Kei-Kei Yuki: I'm so bored and tired, and i'm trying to find another good Fem! Natsu and Male! Lucy story!

Natsu: Cheer up Author-lady!

Lucy: Yea Kei-kei-san cheer up- AND OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE MALE ME!

Kei-Kei Yuki: *let a tired sigh" Enjoy the story!

Lucy: DON'T IGNORE ME!

Story 2.2: Part 2-Waterpark, Rivals, . . .and Sexually Harrassment?!

"Who the hell made the flame-brain yours?" Standing behind the trio was none other than Gray, who was glaring at a certain blonde haired dragon-slayer, whom still by the way had his arms wrapped around his Na- I mean his teammate waist.

"Gray!?" Natsu pushed Sting away from her and turn around to face Gray, who was immediately caught off guard by her outfit.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING BAKA!?" Gray was blushing madly as he took in sight of the sexy two piece bikini Natsu was wearing.

"Oh this," Natsu look down at her outfit, before explaining. "Erza knocked me unconscious and slipped this piece of shit on me, and hide away my clothes."

'That sound like Erza.' Thought both Gray and Luke with a sweat-drop hanging from their heads.

"Natsu-san look very cute and sexy in her swimsuit!" said Sting who was trying to sink his around back around her waist, but was caught as Natsu elbow him in the stomach

"So Gray what are you doing here?" asked Natsu ignoring the injure Sting that was down on the ground holding his stomach at where she hit him, and suddenly became confuse at how Gray all of a sudden started to act all nervous and stiff.

"Whats the matter Ice-block?"

"Shut-up Flame-brain! Its just. . .the other members of our guild have became involved in some type of contest that the waterpark is having, and . . .well you see I kind of somehow got drag up in it and this so called competition involves pairings. . .so I was wonder will you pair up with me?" Gray asked blushing a bit as he felt a bit embarrassment for asking Natsu for help since they were know to be rivals, just as Natsu was about to answer him, something unexpected happen.

"Natsu-san will not be pairing up with you, if she pair up with anybody it will be me, right Natsu-san?" Asked Sting grinning over at Gray, when he took notice that he holding something, big, round, and extremely soft to touch as he then squeeze at what he was holding, earning a squeak from a certain someone who was know boiling in anger along with her teammates who saw the hold thing happen, and at the moment felt like murdering Sting, who finally realize as he took a look and saw that the soft squishy thing he was holding was Natsu breast.

"You're gonna die Sting." Natsu glared up at the blonde, who was blushing strawberry red, until out of nowhere he was punching in the jaw and was sent soaring through the sky, far away from them, at first Natsu though it was Gray who did it, until she heard a dark laugh and saw a familiar human shaped cow holding an axe standing in front of her.

"Ahahahah. . .no touches what mine. .Ahahah." Murmur Luke with demon horn coming out his head with a very dark laugh.( A/N:Thing of D. Gray Man Allen)

"Know what. . .I should probably just asked someone e-"

"Gray-sama! Juvia has been looking everyone for you, since she sign us up for the contest!" said Juvia running over to where the trio stood.

"Juvia tell us more about this contest?" asked Luke, who was weirdly back to his normal self.

'Weird!' thought Natsu and Gray.

"The Waterpark is hosting a contest that is directly for couples, and who ever win, get to stay at the hotel top luxurious deluxe room with free room services and everything." explain Juvia catching Natsu attention when she said 'free room services' and Luke when she said 'top luxurious room'.

"We're in! Let's go Natsu so we can sign up!"

"Aye!" The two then took off running leaving behind Gray and Juvia.

"So you guys are also participating in the contest, huh." Said Luke as he stared at all of people who was participating, which for some weird reason where all mages, some were from different guilds that they know of was paired together.

"Natsu, it seem we have serious competition to bet." Luke said serious.

"Natsu, Luke are you two joining together for competition?" Walking up toward them was Erza with Jella, who was still in his Mystogan outfit, standing beside her.

"Yep, are you?"

"Of course the pride of Fairy Tail best couple depends on this competition." Erza said with a serious face.

"Get ready to lose Erza, because today i will win this competition as Fairy Tail best couple!" Announce Evergreen who was standing beside Elfman.

"So when did you two became a couple." said Natsu."

"W-W-What a-are y-y-you talking a-about?!" Stutter Evergreen as her and Elfman both was blushing madly from Natsu comment.

"If anybody going to win it will be me and Alzack." said Bisca standing beside her dear husband.

"Me and Gajeel will win this competition!" said Levy who appear with Gajeel standing beside her.

"Gajeel!? What are you doing participating in a contest like this?" exclaimed Natsu pointing at the Iron dragon-slayer.

"Che, I could say the same thing to you Salamander, don't tell me you and blondie here finally got together." Said Gajeel pointing over at a blushing Luke.

"What are you talking about? I'm just in it for the food and Luke just want to stay at a luxury free hotel."

"Whatever, you say."

"Aww look the fairies has gathered together, too bad Mirajane is not here, or you guys could at least stood a chance." Said Blue Pegasus Jenny, who was standing beside her partner Hibiki.

"Juvia and Gray-sama shall win this competition." Walking backstage late were Juvia and Gray.

'We were now like to all couples to report on stag, please to begin the show!" They heard the announcement that was made and made their way to the stage were on the side were at table fit for the judges, when they saw a short brown hair lady begin into talk into the mic.

"Alright everyone, today Fiore Number 1 waterpark will be hosting it Annual Couple Competition were the winner get to stay in our 5 star hotel top Luxury room for free along with room services, and a prize of $700,000 . Now to announce our judges, whom is the beautiful Mirajane, and the number top couple themselves Aquarius and Scorpio!" Said the host pointing over to where the judges was seated.

"What the hell are you two doing here!" Scream Luke pointing at his two Celestia keys whom were all lovey-dovey hung up on each other and ignored him.

"Now to begin the Annual Couple Competition, which this year will a couples photo shoot!""

"Couples Photo Shoot?!"

End of Story 2.2: Part 2-Waterpark, Rivals, . . .and Sexually Harrassment?!