FAKERS!

Chapter two: Say what now?

By

Hibiki

"Even if two men walk into a bar, I don't own anything in the story but the penguin in the corner." ~Hibiki

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"Hi Naruto." Stupid girl.

"May I speak with you for a moment, in PRIVATE?" His eye was twitching, and the vein throbbing just underneath his hitai-ate almost distracted him from the beauty before him as she gazed up at him with that sexy smirk.

"Sure honey." She slide up, okay how does a girl make standing up look that attractive? He turned, wishing not to show the others his blush as he and Ino strode some distance away. It was loud so he wasn't too worried about them hearing but still Ino and he had a lot to talk about. Namely.

"What the HELL Ino?" He began. "What in the world would possess you to…"

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Four pairs of eyes looked to them from the booth Ino had just departed from as the two blondes gestured and remarked to one another. They were just far enough away that only small parts of their conversation would reach.

"… Say that to EVERYONE?" Naruto began running his hand through his hair in a disarming way that made the lady's blush at his unease. It made him cute. Ino started off quietly, unsure and also a little put off by his own nervousness

"…believe me." Ino remarked her hands crossed under her breasts in a slightly guarded position as she stood somewhat aloof from him.

"So that makes it right to say something so…. So…" He fumbled with the words and when they failed he grabbed her shoulders and pulled her to him. So bold was his action Ino had no time to respond as Naruto leaned in to whisper into Ino ear. The jerks of his head served to show whatever he was remarking was punctuated with forceful words and coupled with Ino's growing eyes made the ladies in waiting squirm with intrigue, this was getting even juicier than before.

"N-Naruto… I… I didn't know, I didn't think…" Ino looked ready to fold, her whole face downtrodden. What had he said?

"No you didn't." He said, it wasn't loud but the half whisper was sharp and made all the women wince. "That's not something I like spread around… … Sakura-chan and the others to look at me differently because of that."

"Because he can make us scream?" Temari remarked softly. The other ladies blushed looking at Naruto in a different light despite what he just said. And a few feet lower than his face.

"I understand Naruto…" Ino put her hand on his chest, as if to ease the man's anger filled torso. "…with me." His body calmed considerably and his face's tensed marred countenance changed back into that handsome foxy one that just screamed lightheartedness.

"Whoa when did Ino and Naruto get so close?" Ten-Ten remarked. "I'm jealous."

"Thanks Ino-chan." He squeezed her shoulders softly. Ino smirked.

"Don't think this allows you to just grab me and drag me for who knows what every time." Ino laughed. Naruto remarked back unheard of the ambient noise in the bar but their faces took on a playful matched set of smirks.

"Wow I didn't think Naruto was so forceful." Sakura "It's… weird." Everyone at the booth replaced 'weird' with 'hot'.

"Oh really Uzumaki? You just try it, anytime anywhere. …show you the …ight of your life."

"Wow they're kinky." Ten-ten remarked. Hinata was out again.

"Ino is such a slut." Sakura growled out as she watched Ino flick Naruto's nose playfully earning a equally playful slap on the ass as Naruto and the Blonde female walked back. Ino made a look that said pain but with Naruto's smile already focused on the four ladies, having hastily rushed to their original seats. She just quirked an eyebrow and walked a little more slinky to the booth, her grin one of conquest as she looked to the looking and inquisitive females watching their every move.

"Hey girls." They said in unison, looked to each other then laughed. The girls all wiggled in their seat at his normal foxy smile as he turned his blue eyes upon them all. Ino, smirking at their reactions, took her place next to Sakura again as Naruto casually stood, arms on the back of the booth, over them. With his reach and stature he seemed to hover over all of them with his bare arms, due to his civilian clothes, showing off casually (because he was clueless to their thoughts, like all of us men are.) a little masculine ego. Given where their thoughts were going they didn't mind it in the least.

"You girls having a good night?" He laughed as a few weak yeses, one loud hell yeah (stupid Ino), and a flushed nod returned to him. "Alright, glad to hear it. I'd love to stay and hang out with such pretty gals." Hinata failed them once again. "But I gotta finish some paperwork for baa-chan then start out for an early morning mission with my team. I'll see you later, Hina-why'd she faint?… erm, See ya Ten-ten-chan, Temari-chan, Sakura-chan." He turned to leave when Ino called out to him.

"After all that and I don't get any sort of farewell? How rude." Ino remarked then gasped when a kiss so soft and light ghosted over her right ear. So sudden and unexpected it arced a spear of pleasure that enflamed her senses to the warm breath against her shoulder.

"Farewell, Ino. Careful what you wish for." He whispered making her shiver and lift her neck towards his lips instinctively. With a slight nibble and suckle against her neck and he was gone leaving a moan half bitten off as she bit her lip, her eyes closed against the thrill his mouth against her flushed skin. When she finally came down from the surge of pleasure the blitz attack had caused and opened her eyes to four blushed and stunned faces.

"…Holy shit." She remarked, fanning herself to try and shake off the effect of just his mouth against her had brought. Holy shit was right, that was just his mouth on her NECK? She was going to have kill him for this later. She would have responded to the other ladies looks but five drinks were set down before them. Four of them brown with a hint of foam and a fifth, decidedly red and intriguingly smelling one in front of the pale eyed beauty.

"Um we didn't order any drinks." Sakura started.

"These were bought by Blondie's boy toy over there." The waitress pointed to the flushed Ino. "And I quote: "Four 'Screaming Orgasms' (The entire table went into various states of red) for Sakura, Ten-ten, Temari, and Ino-chan and a 'Bloody Mary' for Hinata-chan, because she seems a little anemic.". So yeah these are yours ladies." The waitress slide over to Ino as Hinata pouted at her different drink. "You better keep a hold of him, He's pretty damn hot, sweet, and from what your saying talented to boot."

"…yeah." He did seem so. So stunned she didn't realize what she thought.

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Naruto sighed as he tried to block out the feeling of Ino's neck against his lips and the sound of her moan as he wrote up the finals of the next mission block they would be giving out the next day. What had possessed him to kiss her he didn't have a clue, but it was sticking with him no matter what he did. This was going to be a long night.

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Finished up chapter two but from here, I dunno. We'll see what the day brings. Hate having to use American styled drinks but the urge to use the "Screaming Orgasm" in a way to pay Ino back and prank the lot of them. My mum and big sis always went on with tomato juice when I had low blood pressure and when my dad began to become enemic and honestly to me Hinata is so much fun playing her as the blushing little sister type.