Looks like we're at the third chapter now. Let's get slammin' like Michael Jordan in Space Jam!

As the school day came to an end, all of Muse had congregated in the idol-laden clubroom, with posters of Ronnie Fieg and Kanye West plastered next to the ones of A-RISE and the like. Passing the clubroom and peeking through the window was always a sight to see to the other students, what with their unique clothes and mannerisms and such.

Honoka, Umi, and Kotori each waited for the others to arrive. First was Nico, the little devil. Her hair was strewn up in her signature pigtails, but with a distinct font of letters on the edges of her red hairties. The letters "S," "M," and "E" could be seen just peeking out; presumably some custome Supreme hair ties. Hypebeasts would buy anything would Supreme written on it after all; have you seen their fire extinguishers? Anyway, her short stature was covered by grey Nikelab Tech Fleece, hoodie, pants and all. Her sneakers were a distinct camo tone, being a pair of BAPE Puma Disc Blazes.

'What's happenin?" Nico says as she sits down in front of the room window. Maki follows suit, the tsundere clad with a Supreme box logo crewneck and some maroon joggers accompanied by the recent "Maroon" Jordan 6 Retro hugging her feet.

"Are the others coming?" Umi asks.

"Yep, Hanayo and Rin should be here any minute," replies Maki.

"I'm pretty sure Nozomi and Eli are fucking around again; probably kissing in a stall. I can only hope that they don't get their 'fits messed up," says Nico.

The doors opens, revealing RinPana in clothing you'd least expect them in. Rin follows Umi's theme of "old-school cool," sporting a pair of the bulky Ewing 33 Hi in white with some navy blue basketball shorts and a New York Knicks jersey with a "33" on its back, foreshadowing their events overseas. Hanayo seemed to sport a more nomadic sort of style, wearing a pair of desert-colored Visvim FBT Elks and jeans from Kanye's own A.P.C. collaboration. Like Honoka, she also wore a BAPE sharkhead hoodie on her back, being a grey color.

"Hiya anatatachi, we finna be on some good shit today?" Rin yelled with enough genki to equal the power each of the world's nuclear warheads.

"Afternoon girls, we doing anything special? Camping out? Any conventions announced?" Hanayo greets the group as she and Rin sit next to Maki.

"Well," Umi said to the group, "we just have to wait for the two massive lesbians to come through. Then we'll be able to talk."

They passed the moments by looking through the usual sneaker blogs, Foot Locker, END clothing, the like. At around 4:30 in the afternoon, NozoEli finally showed up, and it looked like they were panting.

"About time you fuckers came in," said Nico sarcastically. Nozomi was dressed head to toe in items straight from Yeezy Season One purveyed by adidas. It wouldn't be surprising if her underwear was as well. Like Nozomi, Eli was clad in Yeezus' own make with feet clad in the coveted Air Yeezy 2 "Red October," complimenting Nozomi's own Yeezy Boost 750's; both "grails" for the whole group. Only once was all of Muse kitted out in matching Yeezys, and that was for the bi-monthly cover of Complex magazine. This had really set of Muse as more than just a guilty pleasure for otaku, but a guilty pleasure for all.

'Ah, ah'm sorry girls," Nozomi says in her Kansai accent. "Eli was just taking a little too much time to cum. I guess her dick isn't as good as it used to be," she says, almost disappointed.

"What'd I tell you guys?!" Nico exclaimed. "I knew these two keep fucking too much. It's an addiction which calls for an intervention! But, that's not we're here for."

"Jeez Nozomi! That was kinda harsh," Eli says in her harasho voice. Oh yeah, Eli's got both daddy parts and mommy parts. Guess I forgot to put that in the description, whoops. I'd think that it would be obvious, though.

"Oi," Honoka pipes up, "Looks like you're still not satisfied, Eli." Honoka points attention to the slight chub in Eli's pants.

"Damnit," Eli mutters. "Just deal with it, alright? You guys don't know what it's like to have a dick. Well, except for Maki of course." Fuck, I guess Maki has a dick too. Haha.

"Okay, anyways, my mom was able to grab some tickets to the next Sneaker Con," says Kotori.

"You mean in fuckin' America nya?" Rin says spastically.

"New York City, to be exact," Kotori explains. "Our plane tickets are scheduled for midnight tonight, so we better get our bags packed."

"Holy shit," Nico realizes, "Maybe, just maybe, I can finally get a pair of Doernbecher 5's!"

"I can get my Undefeated 4's!"

"Yeezy Boost 350's!"

"OVO 12's!"

"Alright, calm the fuck down everyone," says Umi. "We just have to pack up and head out with some American cash, and it better be quick."

"Umi, we forgot to tell them about the Triple Black Yeezy 750's," Honoka brings up.

Insanity ensued.

I swear, it just gets more fun writing these chapters. I hope that you enjoyed this one as well! -Phil