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Chapter 5: Wario

Captain Syrup

"So I'm up against a pirate this time." Pit glared at Captain Syrup with determination.

"Her name is Captain Syrup, she-"

"Syrup?! Bah ha ha ha!" Pit continued to laugh until Palutena pointed something out.

"She took your arrows."

Pit stopped and looked at his weaponry. "How did she.." He looked at Captain Syrup who was just standing around. "But I have an infinite amount."

"She is an old nemesis of Wario. They first met when Wario traveled to her island called 'Kitchen Island' to steal all the treasure."

"Kitchen Island? Any other puns?"

"Her ship is called the S.S. Tea Cup."

Pit smirked. "So anything I need to know?"

"She was only in three games. The last one was 'Wario Land: Shake it'."

"Another obscure character. Remember when we were once like that?"

"Do not …. Remind me!"

Ashley and Red

"Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?" Pit sung to himself. "You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!"

"This is one of Wario's friends and business allies of his Warioware company. She can cast some random spells that will either help you out or turn you into stone."

Pit looked over at the small red imp. "So who's that with her?"

"That's Red, not to be confused with someone Viridi will really hate. Ashley's best friend and loyal assistant."

"Her loyal assistant? Just like I am to you!"

"Yes Pit. Ashley even torments Red sometimes."

"Wait, what?"

Palutena laughed. "She sometimes uses him as a magic wand or an ingredient for a potion."

Pit gasped. "I don't want to be an ingredient!"

Palutena smiled. "Don't worry, I still need you."

Pit sighed with relief. "Well she can't be as bad as an Eggplant Wizard." Pit got a good look at Ashley. "You know, she doesn't look 15 years old."

"Let's not go there."

Mr. Game and Watch?

"Uhhhhhh, what's up with Mr. Game and Watch? Why does he have eyes? Why is he facing the other way?" asked Pit.

Palutena examined the fighter. "I don't think that's Mr. Game and Watch. But I do know he comes from the game 'Wario Land 4'."

Pit looked back at the black figure. "So what can he do?"

"He has four forms of attack. A Dog, a Dragon, a large fist, and fat lips for kissing."

"Kissing? That's an attack?"

"Looks like it. Be careful, you don't know what else he might turn into; especially if he gets a Final Smash Ball."

"You're saying. I'm having a feeling he has like five other forms, two I won't like."

Count Cannoli

"Pit, this man is Count Cannoli. A master of both thievery and disguise." said Palutena.

"Great, he's a thief and a can make himself look like anyone. How do I know if that what he really looks like?" said Pit.

"Count Cannoli uses those disguises for attacks. His Dragon disguise will allow him to breath fire and his Cosmic disguise will shoot lasers at you."

"Wait, Cosmic and Dragon. He thinks he won't be noticed like that?"

"There are also his Arty, Sparky, Captain, and Wicked form."

"Really, those sound like power-ups."

"Well that's what they are. When Wario took his magic wand, he used those disguises to find treasure and fight monsters."

"Oh Wario. That makes sense. He's the kind of guy that will use false advertising."

Shake King

"Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty!" sang Pit.

Then suddenly a hoard of fangirls appeared. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

Pit covered his ears from the screeches. "Who the heck are these girls?!"

"They appear to be your fangirls." said Palutena. "You may have done or said something that might have triggered them."

"But what might that be Dahh!" The fangirls leeched onto Pit. "Hey, take it easy! One at a time. Ouch, that hurts! Hey get off, I can't breathe!" The fangirls smothered Pit as he tried to get air. "Palutena, help!"

His wings then glowed and he was lifted in the air as the fangirls flapped their arms to try and chase them into the sky.

"Hey, what about me?" asked Shake King.

The fangirls looked at the king. "Who are you?"

Shake King then did a facepalm.

End of Chapter