Dear FanFiction Writers,
I thank you all for including descriptive info. about my beautiful face and body.
Although it may be slightly *ahem* kind of *Ahem* very *AHEM* extremely inaccurate, I appreciate your effort to make me feel good. I enjoy your fantasies in which I don't get injured in the facial area. But please stop these, because they make me sad. I AM HIDEOUS! DEAL WITH IT!
*cries*
Anyways, If I had one request,, it would be for you to write a story about my once-beautiful self healing, and I getting my modeling job back.
Always ugly,
Justin