Dear FanFiction Writers,

If you expect me to write about my feelings toward your fan fiction, you thought wrong.

I don't give a crap about those stories. They are completely inaccurate and highly insulting.

'Cause yes, I read them all. So if you write fanfiction about me, remember that I AM POWERFUL AND CAN RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS IF YOU DISPLEASE ME.

Sincerely,

Eva