Chapter 13: Avoided Disasters

Tsuna really hated his luck. For example, he's DAME-Tsuna. Right now, he really, REALLY, hated his luck. Why? Mochida, the senpai that his brother humiliated a while ago, was looking down the ally that he had just, from his senpai's point of view, just appear out of nowhere.

"Moc-Mochida-senpai! Ah, ah, I-I can explain this." was Tsuna's lame way at trying to gain some time to think.

Mochida crossed his arms and leaned on one of the ally way walls as he said, "Alright, I'm all ears. What exactly did I just see?"

Tsuna was taking small steps back while he was trying to answer, "Wel-well I'm, I'm a magician! Ye-yeah, I'm practicing magic. It's kinda embarrassing, so I tried not to talk about it too much. I'd really appreciate that."

Mochida grew a small smirk and asked, "And why, dame-Tsuna, should I do that? What could you possibly do to stop me?"

Tsuna took a step back, trying to think of a reason. He then thought of a one, and unfortunately, that was his only escape. "I-I'll send my brother after you."

Mochida eyes widen in shock and his face paled. "F-fine, I won't tell anyone. I was just trying to have some fun, dammit."

After Mochida left, Tsuna let out a sigh of relief and ran home. Little did he know that a dark silhouette was watching from the rooftops

(TO THE FUTURE)

Tsuna woke up with a feeling of uneasiness surrounding him. He could feel something is going to happen, and it felt dangerous. Checking the clock, he found out that he woke up even earlier then usual. It was three in the morning and he could see that everyone in his room was asleep with no chance of waking up anytime soon.

He tried to get out of bed silently, but failed as his bed creaked and squeaked twice as loud and the floor was just as bad. When he finally got out of his room, he found Reborn right outside it, leaning on a wall, and his fedora covering his eyes.

Tsuna thought that he might have fallen asleep, that is before he stated, "I'm not asleep, and it's not some plan to train Sora." He then looked up to Tsuna with dead serious eyes and asked, "What are you and Nana really doing?"

Tsuna's face paled and he started sweating slightly. He took a deep breath and tried to answer back, "W-we're working at the Redemption cake store, remember?"

Reborn's straight face fell down into a slight frown. "I know that that's just a cover for what you're really doing." Reborn's hand clenched into a tight fist and continued, "And if its something harmful to the family, I will take you down."

Tsuna fell to the pure intensity of Reborn's killing intent. His body tightened and his breath became ragged. He felt like he was about to get eaten by a lion, no, something even more deadly. He could barely make out, "W-we ar-aren't going to harm our family, s-so please, don't kill me."

Reborn let out a sigh and disappeared, before Tsuna could look, he was knocked out. Behind him, Reborn was shaking his head. This didn't gain him much Intel. All he could figure out was, Tsuna either didn't know he's apart of a mafia group or just wasn't. He will have to confront Nana, and Tsuna is probably not going to cook breakfast.

He sighed, he will have to think of a better way to approach Nana. He decided that he would do it some other time or else he won't be able to eat his egg and bacon strips with his cofee. (And you do NOT want Reborn in that type of mood.)

When Tsuna woke up, (again) he saw that he only had eight minutes left to get ready and get to school. He got done in three. As soon as he finished, he left in a run to make sure he got there on time.

On his way, he saw a rottweiler behind some bars. He crouched down to get to eye level with and said with a cheeky smile, "You can't get me today, haha." The rottweiler growled and pushed open, the now realized, unlocked gate.

Tsuna "Hieeee!" and tried to run away, but his tripped on his shoelaces. Just when it seemed like all was doom, the dog was sent filling backwards. Tsuna looked down at his hands in amazement and thought, 'Do I have ESP?'

"你好."*(hello) Was a high pitch voice greeting behind him. Tsuna turned around to see a boy in red and had a ponytail.

"Oh, ah, hello," Tsuna lamely greeted. "di-did you do that just now? Thanks!" In reply, the boy glared, bowed, and ran away. As the boy ran away, Tsuna wondered, 'Does he have ESP?


Tsuna was on the school's roof eating lunch and wondering about the boy he met earlier. His thoughts were then interrupted by the roof door suddenly bursting open by the boy he was just thinking about.

When he saw Tsuna he pointed to him and screamed, "目标!"(Target) He then got into, what look like a kung fu stance and started to pace around him.

Before anything else happen, the rooftop door burst open again. This time revealing Sora... with a flame on his head... and only in his boxers. Tsuna's first thought was, 'I really need to talk to him about that habit.'

Sora then screamed, "Stop Ipin from killing Tsuna-nii with my dying will!" After the battle cry, he charged towards the boy with insane speed. The boy, in response, front flipped over Sora and punched the air. This action caused a yellow cloud shooting straight towards Sora's face.

Sora, with incredible speed, dodged the cloud and ran back towards the boy. Shocked by how easily Sora dodged his attack, Ipin was barely able to duck under Sora's charging body. Sora noticed this, did a 180, and grabbed Ipin.

When Sora grabbed Ipin, he screamed, "Why are you trying to kill nii-chan!?" Ipin glared again and shouted, "目标!" It kept going on like that for about three minutes until the flame on Sora's head went out and Reborn showing up out of nowhere, again.

"That's Ipin, she's an assassin from Hong Kong who uses Gyoza-Kempo to finish her 'jobs'. However," Reborn turned around and put glasses on Ipin, who's eyes widen when they saw Tsuna "her eye-sight is very poor."

Ipin blushed and quickly said, "抱歉。!"(Sorry) Reborn looked to Tsuna and said, "She's saying sorry."

Tsuna chuckled sightly and replied with, "I don't even know what you are sorry for but apologize accepted." He gave a small smile that made Ipin blush and started walking to his next class. Soon after, as he was looking out the window, Tsuna saw a firework. His thoughts were, "Maybe my luck is changing."


What Reborn did when he didn't get his Coffee

1. Went after the dodo bird

2. Went back in time and killed the dinosaurs

3. Stole Byakuran's marshmallows (and don't even get me on that list)

4. Destroyed the tenth planet in our universe (That's why we don't hear about it)

5. Slapped a nuke into space

6. Took on all of the nations armies...and won

7. Took control over Mafia land

8. Put Skull into the lion's pit...with the meat suit

9. Made Romeo and Bianchi break up

10. Fed Bianchi's food to all of Vongola's enemies


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