Dear FanFiction Writers,

I totally love all the attention you guys have been giving me and Lindsay! Like, 86 of you!

So, on the matter of the content of your stories, most of them are spot-on with my character, but others *shudders* are disturbing. Like me and Izzy? Terrifying. No. Lindsay is the only woman for me. Even if she did forget about me for like, 2 years…..

I wish there was a story where me and Linds were like at the Olympics and I was in the football or really any sport, and I won. Well anyways, thanks for the fanfiction.

Sincerely,

Tyler