326. What if Jimmy made a game called "Need for Speed: Kratt Edition" and it is that the crew (except Zach) (This is before Kitty got on team) got infected with a mind-controlling virus and to cure it, you have to lower their health until they die by slamming into them and when they "die", they will awake back to normal. But, to help, you have spikestrip, roadblock, and EMP. But, to even things out, they have oil spill, roadblock (using a firetruck some of us may know), and drones (mini-viruses you have to avoid). There are 5 cars, Jimmy being the weakest, and Chris being the strongest. Know why? He and Aviva just so happen to have missle launchers attached to the roof of the car. LOL?!
Aviva: yea, isn't that a little dangerous?
Chris: *rolls eyes* you are just jealous that I am the strongest.
Jimmy: hey stop complaining I'm the weakest *smiles*
327. I feel like this world is going upside down…
CK99:*innocent smile* I'm like that.
328. It would Hey, what if one day, an emergency vehicle with a paw print emblems do into the grill of a cop car finds a pregnant and suicidal 16-yr old ten named Stacey and after Zach finds and fixes her circulation after attempted suicide, she and Zach's relationship evokes over the years?!
Aviva: eh, what?
Chris: I'm with her. What do ya think Dantdm?
Mr TDM: I guess that's a bit odd…
329. What if Martin was in the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic contest and after he won, he had the chance to star in the new comedy TV show "Marty Funny"?
Koki: Martin? Funny? What I hear come out of Martin is dirty jokes.
Chris: I guess he could if he tried… After all his favorite book is The Little Engine Who Could *smirks*
Martin: hey!
330. What if Chris was on the floor after being thrown around like a rag doll and a 4x4 jeep (Breakhunter) stops just in front of his foot and he says, "I feel sorry for you, but, I have no choice..." Then he is about to stab a sword through Chris' heart...but he doesn't on account of a white Lamborgini (Nemesis) shoving the jeep out of the way. Chris got up and said, "What the...?" Nemesis was then dragging Breakhunter by the head and kicked him in the shins. Then Nemesis went aboard Gourmand's ship and reported the event to him. Chris was walking away when he heard Gormy yell, "GET ME BREAKHUNTER'S HEAD ON A STICK, NEMESIS. YOU ARE ABOUT THREE-FOURTHS OF OUR MILATARY STRENGTH. GET ME HIS HEAD, BY ANY MEANS NESSACARY!"?
Chris: *shrugs* sounds like it could happen.
Aviva: MAGIC!
Martin: what are you? Five?
Mr TDM: hey stop it punk! It's an amazing plot!
331. What if Zachary was once again on the shoulder of the road pulled over on the size of the road and Nemesis was parked behind him. He heard her say, "*Whistle in amazement* Sweet rims. 24 gauge. Your real heavy DUTY." Zachary took it as if it was flirting. But Nemesis wasn't. She was joking. Then she said, "Just like my friend here." Then Vectorwave (Nemesis' assistant in experiments and transforms into a stealth tank) rushed toward Zachary with a rocket launcher launching a rocket straight at him?
Martin: right in the-!
Aviva: *covers his mouth* don't say that stuff! The baby is learning how to speak and I don't want him saying that to anyone!
Martin: *rolls eyes* anyway, that would probably be most painful.
Mr TDM: yea… Probably. Depends where it hits *smirks*
Aviva: not you too!
332. Uh... guys... I totally just covered Martin in makeup and now he looks like a teenage girl with too much makeup... that's his punishment for being a cruddy dad. That's okay... right?
Chris: Aviva used to do that.
Aviva: I was 15 ok! Let's forget about that!
Martin: hey! How do you get this stuff off? *tries wiping it off*
Aviva: yea… That's not gonna come off anytime soon… It's waterproof.
333. Would you believe that I'm taller then both Kratt bros? (I'm 5'11! Suckers!)
Chris: ah f-
Aviva: *covers his mouth* we've gone over this… *growls*
Martin: I was never THAT tall… Chris is still an ant.
Chris: why you son of a-!
Aviva: *shoots a glare at Chris and pinches him*
Mr TDM: how do you shut him up like that? *blushes*
334. *cocks Nerf gun* Who's up for a nerf gun fight?
Jimmy: oh me! *raises hand*
Mr TDM: me too!
Btw, Chriskratt99, I love your stories!
CK99: why thank you :)
335. What if Breakhunter wanted to terminate Gourmand and they ended up both in a coma. Then Nemesis and Knockatron had to do a cortical psychic patch: Surgery where someone's mind is connected to a computer and his thoughts are shown on the screen. So, Knockatron takes first shift because he's a gentlemen. Then, from Breakhunter's mind, he sees the time where Gourmand alone was in the morgue after Breakhunter terminated him. Then, 'Hunter and...Knockatron start talking about getting a new leader and then Knockatron says, "I think I know who should be leader, BOSS." Then, Knockatron in reality says,"Does this thing have a fast-forward button, or better yet erase?"
1 hour Later...
It was Nemesis' turn to watch the screen. This time, the screen showed the time where Breakhunter was telling the solders, "Alas, our former leaders soul is obviously dead from the blast. So, here is a solution. 'All...hail...Breakhunter.'" Then the solders say "All hail Breakhunter!" many times until Gourmand walked in the ship. Gourmand explained that because of an illusion, no one could see him escape. Then gourmand started to question Breakhunter. Then, in reality, Nemesis said, "This is going to be JUICY!"
Chris: what the f-
Aviva: Christopher Fredrick Kratt!
Chris: Aviva Kratt Corcovado what do you want?!
Martin: yea these two can go on for hours… Anyhow… That'll be awesome if we could see how that worked.
Mr TDM: we should get Aviva to build it, then this could become real!
336. Hey, what if the entire crew including Zach got sucked into the game "Fleeing The Complex" and these are their roles:
Aviva: Docks Security Guard w/ sniper rifle
Chris: Henry Stickmin (Convict)
Jimmy: Gregory (Transfer Cell Guard)
Kitty: Ellie (Convict)
Koki: Head of Security
Martin: Devin (Manager/Warden of "The Wall" [Name of the complex])
Zach: Docks Security Guard w/ no rifle
When Chris decided to take the "Ghost Inmate" ending, when he was at the docks, he chose "Box" (In the game, you can make different choices in each level, but only one was the right choice) and he was inching his way in his disguise (The box, duh) when Aviva turned to look at the box. This is the dialogue:
"Huh?", said Aviva. "Oh, just a box."
5 MINUTES LATER
*Aviva and Zach playing poker and Zach was losing*
1 MINUTE LATER
FAIL: Hey, at least you weren't found!
How would you react?
(I WILL make more episodes about this, so stay tuned!)
Martin: bro!
Chris: what?! Oh, sorry, yea?
Martin: they asked a question.
Chris: oh I'd keep trying till if get my way outta there
Mr TDM: you know that's the only way right? Try your luck and see if it's the right choice.
Koki: but you weren't found.
Chris: I'm pretty sure I'd be dead in that tiny box…
337. Hey guys, go to this link:
s/10207183/1/The-Wild-Thing
And tell me how you guys felt after you read it. Yes, that means YOU, Chriskratt99.
CK99: I read it it was awesome, I felt happy
238. What brand of shoes are you guys wearing. If you're not wearing the following:
Nike (I know Aviva wears Nike's)
Jordan (I know Jimmy wears Jordan's)
Adidas
Under Armour
Martin: he got them J's Aviva won't get for me
Aviva: I ain't gonna waste 200+ (euros/dollars) on shoes!
Chris: me, Martin, and my son own Timberland hiking boots.
Koki: eh, Nikes too.
Mr TDM: regular sneakers what did you think?
WHAT ARE THOSE?!
P.S. - Can you pls make a story about that review I put about that movie where Chris, Martin, and Jimmy are planning to set bio-bombs all over New York City. XD
CK99: I'll try.
339. What if Hollywood wanted to make a movie starring Zach, Koki and Aviva (protagonists) and Martin, Chris and Jimmy (antagonists) and the antagonists were planning to set off bio-bombs (bombs with deadly viruses) all over New York and this was the trailer:
(CAPITAL words represent the narrator speaking...weird but it's true for some trailers)
3 HEROS
* Cop car pulling a civilian car over to issue a citation * ZACH VARMITECH
* Person (really a wax dummy) being loaded into an ambulance * AVIVA
* Firetruck spraying water over a "burning" building * KOKI
3 VILLAINS
* Chris programming the bio-bomb * CHRIS KRATT
* Jimmy operating a gattling gun from the cockpit of the REAL HQ * JIMMY ZIMMERMAN
* Martin inserting the virus into the programmed bio-bomb * MARTIN KRATT
WHO WILL WIN? AND WHO WILL GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF DEFEAT? WHO WILL LIVE? AND...WHO...WILL...DIE? * Chris' thumb hovering above the detonator button *
Coming April 1
Chris: why isn't a real movie?!
Martin: is rate it 10 outta 10 ducks… *smiles*
Aviva: I'd watch that
Mr TDM: I'd watch it too *smiles* sounds like a great plot.
340. What if on the Fourth of July, Chris was going to propose to Aviva but when Aviva heard Chris tell Martin, "No one can know about this. Espiacally Aviva." Then, Aviva thought Chris was CHEATING on her (lol) and just drove out of HQ in an emotional fury. If not for a cop car, Aviva would've NEVER known the truth. Who was the cop car?
Martin: uh, Koki!
Koki: what?
Mr TDM: who knows who that cop car is?
Koki: I dunno *shrugs*
Chris: that sounds dangerous… Speeding out while crying is not a good idea. Plus I'd never tell Martin I would be proposing to her in a loud voice.
Martin: to give you an idea of how nervous he was, he was sweating like if he was in the desert… IN THE ARTIC!
341. Who likes the song "Infertehno"? Anyone like the song? PLS PLS PLS listen to the song!
Aviva: K *smiles*
Mr TDM: I love this song!
342. So...Vehicles 3 is basically a game where you have to knock off all of the bad (dark) cars. Use the authorized vehicles to shove them off the screen. Click on a emergency vehicle to make it drive; click on it again to stop it. there is also a certain power they have. to use it, click on the "Power" button on the bottom of the screen (hot-key is spacebar) and after activating the power, click on any emergency vehicle and they each have different powers; Police car can U-Turn; Ambulance can jump over gaps in the road and other cars, regardless of faction; and firetruck has reactive engine (that means rocket booster for the un-educated folks).
Just play the game on a gaming website by typing "Vehicles 3" into the google search bar and there will be a bunch of websites you can play the game on.
Aviva: I play on it when I'm bored.
Chris: I've played it various times, especially in high school during class.
Martin: this is why the teachers blocked the gaming websites… *sighs*
Mr TDM: it's a great game!
343. What if Zach, Aviva, and Koki got sucked into a video game called "Vehicles 3". In the game, a police car (Zach), an ambulance (Aviva), and a firetruck (Koki). And, after JZ finished the game, jut before they came out, the screen showed a firetruck sleeping and a police car facing a civilian car on a cliff (In the game, peoplecars) with a heart drawn above them. Then, off-screen, Aviva said, "Why ya always flirting?!"
Jimmy: guilty as charged *blushes*
Aviva: *smirks* sure JZ sure…
344. What if when Chris got arrested because he was accused to try to rob a bank, he managed to get a good lawyer, none other than Aviva.
IN THE COURTHOUSE:
"So, I was driving with my partner on our way to the bank when suddenly, we saw a bag in the middle of the road, so we took it and-", said the witness.
"Objection! So, you say that my client crawled into the bag in an attempt to rob the bank?", asked Aviva.
"Isn't it obvious?", questioned the witness' lawyer.
"Is it really that obvious?", asked Aviva. "Anyway, I have evidence that proves that Mr. Kratt innocent."
"Well, what are you waiting for?", asked the judge.
Then Aviva presented the evidence: the very bag everyone says Chris hid in.
"Is that the bag the defendant hid in?", asked the judge.
Then, Aviva stated, "That's what everyone says. BUT, if the defendant did hide in the bag, then...HOW COME IT'S TIED FROM THE OUTSIDE?!"
"What?", said the witness' lawyer.
"I said, if he hid in the bag, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to tie it from the outside. He didn't crawl in there...HE WAS STUFFED IN THERE! BY THIS VERY WITNESS!", yelled Aviva. "As you can see on this defendant's doctor's analysis, CK suffered many bruises and cuts. Also, inside the bag, HE WAS UNCONSIOUS! The witness knew that they would drive by the bag with CK inside. The reason he took it was so he could put him in the vault...along with the other million bags. It would take years to find the body, but luckily, CK woke up, and set off the alarm. Once he was arrested, the witness thought it was over. NOW IT'S COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM KNOW!"
And CK was free...
Aviva: I shoulda taken law school.
Mr TDM: yea you'd make a good lawyer.
Chris: nah Aviva is a good stay at home wife and mom…
Aviva: I'd make more money than you a-hole!
345. hey Martin! I got a command block (Sorry but I am addicted to mine craft)*places command block down* I'm about to type "/kill-MK". Anyone wanna stop me?CK? JZ?AAANNNYYYOOONNNEEE? If no, hasta la vista, MK. Mwahahahaha!
Martin: no! I spent minutes finding ma' diamond! *gasps*
Chris: *laughs* you shall never defeat us! *high fives Mr TDM*
346. pls include Zach in the answering to make each chapter funnier pls.!
CK99: I'll try :)
347. Part 2 of Question 324:
When Zachary wakes up he is tied to a chair and Gourmy was on a computer and Nemesis was programming a... mind control machine. Zachary knew the design of that machine. He was the rightful owner of that MC (Mind Control) machine. What will happen next? Stay tuned for Part 3!
Chris: mind control… We need aluminum foil!
348. Also, what if BEFORE Zachary truces out with the WK, he had something called Todo mal which basically enters your brain and unlocks the dark side of yourself and locks away the good and it enhances your strength and smartness and what if that happened to Chris and after he rounded up the villains at Zach's jet, and they were all seated, Chris started the monologue.
"We all want money and have the potential to do so, and we have different strategies.", said Chris, walking over to Gourmand. Gourmand flinched. "By cooking." He walked over to Donita. "By fashion designing." Donita also flinched. "And finally, for sites and money." Chris walked over to Zach. Zach practically fell out of his chair. "But we all need animals. RARE animals. And I can assist you with that."
(Hey, would Aviva like to switch places with Chris? Chris being normal and..y'know, Aviva being evil.)
After the villains were gone, Chris lifted Zach into the air by Zach's neck. He started choking Zach. Then, Chris let Zach's limp body fall to the floor. Then he turned towards the Zachbots and asked "As you can see, Varmitachian is out of commission, so for now, just say I'm the leader. Any objections?" One robot beeped. Chris then punched it straight in the stomach."Anyone ELSE want to join your fellow friend?" (Now you want to switch places Aviva? You could nearly choke Zach to death!)
Then...DUN DUN DUN! Stay tuned for Part 2!
Aviva: that would be great!
Chris: Aviva is already evil.
Aviva: *slaps him* jerk!
Chris: it's that time of the month again… *smirks* either way, I'd love to choke Zach like Darth vader!
349. What if Gourmy was trying to drive and run away from Zach and when Gourmy got near his boat parked in the river, Zach threw a tow cable and it got stuck on Gourmy's rear bumper (OUCH!) and Zach tried pulling him backwards but Gourmy was stronger (IDK how) and pulled Zach...straight into a magnetic field. The magnet was from the boat, being operated by computers, Zach enabled a weapon, it was taken off him by the magnet..
"Give it up, Varmitechian!", yelled Gourmand.
"Never!", said Zach.
"As you wish.", snarled Gourmy. "Nemesis, activate the cannon!"
That's when a laser appeared pointing at his hood, Who would risk their lives to help them?
Chris: everyone needs someone to help them
Aviva: I guess…
Martin: I would not.
Koki: you never help! You're a terrible father, you don't care about anything.
Mr TDM: she called you out punk!
350. Hey, WK crew, what if Nemesis made a virus that enters your mind and gives you nightmares and when the WK crew got infected...um, can you guys tell me your worst nightmares? No"Special-friends-dying" nightmares allowed!
Aviva: my worst nightmare? Me liking Zach back. I dreamed it once and now I'm forever scarred.
Chris: riding a big scary rollercoaster…
Martin: I'm not a little baby! I don't get night mares!
Koki: *turns off the light*
Martin: AHH! *screams like a girl*
Mr TDM: hah punk!
Koki: *turns light on* my worst nightmare is watching someone I love get killed.
Jimmy: my controller not working.
Mr TDM: losing my channel?
351. What if the government revealed the truth: The illuminati was REAL. And they called on 2 inventors, Zachy and What's-her-name. Zach was head of the scientific division of Area 51. And...oh!What's-her-name is Aviva. Anyway, Aviva was head of the Technology Division, and Zach had to make a serum to make one invisible for a limited time and Aviva had to make a helicopter that could fly at Mach 1. Can they do it? Or...will the illuminati conquer everything and everyone in its wake?
Aviva: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! ZACH IS ILLUMINATI!
Chris: well then…
Zach: hey! I'd do a much better job than you! You'd kill the military with your paper helicopter!
Aviva: I wouldn't pizza head! You would!
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