Diamond: I can't believe this is still going on…
Gold: It's going to be about 12 chapters, hold out until then!
Emmy: THEN THERE IS A SECOND SEASON.
Ruby: Maybe. The heart of the sword says there is a half chance.
Diamond: Wow, really…
Gold: LET'S GET STARTED! Ah, wait disclaimer, we don't own Fairy Tail Hiro Mashima does.
*Spins to Hiro Mashima temple*
Diamond: Natsu, Lucy, Levy, and Gajeel are already here.
Natsu: Lu-u-u-ce, I want to go to Wacdonalds!
Gold: It's Wacdonalds to avoid copyright or something. I forget sometimes.
Lucy: Natsu, that's rude. They have food over here, you know that.
Levy: That's right Natsu, there's cake and other pastries. Miss Topaz is amazing!
Natsu: But I want Wacdonalds…
Gajeel: Stop complaining brat.
Natsu: Who are you calling a brat! *punches Gajeel*
Gajeel: Why you! *punches back*
Lucy: *before Natsu could attack back* STOP IT! *Lucy kick*
Natsu: OW OW ow owowowow owowowowowowow…
Levy: *sweatdrops* Well, maybe we can spare some time to go to Wacdonalds.
Emmy: LET'S GO THERE NOW!
Diamond: Are you sure? Ok then, I'll inform the others to meet us there.
Gold: TIME SKIP! We're now at the personal Wacdonalds on the premises, staffed by our fellow ores.
Natsu: YAY! It's Wacdonalds!
Lucy: Oh, everything here is so cheap; I suppose Natsu can eat his fill here at a reasonable price.
Gajeel: They have iron teriyaki burgers here to. I'm stocking up on those.
Levy: There aren't any noisy customers here as well! I can read in peace.
Natsu: YOSH! I'm going to order.
Onyx: Hello, welcome to Wacdonald's, what can I get you today, sir. (Gold: Onyx works as an employee and the manager here at Waccdonalds)
Natsu: Can I get 42 teriyaki burgers, 73 cheeseburgers, 25 20 piece chicken nuggets, 1 large soda, 5 large fries, aaanndd Luce what do you want?
Lucy: I'll get the chicken salad with a small soda.
Onyx: Ok then sir, your total is 920,670 jewel. *puts the order on a giant tray*
Natsu and Lucy: *go and sit down at a giant booth*
Levy: *sweatdrops at the sight of Natsu carrying all that food*
Onyx: Hello, ma'am, may I take your order.
Levy: Hi, I'll take one WcHappy meal, with cheeseburger, and a four-piece chicken nugget with sweet and sour sauce.
Gajeel: Gihi, It's just like you, shrimp.
Levy: I'm not a shrimp! Ah, and one small apple juice as well.
Onyx: And you, sir *gesturing to Gajeel*
Gajeel: I'll take 147 iron teriyaki burgers and a metal ice cream.
Levy: *giving him the, "what the heck" look a little bit*
Onyx: Ok, your orders come to a total of 1,340,005 jewel.
Levy: *struggles trying to carry the tray*
Gajeel: gihi, I'll take it shrimp *takes the tray out of her hand, and goes over to where Natsu and Lucy are sitting*
Natsu: *really mad because Gajeel ordered more, if not the same, as he did* YOU WANNA FIGHT!
Gajeel: What?! BRING IT ON!
Natsu: I'LL SHOW YOU! THE ONE WHO EATS THE MOST WINS. *furiously feasts on his food*
Gajeel: I'M GOING TO WIN! *devours food*
Emmy: *still trying to decide what to order* Hmmm, Onyx help me out!
Onyx: Emmy, quite down.
Ruby: Hamburger. Medium soda.
Onyx: Here you go, Ruby.
Gold: Well, I'm going to go get more food for the dragon slayers over there so that they can continue their contest, so let's see, can I get 200 iron teriyaki burgers, 400 cheeseburgers, and 100 teriyaki burgers.
Onyx: You're total comes out to 2 mi-
Gold: *death glare*
Onyx: I mean, it's 1 mill-
Gold: *DEATH GLARE*
Onyx: I mean it's on the house…
Diamond: I'll just eat the leftovers, if there are any.
Gray, Juvia, and Lyon: *Arrive at Wcdonalds*
Juvia: This restaurant is pleasing to Juvia.
Lyon: Juvia-san, what should we order?
Gray: Wait a minute, LYON YOU BASTARD HOW DID YOU GET HERE!
Lyon: DOES IT MATTER BASTARD! I'M HERE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY PRESCIOUS JUVIA!
Gray: YEAH, IT DOES!
Lyon and Gray: *fight*
Juvia: Gray-sama! (Diamond: In her crazy mind, Gray's fighting over her)
Onyx: Excuse me customers, there is no brawling inside the store, if you'd like, we can direct you to an arena. Now, what would you like to order?
Lyon: *stops fighting* very well, I'll take the WcFlurrie chocolate and banana, large.
Juvia: Juvia would like to order a couples WcSnow, blue raspberry flavor please.
Gray: Can I have a blueberry WcSnow, medium.
Juvia: *shocked, murmuring* Gray-sama doesn't want to share my WcSnow cone…
Gray: *oblivious* What?
Gajeel: Urgh… *looks sick* I'm… not… done yet.
Natsu: *also looking sick* Neither… am… am I
Lucy: *talking to Levy* I'll let you read the new chapter of my book soon!
Levy: Really?! Thank you Lu-chan!
Diamond: Yeah, We're pretty done for the day.
Gold: Aw, they both ate about the same amount of food.
Emmy: I CAN'T DESIDE WHAT TO EEEAATTT.
Ruby: No ninja food available…
Emmy: IMA BUY THE WHOLE STORE!
Diamond: Uh, let's end it here.