Meanwhile...

Chouji and Tatsuki were battling the other two demon brothers Chouji having grown tired of the game he was playing with the two scorpion brothers decided to neutralize them before the battle became too long not that he didn't like fighting, but he was getting bored with their stupid and idiotic attacks turning to his student he said, "Hey Tatsuki-chan why don't you release some poisonous gas to dissolve their scorpion like bodies."

"What getting bored already sensei?" The girl asked "it seems Shikamaru sensei is rubbing off on you." she said while making hand seals. "he he I guess so" laughed Chouji sheepishly," but always remember the longer a battle goes on the more time you give your enemy to analyze your moves" said Chouji seriously. "Right sensei," said the poison princess:"but with these two simpletons it's a wonder they can even remember their names let alone analyze our movements." The young Kunoichi said.

"Hahaha" said Chouji laughing while powering up his jutsu, it seems you have hung around Tenten to much, you're starting to talk like her as well" He said, suddenly one of the demon brothers threw a shuriken that missed Tatsuki by a whisker. Chouji became mad and told Tatsuki "alright do it now."

The girl proceeded to make some hand signs and then spit her jutsu at her enemies, but... with no result except to slow them down a bit and only partly melt their hard scorpion armour. Chouji then used Bubun Baika no Jutsu (Partial Multi-Size Technique) and slammed his giant hands on the demon brothers. The two brothers were slammed to the ground and before they could react Tatsuki used her strongest poison attack: "Poison Release: Sulphuric Acid Spit" and thereby melting her opponents into nothingness." "Wow Tatsuki chan I am impressed you are progressing very well." "Thank you sensei" said the young kunoichi panting hard but beaming at her sensei's compliment.

At the same time Naruto was just finishing his fight with Naraku, after having Moegi trap him in a powerful genjutsu Naruto entered sage mode and battled the ninja and being on even ground. However Naraku made his largest mistake when he went after Moegi thinking to use her as a shield, but was unpleasantly surprised when he was defeated when Moegi injected a powerful paralyzing toxin into his system by stabbing him with her poisoned kunai.

Naraku fell to the ground paralyzed. "That is a special experimental batch" said Moegi "it shuts down your whole nervous system except for the pain receptor cells, didn't your mother ever teach you not to hit a lady" said Moegi in a pseudo cute voice. "Wow nice shot Moegi," said Naruto laughing at her comments, "Gee thanks boss," said Moegi blushing slightly at her sensei`s compliment Naraku glared at the two shinobi, but it was all he could do due to intense pain.

With the four main enemies defeated, the Jonin looked around at their students to find them amidst a sea of dead rock shinobi and an ocean of blood seeping from the dead warriors wounds, the boys were all chatting amicably among themselves without a scratch on them waiting for their sensei to finish their battle.

"Man" Kenpachi said after they had all gathered themselves "that was fun I haven't gone crazy like that in a long while don't you think K-man?" "Yea it was nice of the bosses to let us go crazy" said the scion of the Sarutobi clan sealing back his monkey staff in his weapons scroll. "Well if nothing else it will be a good warm up for the Chunin Exams," said Kenshin

"Your right Kenshin I hardly even broke a sweat" said Udon bending down cleaning his weapons on the dead man's shirt before sealing them back again. "Hey Udon, Kenshin come here," said Naruto.

"Yea what's up boss?" "What can we do sensei?" "Kenshin I want you to put a seal on this guy too keep him from waking until he reaches Ibiki senpai. While Udon writes up the information and sends him this guy for interrogation." "As you wish sensei" said the young Morino and quickly applied a seal which only his cousin could unseal while Udon used the super beast imitation jutsu to draw a large eagle which would carry the criminal and the information straight to Ibiki Morino. While Udon was doing so Hanabi was looking around and saw her opponents head lying she saw her enemy's head sitting 5 feet away from his body.

Walking over to the detached head she put it back on the dead ninja's shoulder. "There you go" said Hanabi standing a few feet away with her hands on her hips "all better." Kiba burst out laughing "hahaha."

"Damn Hanabi I didn't know you had a sense of humour" said Naruto also laughing hard with the rest of the Konoha Shinobi.

"This is no laughing matter sensei" Hanabi said barely holding back her own laughter. 5 seconds later the head rolled off again, "Oh man, it came off sensei" Hanabi said with mock innocence "what do I do," Kiba however was laughing too hard to answer though," I know how about I let him hold it" Taking both his hands she had her enemy hold his own head in his hands. "There you go now don't lose it okay?" She said to the dead corpse causing everyone to fall down laughing.

30 minutes later,

After sanitizing the area and setting up explosive tags to explode in 10 minutes the group were on their way to Kumogakure,

Meanwhile

The large eagle soon arrived outside of Ibiki's office and deposited the struggling Naraku at his feet and then splashing onto a scroll so that Ibiki could read the information sent to him. "Well well seems like I have a job to do heh just as well I was getting bored as it is," said Ibiki Morino smiling to himself and went to work.

1 Day later.

The group from Konoha reached Kumogakure and were met by an escort at the gates who escorted them to their destination the place where the building where the chunin exams were being held. "Alright now when you Genin enter the building you have to register first and then you will get further instructions from here is that understood?" The Kumo Nin asked. The Genin nodded their heads and after a final respectful bow to their sensei' the team of Genin entered the building.


A/N: So what did you think of the first action chapter? Please Review.