Diamond: Right let's update this now.
Gold: Mmm, and let's hope it's not another brawl…
Ruby: We don't own fairy tail.
Diamond: AH! Yeah that's right the disclaimer, Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail.
*Spins to Hiro Mashima mockumentary*
Emmy: Hee hee hee *drawing crop circle*
Gold: ?
Emmy: I'm summoning aliens!
Diamond: Ok, let's get back to the backstage stuff.
Natsu: (looks at crop circle)
Natsu: (Takes chalk and draws a messy happy)
Happy: HEY! I'M CUTER THAN THAT!
Emmy: *Praying to the crop circle* OOHhhOHHhhhooHHHhhhOoOOoM
Everyone else: *laughing at Natsu*
Natsu: SHADDUP! *punches Gray's face*
Gray: WHAT WAS THAT FOR FLAME BRAIN*punches Natsu back*
Diamond: Where did she get the chalk?
Gold: Does it matter? Let's go to a dare! Today we have, look up a Lucy x Gray fanfic and have Juvia read it. Well this is going to be fun!
Lucy: Shi-
Gray: Damn. Well thanks for the heads up I'm running.
Juvia: *tilts head* Juvia does not know what these "fanfics" are, and Juvia also doesn't know what the "x" stands for.
Diamond: Against my own will, here *shows fanfic*
Juvia: *reads* *evil aura* Love-rival! How dare you do xxxxxx and xxxxxx with Gray-sama!
Gold: For the record, this is not anything suggestive.
Lucy: *runs*
Juvia: *dashes after love-rival*
Diamond: Erza, can you stop the-
Erza: *Left a sign saying "out for cake will be back later"*
Diamond: …
Emmy: HAHA! GAJEEL COME HERE! *points to the center of crop circle*
Gajeel: … Why?
Emmy: BECAUSE WHY NOT?!
Levy: … Is Lu-chan going to be alright?
Ruby: Maybe… *sharpens spear*
Gajeel: *Was pulled into crop circle*
Emmy: SACRIFICE! Oh holy alien gods, I offer up this sacrifice in hopes to meet you.
Gajeel: Wait what? *attempts to step off the crop circle*
Natsu: SACRIFICE! *pushes him back into crop circle*
Levy: … Uhm, yeah, let's uh, not do that. *tries to pull Gajeel out of crop circle*
Natsu and Emmy: SACRIFICE *pushes Gajeel and Levy into crop circle*
Gajeel: *smacks Natsu in the face, then helps shrimp out of the crop circle*
Natsu: OW! Tch, where did-
Emmy: *Brings back giant duck* DUCK GOD!
Levy: … *sweatdrops*
Diamond: Well, that was eventful…
Gold: But hey! No brawl!
Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel: *in a brawl*
Gold: let me re-phrase that, no brawl ONSCREEN
Emmy: D-U-U-U-U-C-C-K-K
Ruby: *throws spear at brawl, which just barely misses the guys.
Diamond: Let's end it here, remember to comment another dare, and follow this weird backstage shiz.