"So what are you doing, girlfriend?" Toad asked Toadette over the phone.
Toadette burped loudly as she was riding on a motorcycle, on a highway leading towards Toad Turnpike. "Oh, nothing but being a gassy bitch and wanting to do some racing." She then leaned forward and let out a brassy fart as she burped again before speaking, "Oh, if only you know how fun it is to be so full of gas!"
"Uhh... I know that feeling a bit too well," Toad admitted over the phone as he coughed. "Well, it's good to know that you're okay with belching and breaking wind so much. Smell you later, sis, I guess."
"Oh, definitely." Toadette finished as she burped and farted at the same time, hanging up her pink cellphone as she then zipped away on her motorcycle, somehow going faster as she was propelled by her ass gas.