Dear FanFiction Writer,
Yes, I admit your web books are beyond interesting, no doubt, but you describe me as a no life, annoying person. Did Heather tell you to write those? If she did, she's going down. I'm gonna go call my lawyers to make this right! *calls lawyers* So please, if I star in your stories, please describe me as an independent woman who speaks her mind and stands her ground. Do it. I TOLD YOU TO DO IT. YOU LISTEN TO ME. I HAVE LAWYERS WHO CAN DESTROY YOU.
Sincerely,
Courtney