Chapter 4: Yoshi Island

Poochy

"That is one weird looking dog." said Pit.

"That's Poochy. An ally of Yoshi." said Viridi. "Don't let his doopy look trick you. He's immune to impalement and lava."

"He is?!" Pit smiled. "Maybe he could be a part of team Star Dog."

"Did I forget to mention he's not the brightest?" asked Viridi. "You can ride him, but he'll only go the direction you're facing, really fast, in a slow, uncontrollable, screen-scrolling level."

"Well that won't be good. Is he part bloodhound?"

"No, but that sniffer is as good as Yoshi's. He'll lead you to a spot to ground pound that will make fruits or platforms pop out."

"So with my fighting skills and good looks, along with Poochy's nose and speed, we'll be unstoppable against the invading Dingo competition!"

"Pit, what are you talking about?"

Kamek

"Shouldn't he be considered a Mario character? I saw him flying around the NSMB U stage."

"Mario, Donkey Kong, Wario, Yoshi. They share the same universe." said Palutena.

"And Little Mac." added Pit. "And Link that one time."

"Kamek will use magic against you and summon some enemies. He is mostly airborne, so destroy that broom and don't let him back in the air."

"Sounds easy enough. But why does he dress like all the other Magikoopas?"

"Probably a wardrobe budget cut. But looks like the money that was meant for the costume all went into his Final Smash, Big Baby Bower."

Pit held in a laugh. "Really ….. so this Big … Baby Bowers (hih) must be …. Bad." Pit hid a smile.

"He's Kaiju sized. He can be seen in the distance and breath fire and hurdle rocks at you."

"Kaiju sized?!" Pit quickly turned serious. "Why didn't you say so?"

"I think I see a Final Smash Ball coming." Palutena said with a smile. "Oh Pit? Dooon't laugh. Doooon't laugh."

Pit covered his mouth "(Please Palutena!)"

"Dooooon't laaaauuuugh!"

The Stork

"Pit, see this Stork?" asked Viridi.

"Yeah, he's standing right in front of me."

"Storks are at risk of being endangered. Don't hurt him!" Viridi shouted.

"But this is a fight! He'll be fine after this. We'll just knock each other off this stage for about 2 minutes and we're back at the character select. I learned the cheat code to play as Master Hand."

"There shall be no bird poaching under my eye!"

"Sheesh, whatever you say mom." Pit pouted to himself.

Baby Mario

"Are you serious?! This is the only character left in the Yoshi series?" Pit asked Palutena.

"Not true; there's Baby Luigi, Baby, Peach, Baby D.K., Baby Wario, or Baby Bowser?"

"Anyone potty trained?" Pit asked before realizing something. "Baby D.K.? Do you mean Cranky Kong, or Donkey Kong Junior? Wait, how does that make sense since Cranky's old now and Mario's a young adult? You must know something about how gorillas grow up, Lady Palutena. I don't want to ask Viridi. She'll say anything just to make me sound stupid."

End of Chapter