Dear FanFiction Writers,

Have you seen my boyfriend Tyson at all today? Or was is Tygor? I don't remember. Do you guys think I'm stupid? Because some stories I read about me and Tygor say that he dumped me from my stupidity. Or was it because I was pretty? I would love if you made a story about me going to the mall and buying tons of lip gloss! And if you could introduce me to this Tyler you like to pair me with.

Sincerely,

Lindsay