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(I watched Lilo and Stitch again yesterday for the first time in years and I regained my love for it omg)

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Chapter 4: Gravity, Footstools and Jack the (St)Ripper

Sebastian was rather late in bringing Ciel his tea. The boy became slightly annoyed and did a triple handspring off of his chair, cartwheeling over to the door of his study. He was but a second away from opening the door and screaming for Sebastian when said man ploughed through the door, destroying it.

"MASTER."

"WHAT."

"I HAVE YOUR TEA."

"OKAY WELL WHERE IS IT."

"IT'S RIGHT HERE."

"RIGHT WHERE."

"IN MY HANDS, SIR."

"WELL GIVE IT TO ME."

"NO."

"WHY NOT."

"BECAUSE."

"BECAUSE WHAT."

Sebastian turned his back to Ciel and threw the hot tea into the hallway, bending backwards and forcing his weight onto Ciel's arms."

"Because grAVITY IS INCREASING ON ME." Sebastian pressed harder onto Ciel's hands and he felt the boy's arms shake from it.

"No it's not!" Ciel cried.

"It is too, Master, the same thing happened yesterday." He was bent over completely into a bridge-like shape, and Ciel was nearing very close to the ground. Ciel's arms gave out and Sebastian fell to the ground, laughing. Ciel was laying face-first on the floor underneath him.

"Agh- Sebastian! Your stupid demon butt is crushing me!" Ciel squirmed underneath him and tried to free himself. Sebastian laughed harder at the earl's vain attempts.

I really wanted to write that scene out with these two and I'm so glad I did XD

"Ngh- can't you do this any faster?"

"I apologize, Master, but I wish to take my time."

"Well, hurry it up! It's starting to hurt..."

"Here?"

"No, go lower-"

"Hm... here?"

"...Yes, right there. Ah-"

"Sorry."

"No, it's... it's fine. It feels better there."

Sebastian let his other foot rest on Ciel's lower back. He sat back in the chair in Ciel's office, enjoying his allowance of using Ciel as a footstool.

HAHAHHAAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAHA end me.

Rain poured down in the street. Ciel stood sentry at the corner while Sebastian played a game of Euchre with a small black kitten.

"Any sign of this 'Jack' yet?" Sebastian called out to the earl.

"No." He responded. "Can you sense him anywhere?"

"No, but-"

Chainsaw whirrs filled the air. A red-cloaked someone dashed onto the roof before Ciel and stared him in the eye, smiling wildly. He lifted his chainsaw into the air and laughed maniacally.

"I did sense someone else."

"Hellooo there, handsome~! I'd love to stay and chat, but I have some business to take care of..." He sprung down off of the roof and waited for a single second. The door to the same building he stood on moments ago flew open, a woman wearing red stood in the darkness and allowed the man to swing inside.

"SEBASTIAN! FOLLOW HIM!" Ciel shouted.

The demon dashed away to the door, scooping up Ciel bridal-style in the process. He forced himself through the door and was faced with an unsightly view.

It was too late. The last foreseeable victim on the earl's watch list had been in a trance, throwing away all her money at the two in front of her. Articles of clothing were being thrown everywhere, loud music and disco lights blaring. The two no-longer-red-clad people issued her a lapdance on either knee, and the final light of her eyes was being drained away, a permanent smile etched on her face.

The room grew silent.

Ciel growled. "So it was you, then."

The two emerged from the shadows and revealed their faces to the master and butler.

"It was you- Grell Sutcliffe and Madam Red. You're 'Jack the Stripper.'"

"Hm? Well I didn't think a little brat like you would figure it out, but hey." Grell crossed his arms, leaning his weight onto one leg. Madam Red took a step forward.

"Ciel.. my darling nephew... I didn't mean for you to figure it out like this-"

"Do not 'darling' me, Angelina. I've seen enough." He turned his back on the horrid crime and walked out of the door.

Sebastian watched Ciel leave and turned toward the door. After a moment he wheeled back around and looked at the two.

"...How much do you charge?"

WELL THAT WAS FUN TO WRITE OMG

I liked experimenting with dialogue during the second event there. It was actually a tad difficult to write.

Nevertheless, I hope you liked it! Please R&R and give that favourite button a tap. It really helps!

See you in the next chapter!

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