Chouji, heir to the Akimichi clan, skirted the walls of his home and then headed for the waterfall area off to the north gate. With a nuke nin having been found in the vicinity of the walls the guard rotation had increased. His large girth made it hard to be quiet so he had gained the morning patrols. After a few days he found that sometimes, if he was lucky, the waterfalls would host a small more outgoing group of feminine bathers and from the sounds today was a lucky day. Sneaking in he would find that little nook that was perfect for peeping. It would be today however, he would slip on an old rusted spyglass, left out forgotten from god only knew when and found himself going head long into the water.
Promptly finding himself before a bathing giantess. Her hair, brunette in appearance, was being run under the waterfall, her fingers slipping through her pageboy length brown tresses as she smiled prettily at the feeling. Chouji's eyes followed the water's path as it poured from her long neck down, flowed between the valley of her breasts before splashing at her firm abdomen keeping the rest of her figure hidden from his eyes. His ogling stopped the moment he realized she was looking at him.
"Hehe. Hi." She called out giggling, his eyes wandered down to her jiggling breasts before snapping back up. She laughed again as she caught him once more checking her out.
"Hi…G-gomen." He replied, and promptly blushed harder than he had ever done in his life, so stunned he even had dropped his chip bag. Before him, her robust, nude, figure rose from the water, the liquid running from the previously denied parts as she began to move towards him. Chouji gulped as the smirking giantess walked over to him, uncaring of her nakedness, and bent down to look at him with a blushed expression.
"You're a Konoha Shinobi? Wow, what luck! Well, cutie, think I can come with you? I have some business with either Yamanaka Ino-hime or Uzumaki Naruto-sama!" Chouji blinked.
"H-hai." Ino… hime?
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Fakers!
Chapter Thirteen: A Boar in the White Grass
By
Hibiki
AN: THIS GETS DARK REAL AT THE END. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. IMPLIED RAPE, DARK THEMES, HOWEVER THIS RETURNS TO IT'S NORMAL HAPPY SELF IN 15.
"There's a shortage of perfectly good plots in this world, it'd be a pity for Kishimoto to ruin those." -Hibiki
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There were two kinds of hawks used in Konoha to deliver messages to nin. There were those who were so stupid they could only fly around in circles screaming, these morons were used for general summoning and basic messages understood by the color of the hawk's tail or cry. Akabijou was NOT some circle screaming idiot. He was the second (The BEST!) class of hawk and no bird was more proud of his job than him. He got the best rats, the biggest cage and the sweetest hairless monkey to take care of him. You wanted a message to a certain person, he was your bird and never once had he failed. So committed to his task one could say he was driven to great lengths to get them done swiftly and efficiently.
So the stupid ugly monkeys trying to mate were getting on his nerves as they ignored him for the third time. Didn't they know he was The Great Akabijou?
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"Oh god Naruto…" She frotted back against him as he ran his hands from her breasts into her knickers, rubbing her furiously as she squirmed and cried out against him. Pleasing her with his hands was quickly becoming his favorite thing she thought as she could stand no longer. Sliding onto the bed before her, on her hands and knees, she showed her appreciation of his fingers by moving her ass against his engorged member. After almost a full torturous week of him teasing her with his body and his love, her monthly curse was finally lifted once they rose they couldn't keep their hands off one another. She bucked hard as his fingers brought that release she had begged him for. "Yes god I love that! Naruto more, take me, I'm ready. Please baby."
"SKRAAW!"
"Fuck! Off! Bird!" Naruto growled then focused back on Ino's body. "I need you, INOOOOW!" The fucking bird had flown over and the son of a bitch had bitten his ear!
"OW! WHAT THE FUCK? FINE!" He grabbed the stupid letter on the birds leg as his Ino pouted, covering herself up. Dammit they were so CLOSE!
"Stupid hawk ruined the moment." SON OF A BITCH! His only consolation was she looked just as upset as he was.
"I'm sorry honey, I'll make it up to you. Just as soon as this…. OVERGROWN FEATHER DUSTER GETS OUT OF HERE!"
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Oh hell no. No one yelled at HIM.
[PFT]
"YOU GOD DAMNED BIRD! YOU CRAPPED ON ME!"
Served the loud monkey right. Akabijou the Great, master of Konoha's skies, sailed onwards, dreaming of a meaty rat, and the feel of that female monkey's hands in his feathers, awaiting his return.
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Naruto and Ino stalked, side by side, down the halls of the T&I department. With matching frowns, it was clear neither was happy at being there, and the look in their eyes promised the first person to even glance in their general direction was going to die the slowest possible death imaginable. So it was no surprise they made it all the way to Ibiki before they were spoken to.
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"Good you are here. Welcome back Yamanaka-san. Naruto." Their semi flushed faces, the anger tensed hands, and countless other tell tale signs allowed the information master of Konoha to all pull the information on their attitude and their previous activity. They had almost had coupled, but something had stopped them, ah there. The rather painful looking bite mark on the man's ear. They must have sent Akabijou, that bird had a bad tendency to bite when ignored for too long, that glutton of an animal. "While I understand the urge to look good for your fiancée you should know that piercing that ear makes you look rather flamboyant." Ino blinked then started laughing as Naruto struggled not to yell from the insinuation. Good less tense, his praised his power that had allowed him to defuse the situation and allow affairs to continue.
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"Ami-chan!" So THIS was Ami no Shirokusa. Naruto was right, she was tall. By almost half a body taller than her she figured. Hearing why the woman had been banished from Kusagakure she had wondered about her look, but now seeing her all she could find was a solid but curvy figure that definitely caught the eye, the woman was by no means ugly. And strong too as Naruto's ribs popped as she hugged him like a little girl and her favorite teddy bear. "gah… air." The large woman let go instantly, her face set with a worried continence.
"Naruto-sama, are you okay? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" Ino's well trained mind was made up, Ami was too sweet to be a hazard (Unless she liked you) and had a worse poker face than Naruto, there was no threat to her village here. She made a sign and Ibiki and a few others opened the door and let the trio out. After signing a few papers the trio were sent to the Hokage's office. The big woman kept taking small glances in her direction before her curiosity got the better of her. "Naruto-kun, is this…?"
"Oh right, sorry! Ami-chan, this is Yamanaka Ino." The woman's soft brown eyes turned to her and gave a warm smile.
"Oh Naruto-kun you were right, she is very beautiful!" Ino blushed, just what was her man telling people about her?
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"So you see, Baa-chan, Ami-chan has no reason to be denied into Konoha! She's too nice to be left alone!" Just when she thought she couldn't find more reasons to love him, he just proves that those reasons are so very big. She half way face palmed at her own unintentional pun as she eyed the big gal who looked a little nervous as the woman, who she learned was actually a year younger than herself, tore apart a book from nerves.
"Yamanaka Ino." She snapped to attention.
"Hai! Hokage-sama!" It was hard to resist not letting her lips twitch up into a smile as her idiot mouthed baa-chan over and over again in humorous ways behind the woman.
"Do you feel Ami no Shirokusa is a threat to Konoha and it's citizens?" It was all really formal since she had said as much to even get the sweet woman worrying herself to death over there in this room to begin with.
"If I may be frank, Ami no Shirokusa is a hazard." Tsunade, Naruto, and Ami all looked at her in shock. She giggled and smiled disarmingly, Her Naruto laughed as she played one on the two taller women in the room. "To absolutely nothing, not even a butterfly." (If only she knew.) Ami looked ready to cry, she'd make it up to the woman later, geez she was only kidding, god it was like kicking a puppy. Tsunade was decidedly not as amused or worried.
"You're spending too much time around this brat, you know 'Hime'-chan?"
"Hokage-sama, if you would be so kind as to never call me that again. Only my Idiot and Daddy may call me, Hime." Tsunade looked rather amused but said nothing, rather enjoying the colors flowing over Naruto's face. Ino was rather glad she also wasn't blurting out that stupid-
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'Naruto babies, Naruto babies, all for me, yes indeed~! HEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEE~!' Tsunade was a happy grandma.
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"We really should introduce you to the rest of the guys." Ino remarked as they ventured forth into the village proper, Ami gently tugging and adjusting the new Konoha hitai-ate she wore like a wristband. "OH! Better yet let's get JUST the girls first! You know what this means right? GIRLS NIGHT OUT!" Ami blinked then smiled.
"I've never had one of those." Ino frowned.
"Well it's never too late to start! Naruto-baka, I'll see you at home tonight." He pouted then did a hand sign. A slender well endowed young woman stood in his place. Even his clothes had changed to something more feminine and rather stylish. Not bad, but not her man's figure. Oh yeah she was definitely straight.
"Can't I come too?" She asked and put her finger against her cheek like her student, Haruna. Ami blinked at the sudden change from hunky stud to juicy little thing.
"Well only for a little while," Naruto-onna(AN: I almost wrote Hitomi, gorramit) smiled rather prettily and snuggled up against her girlfriend. Ino smirked. "after all, I plan on making love to my idiot fiancée sometime tonight." If the objects pushing against her arm and the blush that had appeared on the henge'd girl's now hidden face were any sign, Naruto rather liked the idea too.
Ami, bless her heart, merely laughed, enjoying the day and company.
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"So seriously, Naruto farts into Kiba's face, and wins the round." Naruto huffed as all of the girls laughed and folded her arms under her rather impressive bust as she was once again the focus of another embarrassing story. Okay so her Genin carrier was horrible but seriously.
"You girls really need to find someone else to talk about."
"It's not our fault my idiot is so memorable." She squeezed the other girl's hand to take the sting out of her comment, not that it was needed, Naruto had long since accepted being 'her idiot' was a nice thing.
"Thank god he doesn't eat ramen constantly anymore, I know you love it, but you can get a lot of problems eating the same thing all the time." Sakura remarked, ever the medic.
"You all have Hime to thank for that. she feeds me well."
"More a mutual benefit if you think about it, Naruto-chan." Ten-ten remarked, wiggling her eyebrows up in a suggestive manner that had the whole table laughing, that is except two blondes. Who blushed, looking at one another as they got her meaning. Given what Ino had mentioned, just before they had gotten everyone together, was still running rampant in their minds. It made Ino squirm and Naruto bite her lip. Naruto cocked her head to the side in question. Ino caught it and nodded. She watched as Naruto rose up and said she was going to order some drinks. The girls thanked her and she was off.
When he returned, five brown, frothy, drinks were placed in front of Hinata, Ami, Ten-ten, Temari, and Sakura. The sixth and final drink, a decidedly red and intriguingly smelling drink landed in front of her. The girls all blushed, well Ami looked a little confused, and looked curiously to Ino as she raised an eyebrow.
"How come I get the red drink, you know… that's… past right?" He nodded then pulled her head up into the most searing and probing kiss they had shared to date.
"Because when you come home tonight you'll need the energy." And with that he waved to the five blushing women… and the pale comatose beauty on the floor. It took Ino's entire willpower not to follow him out the door. As she fanned herself, she only had one thing to say.
"Holy shit." God she loved him.
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She had waved goodbye to the girls as she turned for home. She was a little late to meet Naruto. Tonight was the night, she could feel it. She turned a corner, one she took nearly every night, so her guard was lowered. She was rushing to the man she loved, so she was distracted on top of that. She never felt him come behind her until it was too late.
"You BITCH!" Ino's eyes turned to the bloody form of one Fukyuu Kaori just before he slammed a board into her face. Pain exploded out from her shattered nose as she was flung backwards into the wall with a sickening crack. The splintered remains of his improvised weapon fell beside her as she writhed in pain. Her vision faded in and out catching only glimpses of his feet approaching. The heavy foot falls of his boots stopped before her. "I almost didn't get away from your dammed torture buddies, them fuckers put up a hell of fight. Heh, you should feel special since I'm gonna take all that out on you, though. Must be my lucky day I guess, commin across such a hot piece of ass. You owe me, little tease, and I think I know just with what." Something sharp rammed into her chest making her choke on her own blood. "Let's just hope you don't die before I'm done, eh slut?"
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Naruto strummed the table, his hands unable to remain still. Something seemed wrong, something wasn't right. Ever since he had gotten home his senses where driving him insane. Something was wrong, he could feel it. Maybe it was his connection to the nature chakra but he was halfway to the door when it was beat upon.
"NARUTO!" Slamming it open he found Shikamaru with a haunted expression. His heart froze.
"Where is she?"
"The hospital, wait… Naruto wait!" But the man was gone, from the window with such force the wall and glass left shattered and cracked from force of his jump.
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The world was flying by, so fast yet so slowly it seemed like only her mind remained at a constant speed. After mirages of light that hadn't yet left her field of vision appeared and passed over her as she swayed, her body was held in her newest friend's arms. Where was Kukyuu? When did Ami get there? Why couldn't she focus.
"Ino stay with me! Just a little longer! Don't you die on me!" Was she dying? She couldn't feel anything, maybe she was already dead.
No, the pain suddenly returned and she gasped. She apparently was still quite alive.
"Sakura, she's bleeding again!" Hands were put upon her and strength flowed into her chest.
"Ami hurry I don't know how long I can keep it plugged without it stopping her heart completely!" Her vision faded again.
"Ino! Hang on!" Shizune? Was she in the hospital? If she was there, then was he there too? God she wanted him next to her so badly, everything hurt. "He pierced an artery! Shit get Hinata in here NOW! We need to know where the bleeding is! Get me those blood packs now! If Naruto comes do NOT let him in here! He'll just be in the way." No, she needed him.
"Naru…to…" Why was everything so bright?
"She's flat lining!"
"HIME!"
"…Naruto…" He was there beside her, finally. She smiled, he always did his best didn't he, making her happy.
Her beloved...
Idi…ot…
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I know. I know. I suck. However this does not mean the end of the story, keep reading folks. It's still a happy humor story, just had to do some bad to emphasize the good.
Next chapter: Sayonara