I still can't believe that I wrote ALL of chapter two in just a few hours, and I'm already on number 3 :D
But anyways, my excitement aside,
PREPARE YO ANUS (heheh, yaoi... *cough* foreshadowing *cough*)
for Chapter 3 of BLACK BUTLER CRACK!
Enjoy!
(This one is just one little story and then a big thing that's either going to be really great or really weird to you. Either way, it's gonna make your day, hopefully. That's all I intend.) :3
Chapter 3: What a Wonderful Kitty...
Ciel was sitting at his desk in his study, a book in one hand and his face resting on the other's knuckles. He had been reading the latest masterpiece by Edgar Allen Poe, who was one of his favourite authors. He was getting right into the novel when a soft knock on the door roused him from his concentration.
"Master, I have something for you." A voice came from outside the room.
"Come in, then." The boy replied.
Sebastian, his waaaay-too-good-to-be-true butler, walked in at a calm pace, carrying a silver tray up high in his right hand. "Something has arrived in the post for you this morning, Young Master."
Ciel looked up at the tray, which was now being thrust at him. There was a letter on top, but there was no wax seal.
"Well... who is from?"
Sebastian looked calmly down at the boy.
Ciel's eyes narrowed and he looked a bit confused. "What is this?"
Sebastian's mouth curled into a Cheshire grin before he spoke loudly. "DEEZ NUTS." He took the tray out from Ciel's reach and flung it back, Ciel watching it hurl through the air as the letter flew in another direction. "HA! GOT 'EEM!"
Sebastian dove to lay on the desk and pointed at Ciel, who had lunged backward and the chair rolled with him until he hit the window.
"HAH! GOT 'EEM!" He proceeded to laugh quite loudly as Ciel sunk slowly down into his chair quite fearfully.
I always wanted to use that joke in my writing. XD
Sebastian found himself bored while laying in bed.
The demon looked over at the wardrobe where he kept his many cats. He found the thought of their beautiful fur and ears and tails and EVERYTHING dancing its way across his mind.
Ahhh, cats are so... purr-fect.
Sebastian returned his gaze to the ceiling. He ran a hand through his hair and kept it there for a minute before another very sudden and... interesting... thought crossed his mind.
There are two things I know in this world that are so sinfully adorable that I cannot resist them.
Cats, and my Young Master. (Well, I can restrain from fangirling over Ciel, but you get the point.)
So... what if I combined the two somehow?
Sebastian let a smirk fall over his face as he reached into the topmost drawer of his nightstand. He pulled out three things - a pink pair of cat ears, a matching tail and a glass bottle filled with a strange red liquid. It had a label on it, but instead of there being words, there was a rather cartoonish drawing of a cat.
He scooped all three items and rushed out of his room, running upstairs and knocking on Ciel's bedroom door.
"Wha.. who is it?" Ciel answered groggily.
Sebastian knocked louder this time.
"What do you want?!"
"Master! Let me in!"
"Sebastian? Why do you want in here so late?!"
"This is really important, my Lord! I need to come in so I can-"
Sebastian was interrupted by the swinging open of the door in front of him. He backed up a little bit and looked down, holding the things he was holding behind his back. Ciel was looking up at him, hair dishevelled and wearing his nightclothes. He held a lit candle in its holder in one hand and... he looked rather unimpressed.
"What," He paused for effect. "do you want?"
Sebastian lifted up the objects up from behind him so that Ciel could see them.
"Can you act like a kitty?" He smiled and laughed very nervously.
Ciel glared at him before speaking in a low tone.
"You woke me up at 2 AM and had me drag my ass out of bed when you know DAMN WELL that I have work to do tomorrow," he sucked in a breath and sighed. "just so you could dress me up as a cat."
"Well, yes."
Ciel looked outraged, raising his head, eyes closed and clenching his fists, but let his body rest for a moment before looking back up at the butler. "Whatever you're planning exactly on doing, I'm not going to partake."
"Yes, you are."
The boy stared at him. "You dare try to force me into something?"
"I do. Now we can do this the easy way," he raised the cat ears and tail up," or we can do this the hard way." He lifted up the bottle, shaking it a bit so the red liquid sloshed and danced around.
"Well, there will be no way because I'm not doing it." Ciel turned away from the demon and started to walk to his bed before he felt a hand grip his wrist tightly.
"You're not going anywhere."
Ciel flinched at the spoken words and turned around to face the demon, shocked and angered. He almost dropped the candle. "What are you trying to-"
Sebastian gripped Ciel's wrist tighter, leaning his face into the other's.
"The easy way or the hard way, Master." He whispered. "Choose."
Ciel took a deep breath as the Fight-or-Flight instinct kicked in. I will not be made into a cat! He broke free from the butler's grip and, setting the candle down on his nightstand, raced for his bed, realizing the awfully stupid mistake he'd just made.
S**t... I'm cornered.
Sebastian advanced toward the younger slowly, a low chuckle forcing its way out of his throat. "I see you've chosen the hard way." His eyes glowed in the dark room. Ciel curled up on the pillow and stared at him.
Sebastian walked up to the bed and stood directly beside Ciel. He glared at him through slitted eyes, and he smirked widely as he used his teeth to uncork the bottle.
"What is that?" Ciel looked apprehensively at the contents of the bottle.
"Nothing you need to worry about." Sebastian smiled and lifted his arm quickly and tipped the bottle to Ciel's mouth. The boy pursed his lips and turned his head away from the bottle.
Sebastian's smile faded, and he stared at the boy with no traceable emotion. He thrust the bottle to the boy's mouth, only to have it be denied again. Sebastian grabbed Ciel's chin and pulled him towards himself. Sebastian's eyes grew wide as he stared the boy down. Ciel looked almost like a deer in headlights, and his lips parted to say something. Sebastian took this opportunity to place the lip of the bottle in Ciel's mouth. "Drink."
Ciel looked down at the red liquid before he closed his eyes tightly and allowed the strange liquid to pass through his mouth. He swallowed the entire bottle, to Sebastian's surprise, and when he finished, he doubled over onto the bed and coughed a bit.
Sebastian backed away and kneeled down on the floor. "So?"
"So, that was sickening." Ciel wiped his mouth with his sleeve, the once white thing now stained pink. "And should you ever address me in that way ever again, I swear that I'll - hnnn..." He cut himself off and shut his eyes, gritting his teeth.
"Something wrong, my Lord?" Sebastian smirked, placing his hands at his sides on the floor and leaning forward.
"No, but... ah..." Ciel raised his hands to the sides of his face. "What's going on..?"
Sebastian continued to watch on, not moving at all.
Ciel gasped as a strange but undeniable feeling spread from his head and small of the back, ending as quickly as it had started. He raised one hand to his head to see what was happening when he felt something that hadn't been there before.
He had another, strangely fluffy set of ears.
Cat ears.
Ciel shot up and stared wildly at Sebastian. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" His ears flattened down as he reached a hand behind him to touch the lowest part of his back and gripped something very long and fluffy. He yanked at it to see it for himself, and he came face to face with a cat's tail, the same colour as his hair, and it was connected to a spot right above his ass. He ran over to the full-body mirror in the corner of the room, and examined this new phenomenon for himself.
He turned this way and that, looked all around. Nothing about him was different apart from the fact that he had sprouted cat ears and a tail, and whenever the tail lifted itself too high, he could see pretty much everything that the shirt was supposed to cover.
"I can't go anywhere like this! I-I can see everything when my tail raises too high!"
"Well, that's a nice touch..." Sebastian lifted a hand to his chin in thought. "You know, Master, becoming this flustered over something so simple is really adorable."
Ciel gave him the 'one-more-word-and-you're-dead' look before turning back to the mirror and sighing.
"...Master..." Sebastian spoke softly, looking down at the corner of his eye.
Ciel looked over at him grumpily. "...Yes?"
Sebastian stood up and walked over to Ciel, not making eye contact. "Can... can I pet you, perhaps..?" Ciel looked a bit confused before remembering that he was adorning features of Sebastian's favourite creature on his body, so he admitted defeat and lowered his head in the butler's direction.
Sebastian looked wide-eyed for a moment until he slowly raised a hand to Ciel's head and ran his hand through the boy's hair. He realized how much fun he was having and soon had both hands in Ciel's hair and rubbing his ears, every once in a while watching them flick from either anger or because they were being jabbed at with fingers.
Sebastian stopped the motions, his hands still poised over Ciel's head. He took a deep breath.
"Sebastian, you can stop anytime, you kno-"
The demon jerked Ciel over with one hand and flung him onto the bed.
"SEBA-"
Sebastian clambered on the bed and sat himself overtop of Ciel, sitting with his knees on each side of the boy.
Ciel sat up and looked at him with wide eyes. "..What are you doing?"
Sebastian leaned over him with his torso now, Ciel leaning back to lay fully on the bed and the raven-haired butler was now laying over the Earl, using his hands and knees as support to not fall right on top of him. Ciel's mouth opened to speak, but no words came forth.
"Master... this is only a temporary thing, these ears and tail... so would you allow me to enjoy them at my leisure?"
Ciel was speechless. What exactly did Sebastian mean by his 'leisure?'
"Uhm... alright, I guess..."
Sebastian smiled a genuine smile before burying his face in the pillow beside Ciel's.
Ciel stared at the ceiling for a while as he laid there.
I don't know how to feel about this...
What if I had chosen the easy way?
Oh well.
Sebastian raised his head again and let his gaze rest on Ciel. The younger of the two stared back at him, heartbeat running faster with each moment. Sebastian leaned his head down again, but he didn't direct it to the pillow this time.
Their faces were mere inches apart before Ronald Knox appeared at the window and opened it.
"HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"
"GO AWAY RONALD." Ciel shouted.
Ronald saluted Ciel with the wrong (left) hand and fell backwards off of his pink ladder.
"YES, SIR!" He fell from the great height and exploded upon contact with the ground.
Ciel sighed and returned his gaze back to Sebastian. He had been leaning over him still, patiently waiting for the Shinigami to leave.
"What were we doing, again?" Sebastian asked.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Meow."
"..."
"..."
"OH YOUNG MASTER!~"
And then they lived happily never after.
WELL THAT WAS TIRING, REALLY. I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS CRACK TO TAKE SUCH A SUDDEN TURN FOR FULL-ON STORY MODE.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! If you haven't already, please R&R and give that favourite button a tap. It really helps!
See you in the next chapter!
-xXxNaru-LovexXx
~~(Making Sebby's dreams come true since 2015.)~~