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Legend of Zelda

Tetra

"Another pirate! So is her name Captain Ketchup?"

"Tsk Tsk Tsk. You should show this pirate more respect." said Viridi. "But don't expect any respect from me. Her name's Tetra, a captain of a bunch of pirates."

"At her age?" asked Pit. "But something seems familiar with her."

"Ignore that." said Viridi. "Living as a pirate has made her quick and deadly. She can jump higher than you and strike with her sword."

"Hey Viridi, can I make a Tetris joke?"

"No."

Princess Ruto

"Hey Palutena, there's something wrong with this fish."

"Pit, she is Princess Ruto. Ruler of the Zoras." said Palutena.

"Zoras. She doesn't look like a Zora."

"What do mean?"

"Well aren't they supposed to be more monster looking, and green? And shouldn't they be Link's enemies?"

"Pit." Palutena took a deep breath. "This involves that multi-time line."

"Oh, that." Pit realized. "So how much do you understand?"

"Well Ruto's form is the first. In two timelines her race evolved. One where they're enemies and the other they became more human with bird features. The ones with bird features are in Toon Link's timeline."

"Toon Link? You mean where Hyrule is flooded by the ocean. The ocean made of wa-ter?"

"Pit, I know this sounds stupid, but there is a very good reason they became birds."

"What might that be?" Pit tilted his head.

"There are flesh eating sea-monsters working for Ganondorf."

"Well that makes sense. So tell me about Ruto."

"She wants to marry Link."

"And I've heard enough."

Darunia

"Dah, I thought that was a giant potato!"

"Pit, you do not want to get on Chief Darunia's bad side." warned Palutena. "His Hammer was used to slain a dragon. Dodge when he swings and counter with a physical attack."

"What about when he chunks rocks at me?"

"Well whatever he doesn't eat, dodge."

"Wait, he eats rocks? What else can you do?"

"DANCE!"

Suddenly Saria's song started playing and Darunia dropped his hammer and danced.

"Was not expecting that." said Pit.

"And Darunia wouldn't expect an attack. Quick before he realizes he left himself opened!"

Ganon

So this is what the original Ganon looks like." said Pit.

"Correct, Pit." said Viridi. "This Ganon is from the fallen hero timeline. And don't ask anything else involving time travel."

"Not even why Ganon looked so different in Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess, and when he looks like afterwards?"

"Especially that!" shouted Viridi. "Ganon may look fat and slow, but he magic attacks are something to fear. He will turn invisible for a short period of time to travel faster while swinging that trident."

"Aren't they called pitchforks?" asked Pit.

"Hm, I figured you would think of them as large forks for floor food. Ganon will also summon flaming Keese which will fly toward you you and summon Stalfos to attack."

"Keese, what are those?" asked Pit.

"Bats, don't ask about the enemies' names too."

"So anything else I should know?"

Viridi formed a sinister grin. "Mention Dic or the CD-i. That will lead to something interesting."

Tingle

Pit looked at Tingle and shivered. "Who the heck is this guy?"

"That's … that's Tingle." said Palutena. "He is thirty years old and thinks he's a child."

"Can I go?" asked Pit.

"Sorry, rules are rules." Palutena sighed. "At least he wouldn't be hard to fight. Besides floating around with a balloon, he will drag you into a cartoon fight cloud …. Thing."

"Can I please go?"

"Pit, if you want you can tell him there are fairies off the stage."

Pit smiled gleefully. "I hope the next guy is a more worthy and less creepy fighter."

Ghirahim

"….. Meh, still less creepy. But he does look like a fearsome opponent." said Pit.

"This is Demon Lord Ghirahim." said Palutena. "He's the right hand man of the Demon King himself."

"Woah, he leads an army of demons?"

"Yep. And he's no whining general in the background. His sword skills will rival even Marth or Shulk." Palutena smirked. "He doesn't even need a shield. His body is as hard as steel."

"That is so cool! I bet he will be the best fighter Smash Bros. will ever see!"

"I agree." said Palutena. "Ganondorf is already in, but I'm sure there's enough room for Ghirahim."

"Yeah. I can't imagine any other right hand villain that could take Ghirahim place. What will they do, give the spot to Bowser Jr."

"Don't be ridiculous, Pit. Even though Bowser Jr. would be unique, Ghirahim deserves it more."

"You said it! Go Ghirahim!"

End of Chapter

Ghirahim was my most wanted villain for SSB4, but I do not hate Bowser Jr. I find him and his Koopalings alternate costumes great, but there is enough Mario characters in the game. And I don't believe Bower Jr. was picked over Ghirahim, I'm not Sakurai or a game developer.