Life went on, much as it always did in the Hidden leaf village, after the 14th of July. The Chunin Exams came and went, with Haruka not advancing so she could with her sisters. Naruto and occasionally Ino training them to make the next one, in which they passed with flying colors, and Naruto watched proudly as they accepted the flak jackets like any father seeing his daughters graduating would. Ino was promoted to head lead interrogator temporarily due to Anko returning to the village a little excited. And apparently an excited Anko make Ibiki's disappear for a week straight before ending up in a hospital for a month due to rather… interesting wounds adding to his already scarred person. Naruto, frankly, didn't want to know.
With the girls promotion, Naruto's ascension date was set, and with all the added duties on both had put some considerable stress on the two lovers and their chances of seeing one another outside a few rushed minutes. They talked about plans, but nothing concrete, and it was from this, our story ends.
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Fakers!
Chapter Twenty Four: His Home, Her Home, Our Home
By
Hibiki
"I could have bought the rights to Naruto… but my lawyer would have charged me 3 million in legal fees. It's what I get for trusting a tow truck to do my legalese." -Hibiki
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"Hey were is Yamanaka? I thought she was on shift?" One of the newbies asked, only to be bombarded by notebooks from the other interrogators.
"Shut up! She took the next three days off to unwind! Don't jinx us by accidentally summoning her! I think it's a blessing in disguise! She was getting as crazy as Anko was!"
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It had taken almost an act of divine fortune and insurmountable luck but they had three days to be together, plenty of time to get all those pesky urges out of the way and just cuddle and be around one another.
"It's just you and me for the next three days love." Ino whispered huskily. Naruto smiled admiring her lithe figure as she slid up against his lower torso, those wonderful breasts teasing his stomach with their hard points.
"Nothing is going to take me away from you." She smiled devilishly, feeling his arousal against her own belly, the action causing him to moan. Oh yes she loved the fact he couldn't resist her body, and that merely her stomach could cause such a reaction in him. It made her bite her lip, resisting the urge to grind against him so she could slide up and take his mouth in a hard forceful needy embrace. Nothing could keep her aw-!
"SQRAAAAK!" Their eyes widened and they both turned to see an all to familiar bird sitting upon the window seal.
"SHIT/FUCK!" They both remarked. "YOU!"
"Skrawk…" Akabijou and Naruto's eyes narrowed.
"So we meet again…" Naruto began, stroking Ino's hair. '…My arch nemesis.'
'Stupid hairless monkey.' Holding up his leg, a small note was attached.
"I see you… have something for me…" Taking it he opened it. And immediately started cussing.
"God dammed bird. Emergency summons for me. Must be some S ranked mission." Naruto snidely remarked. He apparently forgot about the last time he insulted The Great Akabijou!
[PFT] His kunai missed the hawk by mere inches as it few out of the window, holding his crap stained arm out as he shook his fist at the retreating avian.
"YOU FUCKING BIRD! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY I BECOME HOKAGE! I'LL HAVE YOU ON MESSENGER PIGEON DUTY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTANCE! YOU HEAR ME, YOU FUCKING BIRD?" If hawks could laugh, Akabijou master of the skies, would be cracking up at the hairless monkey's threats.
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"Uzumaki… reporting in… Mission complete…" He was tired, dead tired. But he had made it home before his Hime's vacation was over.
"Wow, an S rank in under two days. If you keep that up you could buy a house in a week!"
"Hn…" He remarked, a house was out of his league, but that reminded him… wait… Hold on a second. Didn't Ino say… "Say that again?"
"With the amount of money you make on an S rank if you got a few more in you would have enough to pay for a house?" Kotetsu questioningly explained.
"THAT'S IT!" The two Chunin blinked as the loud shout caused their eats to ring.
"What's it-URK!" Wrapped up into a questionably close hug Kotetsu winced at the force Naruto was causing on his ribs.
"You've solved all my problems! I can't ever repay you! I'll name my fourth son after you!" Naruto shouted as he ran off towards the Hokage tower.
"His… Fourth son?" Izumo merely shrugged at Kotetsu's question and returned to reading. "Uzumaki Kotetsu… Interesting ring. Hey, that means I would be the Godfather, right? Awesome!" Izumo merely shrugged at Kotetsu's question, continuing to read.
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"Wait wait wait, you want me to do WHAT?" Tsunade couldn't figure out the man before her. She knew he was impulsive but to be honest this one was almost as bad as him running willy nilly with Bi all over the battlefield during the fourth shinobi war. "There is a limit on how far someone can go doing missions of that sort Naruto! The heir of the Hokage or not your still mortal, all it would take is one slip up and then either we go to war or your killed!"
"I know Tsunade. But it's time I made my choice clear. I'm doing this for Ino. I'll make up for it and show her what I really mean for us." He smiled remembering a certain mother's words.
"And this is also for myself too." The tone of his voice coupled with the look in his eye made it clear she only had one choice.
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"So he's on ANOTHER mission already?" Ino sighed as for the third time this week, her Naruto was not in the village. Missions she could understand but to come and go like that without even making the smallest amount of effort to see her was incredibly hurtful.
"I know what your thinking." Tsunade remarked as she sat back with a small Sake decanter. "But I'll let you in on this. Every mission he is on right now he is doing for you so he can give you something to make up for everything… or so he said to me. Actually I have to say this one he is on is more for Ami, since he took her with him on this. Given the circumstances I can see why too."
"Huh, Ami?" She had wondered where her big girlfriend went.
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"I shouldn't even be in this country, Naruto!" Ami hissed at him, trying to hide her large frame in the tall grass that gave the country the name Kusa.
"Yeah I know, but apparently that prick who kicked you out has gotten so bad even Kusa wants him gone. I was given the mission because they know I am your friend and would take this personal, but I thought since you saved Ino-hime I would let you have a crack at him first."
Ami grinned as she watched the paraplegic daimyo who had banished her turned down a deserted path, wheeling his small chair bound frame with obvious distain. If Konoha was connected to killing the daimyo, even one hated as he was, war was inevitable. Who better than the missing nin who was banished to kill him. Even better.
"Thank you Ruto-kun. I appreciate this." The big girl was quick on her feet and already to the man who almost ruined her life. However had he not, she never would have meet the wonderful people in Konoha either, especially that Chouji stud.
So she would give him a break and make it nice and quick.
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Assassinations of high ranking officials, back alley deals with other nations, hit and run tactics…?
"He's doing all S rank!" Ino blurted out… "IS HE INSANE?" Damn lung capacity on them Yamanaka.
Once Tsunade had yanked her top heavy frame back up by the rope she had used to attach herself to her chair, she glared at Ino.
"I asked him the same. But all he said was 'I'm doing it for Ino, because I want to be selfish.' Whatever the hell that means."
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Chigusa sneezed.
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Nearly a week later Ino finally cornered him.
"NARUTO!" The man whose given name was Naruto turned, his worn out, nearly falling apart appearance almost put her righteous feminine anger into the ground.
"Ino… hime…" He smiled. So softly she thought he was dreaming… maybe he was. He looked more than ready to fall over. Anger, and any feelings of depression faded when his surprisingly firm grip pulled her into his arms, dipped her over and gave her a kiss that made her toes dig into the ground with the force of it.
She was almost as gone as he was when he stood her back up. Her eyes hazed over and indistinct.
"I finally did it. Gimme a few days, and I'll have it ready for you."
With that he left her, and there she stood watching him somewhat dazed and confused. Whispers and pointing began all around her as the town got into the next big gossip about her and her man, and she sighed wistfully.
"I don't care about what your doing I just want you, you fool." She remarked, still hurt by him running off again. "I don't want to wait a few more days."
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But wait she did, in fact when Ibiki returned, she was given a few days off because her prisoners were begging to transferred to Anko when he finally stepped into his domain. She had to relive her stress somehow, but having Anko cling to you because she wanted notes was kinda creepy. So with little to do other than read and help out around the Yamanaka compound she remained waiting for her man to finish whatever it was that was both for her and selfish for him.
Then one day a very interesting bouquet sat on the end of her bed when she awoke. It was a mixture of rusty gold almost orange mass of flowers intermixed with lavender spray. To her critical and florist eye it was rather odd looking, but it all changed as soon as she touched it. At once the easily recognizable action of a family jutsu, the petals slid away revealing a the very flower she read about nearly at the start of her relationship.
Hana no Naruto.
It's vivacious scent poured into the air as a small note and key fell from the bouquet on the bed.
An address. Then a hastily written love you and a spiral.
She stared blankly at the key.
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"When you become Hokage you'll have your own quarters on the premises so I don't see how looking for a place for both of us is needed, baka. It'll just be a waste of money." Ino remarked after a brief but frenzied lovemaking. It was usually the only time they had to talk to one another given their hasty schedule. If she was right he was already late to meet Tsunade, but to her selfish desire he was making no move to rush away from her.
"But what about when… I-if that is, you want to, we want to have children. It's roomy but I'd want somewhere… Like a house or something. Something just for us and later on, our kids?" He was oddly serious but she could only bask in the remains of their previous activities and let the haze take her away from rational thought.
"A house? It'd be nice. Yeah when we get married I'd like to have a house. It'd be perfect."
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She grasped the key tightly. Had he done it?
'Only that fool would take my sex high ramblings seriously.' Her heart thundered in her chest. With a hurried fixing she quickly changed into her now favorite dress, the same white one all those months previously when he first mentioned being with her home. "But if it's true…" She remarked out loud looking at her reflection in the mirror, trying to calm her suddenly giddy and hopeful look on her face.
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The whispering pointing masses that had brought about the introduction of Naruto so deep into her life was ablaze as she strode through the morning light looking at the directions in her hand, and did little to ease her fraying nerves as she turned towards a more residential street.
Before she knew it she was stopping before a quaint little house, a one and a quarter storied home, that seemed the everyday run of the mill house. The only difference she could see was upon the mail slot as she walked up, was two symbols. Uzumaki and Yamanaka side by side. The key slide into the lock with a whisper of metal.
It unlocked.
Pushing the door in she found a home devoid of furniture, only a few candles resting on a few miss matched plates and the morning sun gave any illumination inside the dwelling, following the candles she soon found her darling boyfriend waiting for her in the living room, an unreadable expression.
"Hello Ino."
"You bought this house?" She asked in an awed whisper.
"Yes." She looked about in wonder again. It wasn't large by any means, and no where near perfect but it was Naruto's made it amazing. "It's ours, I'm sorry it took me longer than I thought to gather the money for it, but I thought it was perfect… to start a family in." She flushed as his gaze never left hers. He hadn't been this bold in a while, rather letting her take the steps, waiting till she felt comfortable in all their moments together. She found herself smiling so she turned away to look at the lone picture on the mantle, of their little girl. She ran her hand down Hotaru's cheek, trying not to control herself from running into his arms.
"Why, why did you risk yourself doing all those missions? Just for this? Why?" It had been her question for days, she thought she knew the answer but still, that part of her wanted to hear it.
"Because I wanted to give you something worth giving, even though it pales in comparison to what my Hime has given me in return." Confusion took reign and she turned back to him, her language that of incredulity.
"W-what are you talking about I haven't given any-" His finger on her lips stopped any protest.
"You gave me you." His voice, and look alone proved he meant every word. "My Hime, now and forever." Once again words weren't needed as love, pure hard and unyielding poured forth and they soon found themselves pinning one another against the walls in passionate necking and groping.
"Take me to bed lover, I want to give more."
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A bed was waiting for them in the master bedroom, and it wasn't soon enough for Ino before she could make love to her fiancée.
She gasped as she slipped down upon him, shuddering as he gripped her hips and pushed her down against him holding her there as they lay connected, trying to out tongue one another in French. It was then an urge struck her, something she wasn't certain she was ready for, but before she knew it she was pulling back to kneel above him, letting his hands run up and down her body. Then she took a hand up to her lips, suckling upon it that had him groaning and throbbing beneath her. Panting a little at the feeling gave one more hard suck.
Then bit his thumb, just hard enough to cause a few small drops of blood appear at the tip. Naruto started but relaxed when she took his palm, kissing it lovingly. Trusting her implicitly he remained unresisting as she took his thumb and placed it above a small nearly invisible seal upon her abdomen. It was only then she felt resistance in his grasp. It was a seal that disallowed foreign DNA past a certain point, a fuujinjutsu version of a diaphragm.
"Hime, are you sure?"
Her response was to swipe the mark with the blood, canceling it and then a furious kiss removing any doubt he had about her not wanting this.
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"It's hard to imagine all that has happened since that night." Naruto murmured into her hair. She murmered
"I can't tell you how happy I am though it did."
"Mmm. Me too." He gave her a squeeze. "So I heard from Sakura-chan this was caused by a joke? Was it a good one?"
"I thought so, Mom said it geez almost a year ago now. Wanna hear it?"
"Sure."
"So this guy walks up to this beautiful woman he had been eyeing all night. He offers her a drink but she isn't certain what she wants. So he asks her, have you ever had a 'Screaming Orgasm'? and she replies, no, but if you give me a few notes I can fake it."
"… God that's horrible." [Smack] "It IS!" He was laughing all the same, more from her weak punch to his shoulder than the joke she mentioned. He looked so happy. Probably so did she.
"Jerk." God she loved him.
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The End.
It's OVER! Well not really there is one or two more scenes for me to write at this moment but I got the final one the ONLY one I had thought up almost 2+ months ago at the start when I realized that this, fakers was going to be a BIG project. But still this is amazing and yet kinda sad. I liked this universe where it's funny, and happy but still has the sad and bad things that can happen that make all those fun and happy things better.
This isn't the last in the Fakers! Universe either. There will be a few bonus chapters but with the story completed I can just use moments of inspiration instead of leading to a point already pre planned.
So While I am not really happy with my final chapter, I'm not disappointed with it. It's probably more along the lines of me ending my favorite story I have written so far. We had our ups and our downs, but this story held together well. I am happy for all my long time readers, those who just joined in and those who I gained and lost along the way. Onwards to maybe not better things, but interesting things none the less. Fakers has left me happy and sad and at times crying then others laughing like a fool. I hope it has for all of you as well.
Until next time. See ya. ~Hibiki.
Next Chapter: Bonus Story One: Epilogue 1
Release date: Undetermined.