Authors Note: Hey everyone, Thank God the reviews are finally fixed! Now they actually show up! Anyway, thank you all for all the wonderful reviews, follows, favs, and of course reading. This is another funny chapter, well until the end, and I hope you all enjoy!
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"I need more wine." Piper groaned with a laugh as she grabbed the bottle and filled her glass to the top.
The rest of the dinner went good, and once everyone was done eating and picking on Piper, Melanie asked to be excused "Mom can I please go back and work on my paper?"
Piper nodded her head "Yes of course darling." Piper told her with a smile.
"Wait a minute mom, it's my birthday, I shouldn't have to clean up!" Helena exclaimed and Piper shook her head.
"Darling, you got your gift today, that doesn't mean your birthday is a week long, your birthday will be celebrated on Saturday,the date of your actual birthday, like every year." Piper explained before she added "Mel, go work on your paper, you brother and sister and I can clean up."
"Thanks" Mel said with a smile before she left the kitchen and then made her way back upstairs to her room.
"Oh no, Pipes I got this." Alex said with a smile as she stood up from the table, and began to clean up, but Piper stopped her.
"No, you made dinner, Silas, Helena, and I will clean up." Piper told her standing up, and then sat right back down as she got yet another sharp pain from her ribs, and hoped that no one noticed, but she couldn't have been that lucky.
"MOM?" Both Silas and Helena asked at the same moment.
"I'm fine, just stood up wrong." Piper tried to explain, but pain was written all over her face.
"Mom you are not fine, what's wrong?" Helena asked concerned, and Alex stepped in.
"Come on Helena, Silas, help me clean up, as I move your mom to the living room." Alex tried with a smile, as she moved to Piper's side but Piper stopped her.
"NO, I am fine" Piper snapped as she stood up even though the pain was radiating sharply all through her back, and she was barely able to stand. And just then if she didn't already think it was too hard to stand, her son knocked her back into her chair, along with the air from her body with his question.
"Mom did dad hurt you?" Silas asked softly, and all three women's head's snapped to the blonde teenage boy.
"What Silas are you fucking crazy, dad would never hurt mom." Helena objected and defended her father.
"HELENA MARIE" Piper snapped at her daughter "You watch your language, and Silas why would you ask such a thing?"
"I saw him grab you mom, and I saw him push you back into the counter, yesterday morning." Silas explained softly.
"You're lying Silas" Helena snapped not wanting to believe it, she knew her father had a temper, and knew her parents fought, but she would never in a million years think her father would lay his hands on her mother.
"Silas how could you have seen that, if you had already left for school." Piper sighed.
Silas shook his head "I forgot my backpack, and came back inside to get it, and then I saw you two." Silas explained "I'm sorry I didn't help you, but.." Silas began to explained but Piper cut him off.
"No I am glad you didn't honey, and I am sorry you had to see that." Piper told him sweetly.
"I should have helped you though" Silas objected.
"Yeah you should have" Helena said with a shake of her head.
"NO your brother did the right thing, and Helena don't be mad at him. It's just bruised ribs; I will be fine. Now you two start cleaning up." Piper told her children as she looked at Alex and bit her lip.
"Is that why you are here?" Silas asked as he looked over at Alex before he added "I mean, it's not that I don't want you here, I'm just asking."
Alex nodded her head "Yes, I will deal with your father, and you guys don't have to worry, he won't ever lay his hands on your mother again." Alex told them as she placed her hand on Piper's shoulder.
"I'm sorry again mom" Silas said as he walked over to his mother and hugged her.
"It's okay baby, I love you." Piper told her son, as she hugged him back.
"You should divorce him already" Helena snapped at her mother "I mean all he does is belittle you mom, why do you stay with him?" Helena asked.
Silas pulled back from his mother's hug, and grabbed her plate and walked over to the sink as Piper explained "Honey, it's complicated."
"No it's not mom, you stay with him because of us, and you don't have to do that, we all know how he treats you, how he talks to you, and we hate it, and quite frankly I hate dad." Helena snapped.
"HELENA MARIE CHAPMAN" Piper yelled and Alex raised an eye brow when she heard Piper call Helena by a different last name. "I don't care what kind of problems your father and I have, but I don't want to ever hear you say you hate him, do you understand me?"
"Why he treats you like shit mom, and now you are going to let him hurt you, to what protect us?" Helena asked "How does that even protect us, when it hurts you?"
"And I will deal with your father." Piper snapped at her daughter standing up, and thankful Alex was right there, and was able to catch her, before the pain knocked her to her knees. "Now clean up, and I don't want to hear another word on the subject." Piper added, as she breathed out deeply making her nostrils flare.
"Whatever." Helena mumbled as she grabbed the plates and her glass and walked over to her brother.
Piper shook her head and felt tears, and blinked them away quickly before she announced "I'm going upstairs"
"Do you want some help Pipes?" Alex asked in a whisper
"NO" Piper snapped and walked out of the kitchen, and went upstairs.
Alex took a deep breath and she shook her head, and grabbed the rest of the plates and glasses off the table and bought them over to Silas. "I'm sorry you had to see that" Silas said with a sigh "Welcome to the family." He added with a laugh.
"It's okay Bud" Alex told him with a smile and then turned to Helena "Can I talk to you?" Alex asked and Helena nodded her head, and Alex led her outside onto the patio.
"I'm sorry" Helena told her once they were outside.
"It's okay, and I know I am not anybody to you, and I know I hardly know you, and this may not be my place, and I might be out of line, but please don't blame your mother for this, she is going through a lot right now." Alex explained and then added "As for your father I am going to handle him, but please I beg of you do not take this out on your mother, you don't know this now, but you will someday when you have children of your own. But as a parent you want to protect your children from the world at all costs, even if it kills you."
"So you agree with what she is doing?" Helena asked with a scoff.
"No I don't, and if I am being honest, no offense to your mother, but she deserves better than your father, as do you children, and yes, I agree with you. Your mother should divorce your father, but that is no one's place and decision but hers. No matter what anyone tries to tell her." Alex told her softly.
"Do you have kids Alex?" Helena asked and Alex chuckled.
"You can Google me you know" Alex told her with a smirk "But no I don't, I just know from my mom."
Helena nodded her head "Thanks."
Alex nodded "No problem, now go help your brother, I am going to check on your mom. But which one is her room?" Alex asked
"Go upstairs, take a left and go straight down" Helena told her and then went inside to help Silas.
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After Alex walked inside, she went upstairs in search of Piper's bedroom, and when she found it, she found the door was closed. "Pipers?" Alex whispered as she knocked on the door, and then didn't wait for an answer, she just walked inside the master bedroom, and found Piper laying on her bed.
"What?" Piper mumbled as she rolled over.
Alex rolled her eyes as she walked over to the bed, and sat down "Hey look at me" Alex whispered and Piper being stubborn didn't do as she was told. "Piper please?" Alex tried again a bit more sternly.
This time Piper did what she was told, and rolled over and sat up against the headboard and looked at Alex. "What?"
Alex moved closer to Piper, and leaned against the headboard as well, and took Piper's hand. "Hey don't you dare think for a second this is your fault." Alex whispered.
"My kids know, something I didn't want them to know. I tried my best to hide this side of their father from them." Piper sighed with tears.
"Hey, they were going to find out sooner or later, no matter how much we try to shelter our kids from, they always see and known more than we think they do." Alex explained as she lifted her arm, and placed it around Piper's shoulder and pulled her close.
Piper sighed as she rested against Alex before she said "I never wanted my children to grow up without a family."
Alex nodded her head "Well a family doesn't always have to be biological, a family is made up of love, not blood." Alex told her sweetly before she added "Pipes you can find someone who will treat you and the kids right, you guys deserve better."
Piper smiled as she sniffled and Alex pulled her closer, and Piper wrapped her arm around Alex and pulled her even closer to her as well. "Thanks Alex."
"None needed" Alex told her before she looked down at Piper, and placed her fingers under Piper's chin, and lifted her up, to look her deep in the eyes before she told her. "I'm here, I'm not going anywhere."
Just before Piper was about to answer, there was a knock on the door "Mom?" Helena asked through the door.
Piper pulled away from Alex before she answered her daughter "Come in."
Helena opened the door slowly, and then she came into her mom's room "Hey, Alex can I have a minute with my mom?" Helena asked and Alex nodded as she she got up and left the room. "Listen mom, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that." Helena told her mom as she sat down next to her once Alex was gone.
Piper wrapped her arms around her daughter and pulled her close "It's okay, and I am sorry your father isn't the man or father he should be."
Helena hugged her mother back "Don't you apologize for him mom, you are the best mom any kid could ask for, and you have no idea how grateful, Silas, Mel, and I are for everything you do for us, and we have everything we ever need with you, and we don't need anyone else." Helena told her and Piper felt tears fill her eyes. "No don't you cry" Helena warned and Piper laughed.
"I love you so much" Piper told her with a smile
"I love you too mom" Helena told her mom before she got up "I have to go and check on your granddaughter." Helena told her with a smirk.
"Yes please do, and send Alex back in here please." Piper told her daughter who nodded.
Helena opened the door and Screamed "ALEX MOM WANTS YOU."
"Now I could have done that" Piper said with a roll of her eyes, before she watched her daughter leave the room, laughing.
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A few minutes later, Alex appeared in the doorway "Well I might go deaf by time my stay is over." Alex told her with a laugh.
"Get in here, and shut the door" Piper demanded and Alex raised her eye brow as she walked into the room, shutting the door behind her.
"Am I in trouble, I would love to be punished." Alex said with a wink a she walked over to Piper, and sat down on the bed.
"Oh shut up" Piper told her with a roll of her eyes "I have a question" Piper added and Alex laughed.
"Yeah? What's your question?" Alex asked.
"It might be weird.." Piper began but got cut off.
"What's your question?" Alex asked again with a laugh.
Piper smiled "Do you know how to give a back massage?"
Alex chuckled "Of course I do."
Piper smiled this adorable smile, one that she uses to always get her way "Can I have one, please?"
Alex laughed as she looked deep into Piper's blue eyes and nodded her head "Yes."
Piper smiled as she carefully removed her shirt, and laid down on her stomach and then looked over her shoulder at Alex and winked "I believe you have work to do"
Alex rolled her eyes "So bossy, do you have lotion and oils?"
"Bathroom" Piper told her as she put her head down on the bed and closed her eyes.
Alex quickly went into the bathroom and found lotion and oils on the counter, grabbed it and went back into the bedroom, and kneeled next to Piper on the bed. Piper raised her eye brow as she turned her head to look at Alex and asked "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm going to give you a massage remember, jeez already going senile there Grandma?" Alex asked with a laugh.
"You can sit on the back of my legs, if you kneel." Piper told her
Alex nodded as she took a deep breath before she switched positions and straddled the back of Piper's legs, and began to take the bandages off Piper's ribs. "Please let me know if I hurt you." Alex whispered.
"I will, but wait" Piper told her, and then reached behind her and unclasped her bra. "Now you may continue."
Alex nodded as she reached for the oil she put on the bed, and then poured some onto Piper's skin, and began to massage her. Piper's eyes fluttered closed as she felt Alex's hands, and let out a moan, making Alex take another deep breath. But Alex was quick to distract herself, by asking Piper a question. "Hey Pipes, I know it's none of my business, but my why did you use a different last name when you said Helena's full name?"
Piper moaned and then answered "Because her last name isn't Bloom."
Alex rolled her eyes "I gathered that, so is Chapman you maiden name?"
"Mmhmm" Piper mumbled and then moaned "Alex you are really good at that."
Alex blushed before she warned "You might want to keep the moaning to a minimal."
"Do you not like hearing me moan Alex?" Piper asked in a seductive voice, where she wasn't too sure where it came from.
Alex exhaled as she kept massaging Piper as she told her "No I'm just more worried about three teenagers who will probably start to wonder what we are doing."
Piper chuckled "True" And then Piper moaned "Don't don't stop."
"Oh this is payback isn't it?" Alex laughed and then asked "So why does Helena have Chapman as a last name?" Then added "Sorry I am out of line."
Piper shook her head "No you're fine, it's because when I found out I was pregnant at sixteen, Larry left me. But then my dad went to get him back, so when Helena was born, I wasn't too sure if he would stick around, so I gave her my last name." Piper explained and then added with a laugh "As for payback, you betcha."
Alex laughed "Of course it is" then she asked "So what about Melanie and Silas?" But once again Piper moaned loudly, and Alex hit her playfully "Seriously Pipes?"
Piper just laughed "Yes Melanie and Silas last name is Chapman as well; I didn't want them to feel left out or for other kids to ask questions. So even though Larry was still part of my life and we were already married when Silas was born, Chapman still became his last name."
"I like that" Alex said as she hit a good spot and Piper moaned louder than she had before "Jesus Pipes."
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Just then was Silas walking down the hall toward his mother's room, and heard his mother moan, and Alex say "Jesus Pipes" and his eyes went wide, and stepped backwards down the hallway quietly and went to his sister Helena's room.
"Silas?" Helena asked as her brother barged into his room with wide eyes "What's wrong?"
"Umm" Silas began but Helena cut her off.
"What is wrong with you?" Helena asked again.
"Umm" Silas began again blushing.
"Okay can you say anything but umm?" Helena asked.
"Mom" Was all Silas could say and Helena just looked at her younger brother.
"What about her?" Helena asked getting annoyed.
"Moaning, Alex" Silas groaned.
"Wait a minute" Helena laughed before she asked "Alex is moaning?"
"No mom is!" Silas whispered loudly and then added "And Alex said 'Jesus Pipes' oh my god I am scarred for life."
Helena laughed some more and then it hit her "MOM IS HAVING SEX WITH ALEX!" Helena shouted.
Just then Melanie came running into her sister's room from her own shouting "MOM IS HAVING SEX? Gross!"
"Shut up will you" Silas shouted.
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Meanwhile down the hall, Piper and Alex heard the kids, and started laughing "Look at what you did Piper"
"Oh shut up, if you weren't so good at that, I wouldn't be moaning" Piper said loudly making sure her kids could hear her.
"You asked me to remember" Alex shouted loudly going along with Piper's game.
"Yes but you didn't tell me you had magical hands." Piper shouted back.
"More to please you with my dear" Alex smirked before she went back to the massage not prepared for what Piper had planned next.
Piper reached a hand behind her, and grabbed Alex's as she shifted under her, so she was now on her back. "Umm Pipes?" Alex whispered trying not to stare at Piper's breast which were barely hidden by Piper's black loose bra, that had now shifted.
"Just go along with it, will you." Piper told her with pleading eyes as she moved Alex's hand under her loose bra cup, and on to her breast, and Alex nodded her head.
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Although back down the hallway, in Helena's room, all three kids were silent "I think they heard us." Melanie whispered.
"Well how couldn't they, the whole state of New York probably heard you." Silas said back to his sister.
"I wasn't that loud and she shouted too" Melanie protested as she pointed to her sister.
"Yes you wer…" Silas began but then they heard their mother moan again.
"OH ALEX, JUST LIKE THAT"
"And in the bed she shares with Dad, mom has balls" Helena smirked as she laughed at her sister and brother.
"Oh my god I think I need a therapist." Silas groaned.
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Back in the master bedroom, Alex and Piper were laughing, with Alex's hand still on Piper's breast. "Have enough fun?" Alex asked as she looked down at Piper.
"For now" Piper winked as she laughed.
"Oh god" Alex groaned as she got off Piper, and went to wash the oils off her hands.
While Alex was washing her hands, Piper went over and grabbed a t shirt from her draw, and put it on, and then took off her leggings, before she threw on a pair of sweatpants quickly. "Wow you change fast." Alex announced when she walked back into the bedroom, and saw Piper was in a different outfit.
"Kids" Piper shrugged her shoulders "Now come on, my fun isn't over yet." Piper told her as she took Alex's hand, and walked out of her bed room, and then dragged her down the hallway to Helena's room where her children were.
"Hi kids" Piper smiled as she walked into her daughter's room, still holding Alex's hand. All three kids blushed quickly, while Helena laughed. "Did I miss something?" Piper asked keeping a straight face.
Silas just groaned as he looked out the window, and Melanie found something interesting in the carpet. "We were just talking about something that happened in school" Helena said quickly.
"Oh? What happened?" Piper asked with a smile.
"Oh you know the same old" Helena said quickly and then added "Just Mark slipped on the floor."
"That doesn't sound funny, is he okay?" Piper asked and then looked at Alex "Does that sound funny darling?"
"No not at all babe, he could have been hurt." Alex played along.
"Oh my god" Silas groaned once more, and now Piper and Alex couldn't keep a straight face, and started laughing. "Oh this isn't funny." Silas groaned as he tried to leave the room, but Piper blocked the doorway.
"How much did you all hear?" Piper asked innocently.
"Enough to know Alex has magical hands, and God knows what else." Melanie told her mother.
"I have a magical tongue as well" Alex smirked and Helena lost it.
"THERAPIST, I NEED A THERAPIST, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Silas shouted as he covered his ears.
Piper laughed as she gave Alex a look "Melanie remove your brother's hands" Piper told her daughter.
Once Melanie removed Silas's hands from his ears, Piper explained "You three didn't hear Alex and I having sex, she was giving me a massage."
"I don't care; I still need a therapist." Silas told his mother.
"So dramatic, I think acting is for you too." Piper told her son with a smile. "Now come on, family time, lets go and watch 'Weeds' " Piper told her kids and then stepped out of the way, as she watched Helena, Silas, Milah, and Melanie hurry down to the family room.
"You are evil; do you know that?" Alex asked with a laugh.
"Payback Ms. Vause, payback" Piper smirked still holding Alex's hand.
"Well I am going to go and read." Alex told her trying to let go of Piper's hand, but Piper just squeezed it tightly.
"No you are family, come on." Piper told her with a smile, and then pulled Alex down the stairs, and into her family room.
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As Helena made the popcorn, Melanie grabbed a blanket, and sat down on one end of the couch, while Silas prepared Netflix, and Alex and Piper curled up under another blanket together. "So 'Weeds?'" Alex asked.
"Yup, plus one of the characters has my name" Silas told her.
"I know, I've seen all the episodes." Alex told him "And watch it Pipes, if they only watch shows that have their names in it, then Helena will start watching 'The L Word.' "
"Mom and I already watched all the season's together" Helena announced as she came back into the family room, and gave everyone their popcorn.
"Wow Pipes, you watch 'The L Word' and 'Weeds' with your kids? You really are a cool mom" Alex told her with a smile.
Piper smiled "That I am."
"So what's next once you guys finish 'Weeds'?"
Piper shrugged her shoulders "Not sure, but first family hug" Piper told her kids, and all three of them came of and climbed on top of Alex, and Piper carefully and hugged their mom. "I love you three kids so much." Piper told her children.
"I love you too mom" All three told her at the same time, and just then Milah jump on them, wanting in on the fun.
"Milah loves her grandma too!" Helena smiled.
Once the family hug was done, all three kids went back to their spots on the couch, and before Silas hit play on the next episode he turned to look at his mother and Alex and warned them "Now no moaning, or I am seriously getting that therapist."
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It was almost 11:30, by time Piper realized the time, snuggled up against Alex, and she let them finish the episode before she announced "Okay bed time."
All three teenagers nodded their head, and said goodbye night to Alex and Piper, before Helena got up and took Milah outside, and then they went upstairs and got ready for bed. Meanwhile, back downstairs, Piper was turning off the TV, and then got everything set for the night, and then her and Alex headed upstairs to bed. Piper walked Alex to a spare bedroom, that would be her bed for her stay, and then told her as she gave her a hug "Thank you Alex for everything."
"No need to thank me" Alex whispered as she hugged Piper back carefully, and then said goodnight to see, and watched her slip down the hallway into her own room, before she grabbed her bag, and then slipped into one of the many upstairs bathrooms.
Meanwhile in the master bathroom, Piper had just finished brushing her teeth, and then walked into her bedroom, and got into bed. She didn't know how long she was tossing and turning, she just couldn't get comfortable, the bed smelled like a mix of Larry and Alex, and if she was being honest she couldn't stand the smell of Larry at the moment, and wanted more of Alex. Just then did her phone go off on the end table, notifying her off a text. "Who the hell would be texting me now?" Piper mumbled to herself, before she carefully grabbed her phone.
"I can hear your thoughts all the way in here :P" Alex texted her and Piper chuckled.
"How did you know I was still awake?" Piper texted her back, and then saw the bubble with three dots appear telling her that Alex was typing.
"I told you, I can hear you thinking. What's wrong?" Alex texted back.
"I can't sleep; all I smell is Larry." Piper texted and then quickly sent another one "God that sounds weird."
"Haha, but you do have about a million other rooms to choose from, do you not?" Alex texted back and Piper smirked with a roll of her eyes and just then Alex sent another one. "That was an eye roll wasn't it?"
Piper smiled and laughed as she didn't even bother to text her back, instead she unplugged her phone, and got out of her bed, and walked out of her bedroom, and walked down the hall and opened the door to spare bedroom. "I know you are not asleep" Piper whispered as she shut the door quietly.
"Yes I am" Alex groaned and Piper smirked.
"Shut up" Piper laughed as she walked over to the side of the bed that Alex wasn't on, and looked at Alex.
"Well don't just stare at me, that's creepy, get in." Alex told her as she pulled back the blankets, and smoothed out the sheets as she said "Come be my little spoon."
Piper laughed as she put her phone on the end table, and crawled into the bed and snuggled up to Alex, while the dark haired woman, wrapped her arm around the slightly smaller blonde and pulled her close, making both women fall into a deep slumber.
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The next morning came way too quickly for everyone in the house hold, as Helena, Silas, Melanie, and Piper were all woken up by a text message a half hour before their alarms was supposed to go off. "Due to an unexpected power issue, school will be canceled for today."
The whole household was happy with the text message, as they all fell back to sleep, except for Alex who hadn't even woken up when Piper received the text message, and for Helena who had to take Milah outside first before she could go back to sleep. As Helena put the leash on Milah, and walked her out the front door, not wanting to walk through the house to the backyard she was greeted by her father who was getting out of his car. "Dad?" Helena asked in shock "I thought you were in Boston?"
Larry looked over at his daughter, and the puppy that she was walking "I was, just for yesterday, I got up early and drove back home, so I can be at the office at my normal time." Larry explained to his daughter before he asked not even noticing the other car in his driveway. "And what the hell is that?"
"It's a puppy dad" Helena told her father with a roll of her eyes before she noticed Milah went to the bathroom "Good girl Milah."
"I know what is is Helena, don't get smart with me. What the hell is it doing on my front yard?" Larry asked annoyed.
"Dad this is Milah and she is your granddaughter" Helena told him as Milah turned to look at Larry and growled at him, but Helena didn't even scold her. "Now I am going back to bed, since school was cancelled today." Helena added before she walked back inside and back to bed leaving her father standing in the front yard with his jaw dropped.
"I leave for one day, and she buys her a puppy" Larry mumbled under his breathe before he walked inside the house and up the stairs to the master bedroom to find his wife. When Larry walked into his bedroom that he shared with his wife, and saw that she wasn't in bed, but noticed that the blankets were pushed back, he knew that she was at least near by. Larry then checked the master bath, and once again came up empty handed. "Where the hell is she?" He asked himself, and then walked down the stairs into the kitchen, careful not to wake his sleeping children.
When Larry reached the kitchen, he again didn't find Piper, "Okay what the hell?" He asked himself, as he then went to look in the garage to make sure she was home, even though he didn't have a clue where she would have gone at this hour, especially since the kids didn't have school. When he noticed that her car was in the garage, he shut the door, and then it dawned on him. "One of the spare bedrooms." Larry said to himself as he remembered that a couple nights ago, Piper had slept in a different bed than the one they shared.
Larry quickly went back upstairs, and had searched all the spare bedrooms, except the last one, and hoped that his wife would be in there as he stood outside the door, since he was starting to get worried, but nothing could prepare him for what was on the other side. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Larry shouted as he saw red when he saw that his wife of fifteen years was in bed, wrapped up in another woman's arms. Alex Vause's arms to be exact.
Dun Dun Dun...Sorry to leave you guys on a cliff-hanger, but I hope you all enjoyed chapter 6!
Though what about Piper, she sure is evil making her kids think that she was having sex with Alex, and what a pretty cool mom, she watches 'Weeds' and 'The L Word' with her children. What show should they watch next as a family?
Also what about Milah, she is clearly one smart dog, growling at Larry!
What will Larry do? Guess you will find out in Chapter 7, but he should be very afraid of Alex!
Until next time, once again I hope you all enjoyed!