Fakers!
Chapter Ten: MINE!
By
Hibiki
"Some joke about rights that Hibiki doesn't own but Kishimoto does here." ~Hibiki
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After his little slip of the tongue, Naruto found himself in the middle of a cold war, not that he had known it. A regular Mexican stand off, only the point wasn't to shoot first but see who could holster his 'pistol' first. A race to bag the big man of konoha.
"Ne, Naruto-kun, mind showing me around Konoha? I've never been since it was rebuilt." Kurotsuchi was the first off the starting line, latching her arms around Naruto's left, nuzzling up against him. She had gained some buxom to her figure since last they had met and was mashing it for all it was worth against him.
"Eh? But, it's dark, you wouldn't be able to see anything." Naruto replied, completely missing the reason. Half the city nearly fell over in shock.
"Oh but I am sure there are tons of places especially in the dark where you can show me all SORTS of things." He jerked back in shock, as that insinuation came through loud and clear, into two very soft yet firm things. Thankfully having woken up with Ino a few times in various compromising ways he knew exactly what they were and skipped the confused examination of those items that would facilitate his early demise. Only he couldn't figure out WHY they were THERE on his FACE.
"As a Kage I have to ask for the first tour, dearie." Mei. He gasped away from those erogenous peaks and turned to try and escape when his eyes caught HER… Oh. Oh my.
Yamanaka's were well known for their prowess as mind readers and emotion dealers. What was never said was a jealous Yamanaka was a scary sight to see. And Yamanaka Ino was an exceptional Yamanaka. He reached out to her, his hand almost reaching her.
It was then a of another pair of green eyed monsters appeared. As Ino would later put it a hideous green eyed forehead monster and her sandy bitch backstabber.
"NARUTO!" And the two promptly smashed their chests into his face as well, blocking his hime from sight. "Come on! We haven't seen each other in forever!" Sakura remarked.
"Why not come with me Naruto, we can have a lot of fun together." Temari jiggled hoping it would make him focus on him more.
And then it was a full on Naruto pouncing affair, as Ino's happy moment came crashing down.
"Naruto, take me!"
"Naruto-sensei try my three for one loli offer!" [smack]
"Naruto-kun make me yours!" All the while Ino stood in front of him, her face showing nothing but utter loathing. Still the only things utter from his lips as he held a hand out to her were:
"Hime! Tasukete! Onigai!" over and over as more and more women were pouring onto him, Ino was loosing sight of him soon only his hand was left, still reaching out for her and Ino's body blurred into action as she snapped.
"Get your hands off MY man you SLUTS!" She grabbed the hand and with some effort pulled him out, sending a few (Sluts -Ino) flying. "Naruto-baka RUN!" She could have told him to tap dance naked in the snow and he would have readily, feeling his hand in hers as they took off. The womanly pile began pulling themselves off one another to give chase.
A, rather amused by all that had happened, watched as Naruto and Ino ran.
"This this would be a good test or the Chunin Exam, eh Tsunade?" No response. "Tsunade?" Then looked over, gone. A face-palmed as her voice broke over the yelling.
"Ohohohohoh~! Come on girls find that STUD! GIMME GRAND-BABIES! HaaHaaHaaHEE~!"
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Shizune bounced on the balls of her feet, a smirk like that of the cat who ate the canary on her lips as she eyed her husband then looked to the fleeing blondes. Iruka sighed, realizing what she was asking, then laughed.
"May I?" She asked aloud this time.
"Alright, I suppose I can't let you miss out on all the fun." She gave him a kiss, whispered something in his ear that made the Chunin blush smiling wide as his wife keeled to talk with his son.
"Wanna help mamma catch Uncle 'Ruto?"
"Like tag?" Shizune nodded "YEAH!" She gestured and he hopped onto her back and with a wave the two were gone in a whirl of leaves. One of the other men walked over, stunned.
"You let your wife chase after another man?"
"Well of course, because I trust her enough to know she'll come back." Iruka looked out at the chaos before him. "And the prize of being a trusting husband is very very rewarding." It would have looked cooler had the blood not been pouring out of his nose but hey, Iruka was a cool guy like that.
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Naruto and Ino turned into an alley way and tried to catch their breath, still holding hands. Ino laughed a little as she realized what she had said. Naruto looked to her and smiled, chuckling as he squeezed her hand, lovingly.
"Oh Naruto-sensei!" They stopped smiling and looked down. Holding both their hands was a flushed, violet eyed genin. They snapped their hands away and the girl came to her senses.
"Ha… Harumi?" Harumi nodded.
"If this is what it takes to be with you sensei then I'll do it! I don't mind sharing!" Ino and Naruto looked at one another with equal disbelief.
"Er, Harumi-chan it doesn't work like that." Naruto was stumped.
"It's okay, I think Ino-sensei is rather pretty too!" Ino blushed melded into her redness brought on by her exertion as the genin focused on her, clasped hands with the older woman and pulled them between her budding bosoms. "I'll do what I must, even if it means being with both of you… Ino-sensei, may I call you… Onee-sama?" Ino's blushed faded as did the rest of her tone as she looked at Naruto's genin with fear. Speaking of Naruto, the man had stumbled to the ground, a small trickle of blood from his nose. Ino noticed.
"You pervert!" Harumi took as a good thing however.
"Oh wonderful day! Now Harumi can try Sensei's horse sized pe-[PUNT]-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!" Another violet eyed genin now stood where Harumi had, her leg extended like a professional football player's. She lowered her leg and looked between them calmly and coolly, before she pointed to the far left corner towards a passageway. Naruto stood up wiping his nose on his sleeve.
"Thank you very much Haru… na." The girls eyes widened and she smiled confused.
"How'd you know it was me, sensei?" Haruna asked. Ino was also a little curious at how he knew. Naruto held up three fingers.
"Well one, Haruka punches Harumi when she gets out of hand, two, Haruka always mentions why Harumi was doing what she was, and you couldn't speak without smiling, I know you too well Haruna-chan." The girl had the decency to blush as she rubbed her neck. "And three, Haruka is too mature to wear pink teddy bear panties at 14." Baa-chan was still working on that TACT thing apparently.
"SENSEI!/NARUTO!" With a double teamed punch Naruto was flat on his back zonked out. Ino pulled Naruto off to the side to slap some sense back into him as the last Haru triplet stepped out of the shadows.
"You shouldn't have done that Runa-chan."
"Done what Ruka-neechan?" Haruna put a finger up to her cheek as she smiled to her calm composed version.
"I know you showed Sensei your panties on purpose. You wanted to see if he would look." Haruna giggled bashfully as she looked to their unconscious Sensei.
"We'll Rumi-chan isn't the only one with a crush on Sensei but I know that Ino-sensei has already won, so I guess… I just wanted to prove I had a chance had I tried." Haruna smiled sadly.
[bonk]
"You're a dumb girl Runa-chan, a sweet but dumb girl." Haruka sighed and looked to her sensei one last time, a small blush on her face. "ja ne… Sensei… Come on Runa-chan, we need to find where Rumi-chan landed."
"Hai! …Ne, Ruka-chan are you blushing? …You ARE! Does that mean that Ruka-neechan loves sensei too?
[SMACK]
"Baka nee-chan." and then the sisters were out of sight. Everything was quite for a moment.
"Are they gone?" Naruto asked still lying on the ground. Ino smirked.
"Yeah, so how did you know she was going to do that?" She asked as he opened his eyes and flipped himself back onto his feet.
"They are still my darling little students after all. I didn't know of a way to let them down easily so better they hit me. It usually makes baa-chan happy I figured it might work." He rolled his shoulders to ease the tension found there.
"On the plus side you got to perv on a 14 year old's panties." Naruto's angry face made her giggle until he spoke, pouting.
"I didn't see what's so great about it, It didn't do anything for me. I mean if they had been white lace ones like Ino-hime has on I might have-!"
[SMACK!]
"When did you see my panties you hentai?"
"I'm getting a good view now." Earning a foot to the face.
[STOMP]
"Will you quit perving and get up, we have to make it to my apartment before they block the path." Naruto wisely refrained from mentioning it was SHE who had knocked him down in the first place. Maybe there was some hope after all, eh Baa-chan?
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They had dodged many 'hunters' (Read: Horny desperate sluts -Ino), some more skilled and persistent than others but the end of the journey was in sight. Only one hurdle remained, a large open bit of street that her apartment was located on. So secure in the fact they had made it so far unopposed they went for it. It was no surprise as the moment they broke cover they were intercepted, but what was surprising was whom caught them.
"AHA!" Tsunade landed and struck out at the street below them, a wave of concrete rose up splitting the pair as they dove to either side. So sudden the attack both were thrown off balance and to Naruto's horror a good chunk of street hit Ino.
"HIME!" Tsunade pounced, grabbing the man. "Baa-chan? What are you doing? She's HURT! Get off me! HIME! Baa-chan... why are even here?" He growled out to the older blonde.
"With all those women after you, if I let them have their way." She blushed giggling. "All those beautiful grand-babies. So I'm going to march you straight to 'em! I want Naruto babies to spoil!" Naruto loved the fact she wanted to see his children one day but… He looked over to Ino's shaken form as she tried to sit up, blood pouring from her forehead. His heart caught in his throat and he pulled his fist back. Tsunade's eyes widened in shock as Nartuo reared to attack his Hokage and Grandmother. To be honest it scared both of them by what it meant. However, thankfully, a voice broke over them; stopping everything.
"Konoha Hiden Taijutsu Ougi: Mago Gyakujou Keiichi Kou!" And Tsunade ended up with a giggling bouncing three year old in her lap. And like any grandmother promptly went to pieces.
A new hand grabbed Naruto's and began running with him.
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A cooling sensation filtered through her head and Ino's vision cleared. Realizing Naruto was gone, taken, her heart plummeted. Ino at once pulled herself up, looking at the person before her who helped her with alarm and fear.
"You." The one woman she truly feared she could loose him to.
"Me." Shizune remarked with a knowing smirk.
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"Where is he, Shizune-san. I know you're a Kage Bushin." The clone nodded. She, Ino, and a highly distracted Tsunade/keiichi duo walked along a path leading to who knows where.
"Somewhere safe, don't worry he's in good hands." The Clone cheekily replied. She giggled when Ino growled at the innuendo.
"That's what I am afraid of." The clone laughed. "And for shame! Your a married woman!"
"Iruka-kun knows where I am, and what I'm doing. He doesn't mind." Ino gaped, her argument out was blocked. A icy hand grabbed her heart and squeezed, she felt dizzy.
"But... but."
"Ino, I love my husband, and I love my son." The clone looked a little shyly away for a moment before her eyes cut back over to the stunned younger woman. "But I love Naruto too."
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"You're being very naughty, Shi-chan." Naruto remarked as they sat together, Shizune's back against him as she held his hands against her belly.
"I know, but Iruka-kun let me out for a bit and I wanted to spend time with my other boy." Naruto laughed.
"Lucky me." He nuzzled his head against her. "And lucky Iruka, he's in for a treat isn't he?"
"Mmmhm." She nodded then laid back against him, letting his scent invade her senses. "But I don't want to think about him right now, okay." She whispered softly, biting her lip as his eyes trained on hers.
"...Okay."
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This is/was a fun one to write. And I blame Ken Akamatsu for the love/battle sequences. I'll be returning to a little more seriousness after this chase scenes end in Chapter 11. I'm a little embarrassed by how... cliche this one felt as it spewed out of my head. And the next chapter will still have more of it... *Shakes his head in embarrassment.* But The start will be... hehehe. Interesting. As it's actually the back half of this chapter originally the Shizune cliffhanger just jutted out at me.
Note: This was done 90% in the Fanfiction dot net word processor over three different computers so if there is any issues let me know and I will try to fix asap. But bare with me, my brand new laptop has a corrupted hard drive so updates, no matter how much I want to write, will be sporadic until I have my computer back and the freedom to write something more... my style. As in less fluff and more sauce. And let me tell you Chapter 12 has it aplenty. I just need a chance to write it. Work and family computers are not M safe.
{Haruka's helpful Hints}
"Onee-sama" What my idiot Sister was mentioning is a idiom used to describe the dominant partner in a same sex, female, couple, a 'Big Sister'.
"Konoha Hiden Taijutsu Ougi: Mago Gyakujou Keiichi Kou!" Roughly translated it means Konoha's hidden martial art technique: Grandchild Destraction Keiichi Version. I think it easily is understandable.
Until next time, this is Futowari Haruka.
Next Chapter: YOURS! or The Hunt for the Stud October: Conclusion!