215. What if Zach was about to throw Aviva into a river in South America which was full of hungry piranha and in slow motion, Zach cuts the rope that was holding AC and just then, Chris in his Mustang car form was zooming through the air and he caught Aviva on his windshield and when they got to the other side, the scanner mounted on his grill (Like from the Knight Rider car. Aviva has it to on her car form's grill to.) was slowly fading and soon, it was pitch black, so it was either meant he/she was sleeping or it meant DEATH. Soon, the crew was searching for a pulse and then Aviva thought, 'He's probably faking it out to test me.' Then she had an idea. She SLOWLY rubbed her hand on CK's taillights AKA his behind and then his paint turned red (obviously a blush) and his scanner was online again? How would that be, CK?
Chris: hmm… interesting. I wish shed rub me like that. *covers mouth*
Martin: pervert. *laughs*
216. What if Chris and Aviva were recruited on a mission that involved Zach Varmitech and Aviva was supposed to act like a regular Lamborghini at Zach's favorite car dealership and when Zach said, "I'm really digging this cutey over here." (Zach's secret favorite color was purple.) That's when AC lost her temper and opened the door so it would hit Zach's behind and he fell to the floor and then Aviva started to act like she was broken down by making her tires flat and popping the hood, but that just made things worse. "This engine is so well-tuned." After a while, Zach bought the car AKA Aviva and she decided to play the game "Haunt Zach And Make Him Run Out Of The House In His Underwear." Do you think she will win or lose? How would that be Mr. Chris Kratt?
Chris: I absolutely think she will win. Zach is a scaredy cat. *laughs*
217. Is Kitty officially apart of the team? If she is what does she do?
Martin: no.
Chris: then what about ur kid? Are you on child support?
Martin: hey! No!
Aviva: that's sad… you wont pay child support?
Martin: What yes I mean UGH!
Chris: *snickers behind hand*
218. What is your opinion on Australian shepherds?
Chris: they're so cute!
Aviva: I agree!
Martin: Especially the puppies!
Koki: Who doesn't love dogs?
219. So have you and Kitty decided on a name for the baby yet?
Martin: Nope.
Chris: I decided on a name for my kid.
Aviva: There are some baby name books in the library.
Martin: ill take a look at them later…
220. What if Aviva got lost in the woods with Kitty and Koki? Just some revenge from earlier Chris and Martin, happy?
Chris: very.
Aviva: no offense, but im not interested in girls. I like men. Well maybe the exception of chris.
Chris: IM NOT A GIRL!
Martin: how can we be sure? Only aviva has seen you without all your clothes.
Aviva: martin youre the pervet! *blushes*
221. What if in High School, Zach mind controlled Aviva so she would like him and they were in Zach's about to (K word) and Chris makes a dramatic appearance in his Mustang form by busting through the fence and he wasn't colored green, he was colored DARK RED, Crimison redBlush but Dark redAnger and Martin picked Zach up the shirt and demanded the way to turn the mind control off and it was for Chris to (K word) Aviva before 6 pm and MK was so caught up in the romance that he forgot that he was holding Zach like Martin just found a million dollars? How would that be?
Chris: amazing… *dreamy voice*
Martin: lover boy!
Aviva: hey shut up Martin! Id love it if chris kissed me.
222. What if Martin was going to meet Kitty at a restaurant FOR A DATE and Martin wanted to look cool when he got to the restaurant and he LITERALLY begged Aviva to drive him there in her car form so Kitty would be looking like, 'How the heck did Martin afford that?' and after Martin practically got on his knees, AC finally agreed but next time ask Chris and THEN Martin asked her if she can change the paint color from purple to indigo and if she can add a spoiler and he had to get on his knees for her to say yes, but whilst driving a semi passed them the opposite way and then AC scanned it and dramatically formed into a semi like the way Optimus Prime did in "Transformers: Age of Extinction" by growing the bullhorns that let out excess heat from the engine and getting a 3rd pair of wheels and the front shapeshifting (Chris can do that too) and then Aviva said that MK should trust her on this and try to guess what happened at the date
A: Martin and Kitty had a good date
B: They had an argument, and they broke up
C: After a good date, MK AND KITTY started doing IT in the semi that Martin was transported in AKA Aviva's car form. And Aviva said, "This feels kind of awkward.". And after a while, she said, "Oh, baloney, I'm trying to SLEEP! Know I know how cars feel when 2 horny people start doing IT inside of you. That sounded kind of awkward." And Chris drives up in his usual Mustang form and after he heard from inside the indigo semi, "Oh, Martin!( Kitty's voice)" and some panting ( Martin's voice ) and some snoring ( Aviva's voice ). The snoring sounded like " *Snore*, *Truck Horn*, etc. After that Chris knows it's Martin and Kitty inside... Aviva's car form?
Chris: A?
Martin: C!
Koki: B.
Aviva: poor me
How would that be, MK, CK, KITTY, AND AVIVA?
Aviva: disgusting.
Martin: Very fun
Chris: disgusting as well.
224. Hey Chrissy, I dare you to dance to the "Watch we Whip, Watch me Ne Ne."!
Chris: ok! *dances*
Martin: I don't know him!*looks away in embarrassment*
Aviva: oh lord… *face palms*
225. Just a Marli related question...
What if you found out that you had a sister who was half dragon and would do anything to keep you safe? Even die for you?
Chris: id do the same back.
Martin: id wish I had a sister like that *smiles*
226. Hey you 2 kratts, Chris and Aviva, remember your car powers after CHRIS OVER HERE and AC pranked each other and Aviva enters the Indiopilas 500 to race but she transforms into a street car, not a track car, until Zach came along. He helped Chris and Aviva get upgraded with better engines(chris's credit to his old racing career) and Zach helped with the decals and AC decided to be the color indigo instead of purple and on the track, she's desperate to win, so, she quickly scans a transport semi and turns into a full, kitted out, indigo, semi and she wins $5,000,000,000?!
Aviva: AWESOME!
Chris: why don't I ever win 5 billion? *pouts*
Aviva: because im an amazing car *grins*
227. Hey Koki are you friends with Kitty even though she has your man and is having his child?
Koki: Yes, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
Aviva: *laughs*
Martin: im your used toy?!
Chris: you dumped her lets see uh… at question 23. You are her ex, and she'll treat you like trash. I cant leave Aviva even if I wanted to because im going to be the father of her baby.
Martin: Oh. Oh that makes a lot of sense now. *rolls eyes*
Koki: so yea. We are friends. In a im ok with it way.
228. What if Chris was posing as a Mustang for Zachary and Donita (broke friends zone) to buy and Chris, while Zach's driving, Chris turns the radio to the song "Something to lean on"? How would that be?
Chris: meh. It might end up like the earlier question.
Aviva: eww…
Chris: I don't mind. As long as they do it outside of me.
230. What if Zachary was in High School and he bought a dark purple Toyota Camary AKA AC and when he wants Donita to be his girl, Aviva turns into a little mischievous girl and tries to work this out for Zachary by plotting a plan to:
Turn the radio on with romance songs and drive them to a place so Zachary and Donita can do IT? How would that be Zachary?
Chris: WHO LET HIM IN?!
Aviva: *face palms and bites lip*
Martin: my brother is a bit 'sensitive' about zach….
231. What if a big movie company asked Jimmy to make a movie?
Jimmy: Id totally do it!
Koki: ah, sleeping beauty is up. *giggles*
Jimmy: hey!
232. What if in College, Chris finds out he has to share his dorm with Aviva? How would you react you green little meat bag?
Chris: eh… uh…*blushes*
Martin: haha *laughs*
Chris: id probably be rather happy.
Aviva: what type of happy? *sly smirk*
Chris: AVIVA!
Aviva: what? Im a woman too ya know…
233. What if on the news, there was a story about 2 cars with NO DRIVERS. one was a black Lamgorgini and the other was a pink semi with red painted flames on the outer skeleton. That's when they also said the semi liesense plates were: GC and the Lamborgini's ones were ZV. That's when Aviva ran and folded into her car form and sped off into the night. Then Chris followed a few meters behind and they found theirselves at a cliff. They started talking.
"I can't believe that my sister got mArried to that...", said AC.
"To who?", asked Chris.
"Doesn't ZV ring a bell?", she questioned.
To sum it up, AC's sis got married to Zachary and she did IT with Zachary and he got third power? How would you react?
Aviva: my sister is capable of doing stupid things.
Chris: and so are you.
Aviva: no im not!
Chris: It would be funny if aviva's sister got married to zach. At first she liked martin.
Martin: funny how?!
Chris: cuz theyre both annoying, and childish.
Aviva: please don't kill me sis… *smiles* I wouldn't say anything if you married zachary… *grins*
234. Martin and Kitty, what do you plan to do after the baby is born?
Martin: probably go to court….
Chris: why?
Martin: cuz since she doesn't want to join the crew… im in for some child support.
Chris: lucky for me, I crossed the line with our inventor.
Koki: and you're PROUD?
Aviva: men get proud over anything. Even if they fucked in the right hole.
Martin: you kiss chris with that mouth?
Aviva: yea, why?
Koki: *tries to hold back laughter*
235. Girls with All Hallows' eve coming up what will you be
Aviva: I don't know
Koki: me neither… its not like we go trick or treating anymore.
Chris: what about that party?
Aviva: oh we still have time to decide.
Chris: be something-*gets slapped by aviva* hey!
236. Quick pick a gun aa12 or a Remington ACR
Chris: Remington ACR
Aviva: aa12
Martin: aa12
Koki: Remington ACR
Jimmy: same as Koki
237. Aviva what if You saw Chris getting his ass whooped by a marine and he was Jimmy's brother
Aviva: laugh.
Chris: why I outta-!
Martin: chris!
Aviva: id laugh because that's 22 years of punishment I owe chris.